/fph/ fatty cope edition

Other thread is dead

I'm seeing fat thots post this all over social media lately and I never thought shit on the internet could actually make me mad, it's the "I eat food" part that gets me

Let's have a good old fat people hate thread to take away some of the anger

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dead like a fatty in their thirties

>and if i love you, i do it with all my heart
And that only applies to a 6'+ Chad at around 10% bodyfat

>

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I hate this disingenuous crap
>I love you
>I love everybody
>I’m basically Jesus
>love me or not I won’t change because of how perfect I am
Bitch, you don’t know me and I don’t know you. Fuck you, you ain’t shit. I couldn’t care less about you and you would sell me for a box of donuts you fat cow.

Can fatties unironically teach us a thing or two about bulking? It's actually pretty impressive that they manage 6000+ calories per day

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They could in the same way that crackheads could teach us a thing or two about sucking dick for smack

its a slow process user.. nobody just wakes up one day in ottermode and eats 3 trios from mcdicks.. they slowly push their limits until they leave humanity behind

any other FA's here that lurk on these threads waiting to see some fatties?

I think about this sometimes when I pass the really big fatties.

Like when people are a bit overweight, you can understand it because consuming 2600+ calories a day is easily done if you're uninformed and don't workout.

However, those gigantic planet sized amoebas that consume 5000+ calories a day are putting actual effort into being a fat fuck. Like to eat that much every day is genuinely hard work and they must actively go out of their way to try. It's not like they're doing it every so often; to get to that size you need to be doing it every single day. What in the actual fuck?

Then to lose weight when you're that size, you just have to eat less food. For the most part you wouldn't even need to work out to lose weight. Just reduce your calorie intake and because of your size it'll just fucking fly off.

God I hate fatties.

Seeing this type of cope is annoying too. Like they're implying that girls who eat normal size portions dont have personalities. Plus a lot of fat bitches I've met are either dull, gross, stupid, or all of those combined

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perhaps they desire to be featured on television and given lots of attention and encouragement, that way it becomes an achievement when they eventually get back to square one normal. but the problem is not every ham goes on tv, and half of those that do end up dead

Our stomachs are stretched

This is the way women work. Their lives are a perpetual struggle for social validation. They elevate their status by taking higher status women down. We talk about mean girls like it’s a high school thing but women never leave it. All of feminism is just about getting revenge on the handsome boys and pretty girls that spurned the frumpy one (usually a Jew) in the cafeteria.

Has the fat positivity movement died out from the mainstream, seems like their is less fresh oc lately. That Tess whale is fatter than ever and I don't see her mentioned in the tabloids anymore. Maybe that 600lbs tlc show showed how dire living as a fatty really is...

Okay, first of all, fuck all of you guys.

What makes you think it's okay to wake up and start a post specifically made to attack fat people? Do you know what they're going through??? Some poor girl could have a thyroid issue, or PCOS that causes her to gain weight. This girl could have emotional trauma and food is her only way of being able to live to see the next day. She could have poor genetics that makes her body stay at a set weight and impossible to be thin.

All of you asshats are just sitting around making fun of these strong, beautiful women because of you're own insecurities. "Oh no my muscles aren't shiny enough, better be an asshole to some fat girl hahahaha". FUCK YOU. Just because you hate your body does NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO SHAME A WOMAN WHO LOVES HER BODY.

Every picture you post is just another one for me to save. Every picture is going to be dedicated to my blog, so everyone can see how all women can be beautiful regardless of size.

Again, fuck all of you judgemental assholes.

Boohoo

Now that's what I call cope Vol. 5.

lmao you gonna eat all that pasta?

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>impossible to be thin
i m p o s s i b l e

>Okay, first of all, fuck all of you guys.
>What makes you think it's okay to wake up and start a post specifically made to attack fat people? Do you know what they're going through??? Some poor girl could have a thyroid issue, or PCOS that causes her to gain weight. This girl could have emotional trauma and food is her only way of being able to live to see the next day. She could have poor genetics that makes her body stay at a set weight and impossible to be thin.
>All of you asshats are just sitting around making fun of these strong, beautiful women because of you're own insecurities. "Oh no my muscles aren't shiny enough, better be an asshole to some fat girl hahahaha". FUCK YOU. Just because you hate your body does NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO SHAME A WOMAN WHO LOVES HER BODY.
>Every picture you post is just another one for me to save. Every picture is going to be dedicated to my blog, so everyone can see how all women can be beautiful regardless of size.
>Again, fuck all of you judgemental assholes.
hehe

This. There's two ways to build the tallest tower: build yours the highest or knock others' down, and women are all about knocking them down. It's like they never become emotionally mature

>Literally thrown out by the employees
Mirin. Routine?

