What's your kryptonite Jow Forums?
What's your kryptonite Jow Forums?
Caleb Long
Julian Wilson
Your mothers gaping pussy
Josiah Williams
At least I have a mother.
Evan Powell
As do I. What a shit comeback. If you want another comeback from me