>I have scars because I have a history
My money is on angsty teen cutting her thighs because the world doesn't understand her.

This is either the ultimate bait or the ultimate cope. Either way, COPE HARDER BUTTER HUFFER!
And before you leave, I’d like you to meet my friend Hans...

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Based. Also they seem to assume thin people don't eat anything. They do eat - they just eat sensible amounts you fat cretins

The veins peaking through it's skin is a nice touch

have fun dying in your 20s

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10/10 jebaited

>this happened on the Simpsons
>Springfield
Bug if true

>functional fatness

you'd probably be shocked at how little most fatties eat. sedintary living has very little energy cost and most foods are super calorie dense. a small surplus a day of 250 calories is 20 lbs a year gained even though that's like a handful of cashews.

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golden corrale is unironically disgusting, I went there once and threw up

It's their only way to cope. You cant "measure" a personality, so they have to cling to that because their other objective measurements (weight, health, etc.) fucking suck.

>I’m so random
Literally the sign of an attention seeking retard
T. Former attention seeking retard

FYI even IF He has any kind of case his damages are going to be limited to something like 3x what he paid them. Unless there’s major facts we don’t know.
So...$30 or something?

I think about it a slightly different way. A pound of fat is about 3500 kcal surplus energy. A basic cheeseburger is about 350 kcal. When I see a guy with 50 pounds on his gut, I try not to see 50 pounds, but 500 cheeseburgers.

Another fun one is Oreos, which are 50 kcal each, which is 3500 oreos on our theoretical belly

it is an interesting way to look at it, but it's still not hard to do over decades. an extra hundred or so calories a day is 100 lbs over 10 years. what I don't get is how people can afford to keep buying new clothes all the time. way one of the things that got me looking into dieting initially was that my clothes didn't fit and I couldn't afford to buy new ones.

>most foods are super calorie dense
Wtf? Name a food that isnt cookies or rice that is high in calories

nuts/nut butter, avocado, beef, and dairy off the top of my head and that's without getting into processed food that most people consume daily like soda or fast food.

bread too

Another thing to note

There are marked differences in prefrontal cortex development of the obese. They either already are or effectively become subhumans

proofs?

I lose weight eating avocado, beef, and dairy because they are super filling and there isn’t a reason to snack. Not like there is ever really a reason or need to snack, because there isn’t. Fats just eat garbage all of them time so they’re always hungry and always snacking.

>20lbs
20lbs isn't very much as opposed to the 400lbs landwhales you see. If someone is overweight by 20lbs, fair enough, but lose the weight. A 400lb hambeast will be eating a fuckload more than that however.
>t. just lost 20lbs by being 20lbs overweight, though still want to lose a bit more

Cringe

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beef and dairy mostly. though i did polish off about 6 cokes a day when i was still fat

I never said you couldn't. but they are calorie dense.

thw implication is that you do it every year. 200 lbs in a decade is a lot of weight that can come from simple carelessness, not obvious gluttony.

look at the second pic I posted. it's a fairly high tdee but nowhere near unseemly to maintain a monstrous 405 lbs.

it's like boiling the frog. if you put on weight slowly enough you don't notice until you lose a foot

google prefrontal cortex and obesity. The question is if they were that way before or if obesity hampers it.
Probably a mix.

The real problem is that a lifetime of obesity effectively reduces vascular output, and even hinders breathing and oxygenation. People that are fat enough effectively retard themselves over the course of their lives

The thing is we didn’t calorie count for a millennium of civilized history and while food wasn’t as plentiful as it is today it wasn’t scarce except for some lean times. Diabetes and obesity have exploded recently, while in the past 100 years besides the dustbowl and some wartime rationing food wasn’t scarce and we were spoiled for choice. Yet if this 100kcal a day surplus cascades into a 400lb beast, then how come nobody got fat when we never counted calories? What I meant here, , was that it’s really the garbage processed foods we consume. They’re literally designed to be addictive. Pringle’s slogan is literally “once you pop you just can’t stop”.

4/10
Next time try to talk about your chad bf who loves you for who you are and makes all your skinny friends jealous. Need a few more buzzwords too.

the biggest problem for people throughout history has been starvation. there never really was a surplus of food until the modern era. people used to spend a third to a half of their budget on food, now it's like 10%. people have always gotten fat, but it was only the people who could afford to do so, which was very few. I don't think you get just how poor most people have been until very recently. I read somewhere that sugar used to cost the equivalent of $50/lb in the 1400s. impossible to overeat at those prices unless you've got some serious cash.

this desu

in olden days only richfags could afford to get fat, but these days even poorfags are able to become fat as fatass

there are people who struggle with walking more than 10 minutes

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these people have so little problems, it's astounding.
My friend just wrote a long post about his history and it's heartbreaking
>mom killed in front of him
>trafficked into US
>passed around
>beaten by people so bad he's 19 and his back is completely fucked up
>has insane heart problems as well
This stuff happens all the time and people are sad because people call them fat and won't fuck them.

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>and if I love you, I do it with an objectively larger heart than average

Thrift shops like Goodwill are great for getting cheap clothes. I lost 80 pounds last year so I've had to to change every part of my wardrobe except socks. I'm a poorfag already so I'd never be able to afford that without Goodwill.

Skinnyfag here.

Never understood the point of these threads. Why would you hate someone less fortunate than yourselves? Do you hate people in wheelchairs too?

You don't have to eat that many cals to get obese. People with high insulin resistance store more fat than healthy people eating the same calories.

I mean the hormonal model of body composition is REALLY obvious to anyone who has used steroids. You will gain muscle and lose fat on the same calories and macros you were eating before. There is large variation in genetics for insulin resistance, generally speaking if someone has poor insulin resistance all it takes is for them to eat a standard american high-carb plant based diet at around 2500-3000 cals and they will get fatter and fatter. Knew people like this at school who ate the same as the rest of us at home (sandwiches, chocolates) and were inexplicably 50lbs heavier.

I do.

considering fat people are by world poverty standards considered very fortunate.. you should kys thinking they are comparable to people in wheelchairs

Everything is wrong
>10 minutes of cardio is supposed to be effective
That’s ten minutes at an elevated cardio heart rate. Like 150bpm or more for ten minutes minimum.
>walking is a good way to do it
Fats shouldn’t stress their joints which walking/exercising can do if the Tess Hollandaise size. They should be in a pool to relieve the load on their joints. If you’re not that big then walking shouldn’t ever raise your heart rate enough to count as cardio unless we’re actually talking about hiking and you have enough access to a mountain to hike for just 10 minutes a day.
>moving yourself for ten minutes while watching youtube is a workout video
If you need a video to tell you how to walk for 10 minutes then you are severely disabled
>sense of accomplishment
You shouldn’t feel accomplished for completing a 10 minute not workout.
>work your way up to 30
These planets will die before they make it to 30

Dummy

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I wouldn’t hate them if those wheeled bastards would stop putting ugly fucking ramps everywhere

Gr8 b8 m8

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So does this mean about 90% of the posters here are female?

Neck yourself tubby

>look for fitness advice on an Indonesian home cooking image board
>gets bombarded by shitposting
it’s really their fault

I've been lifting for 4 months now, weight has gone up from 75 to 80 kg, my target is like 90 -95 shredded at 1.82m so I've thought of bulking to ~105, should I give up? Like is it fine to weight a lot of you eat healthy stuff and workout? I'm fine with looking fat for like 2-3 years but these threads confuse me about health

This is horrific logic. If your maintenance is 2500kcal now and you overeat to gain 20 lbs then your new maintenance is ~2700kcal. To gain another 20lbs you need to consume food beyond even that new maintenance boundary. With gain the boundary keeps moving. The food that 400 lb people eat is absolutely gluttonous. They have to eat more than two average people in order to simply maintain their current sizes, and most people over 100 lbs overweight trend upwards in weight for their entire lives until retirement.

Based

>Hormones cause my body to defy the laws of physics

He didnt say that retard, he said that on an equal diet some get fat some do not. There are different types of body, cico works but thats not in discussion here.

fuck, at this point im just happy she's trying

>What makes you think it's okay to wake up and start a post specifically made to attack fat people?

Lord and savior Jesus Christ

>Do you know what they're going through??? Some poor girl could have a thyroid issue, or PCOS that causes her to gain weight. This girl could have emotional trauma and food is her only way of being able to live to see the next day. She could have poor genetics that makes her body stay at a set weight and impossible to be thin.

NFG. Reach for Greatness of die trying.

>All of you asshats are just sitting around making fun of these strong, beautiful women because of you're own insecurities. "Oh no my muscles aren't shiny enough, better be an asshole to some fat girl hahahaha". FUCK YOU. Just because you hate your body does NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO SHAME A WOMAN WHO LOVES HER BODY.

Its okay to shame subhumans into submission before they can start to reach their own struggle for greatness.

>Every picture you post is just another one for me to save. Every picture is going to be dedicated to my blog, so everyone can see how all women can be beautiful regardless of size.

How one looks is a reflection of how one lives. Degenerates look degenerate.

>Again, fuck all of you judgemental assholes.

Fucking me is a privilege that is denied to you, and any other cultist of failure out there.

Everybody gets fat on a calorie excess without muscle-building exercise.

I only hate people in wheelchairs if they’re also fat

>muh hormones did this

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Yeah but as their weight goes up so does their tdee, they aren't just eating a surplus of 250kcal over a normal diet to hit 400lbs and continue growing, t they are eating 250kcal over their tdee which is like 5000kcals daily

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not real the pic is some guy from 600 pound life

Any idiot can tell you that different bodies have different attributes and requirements. But the implication that they can't lose weight or have a harder time losing wait is retarded, you brainlet. The point is that putting less energy into your body than you're expending has no possible outcome other than a reduction in body mass, retard. No hormone condition in the world will get around thermodynamics.

As expected, Zodiac has the most kino (you)

by "developing a bomb ass personality" you mean they made themselves the center of attention and loud as fuck to distract everyone else and themselves from how ashamed they are of themselves

IM RANDOM LOL MONKEYCHEESE PLEASE LOVE ME

Based and redpilled

>thrown

I have to eat 3500-4000 on lift days and it can be a hassle

Especially making sure enough of it is protein

I've gone to mcdonalds because I couldn't get enough down and I needed an easy 1000 calories and 60 grams of protein to round out a day. There were fat asses there ordering more than me and getting a mcflurry to round it out.

if you live a highly sedintary life like most Americans, the affect on your tdee from gaining mass is relatively small. a 40 yo man at 405 lbs who is 5'8" would have a tdee of ~3200 calories, whereas if the only difference was that same man was 150 lbs his tdee would be ~1900 calories.

most fat people I know got fat quickly, plateaued, and more or less maintain their weight. what that implies is that they aren't eating 5000+ calories, but have been eating at a moderate surplus of 500-1000 calories over their healthy weight tdee would be.

just out of curiosity, I looked up what would take for 5000 calories to be maintenance, and that's about 750 lbs if sedintary.

I think the speed of it is what matters here. if someone puts on 100 lbs in a year they notice it. but if it's 10 lbs it's hard to notice if you don't weigh yourself frequently.

Okay, first of all, fuck all of you guys.

What makes you think it's okay to wake up and start a post specifically made to attack fat people? Do you know what they're going through??? Some poor girl could have a thyroid issue, or PCOS that causes her to gain weight. This girl could have emotional trauma and food is her only way of being able to live to see the next day. She could have poor genetics that makes her body stay at a set weight and impossible to be thin.

All of you asshats are just sitting around making fun of these strong, beautiful women because of you're own insecurities. "Oh no my muscles aren't shiny enough, better be an asshole to some fat girl hahahaha". FUCK YOU. Just because you hate your body does NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO SHAME A WOMAN WHO LOVES HER BODY.

Every picture you post is just another one for me to save. Every picture is going to be dedicated to my blog, so everyone can see how all women can be beautiful regardless of size.

Again, fuck all of you judgemental assholes.

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>tfw Dylan roof

a new copypasta is born. nice.
have a (you) and some oc i made earlier for your blog. please share link to blog, i think most of the anons here would enjoy it.

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>the way she let's the door swing it's full range of motion

Every fucking time.

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ehm what

>loving yourself so much you ruin lives
Actually accurate

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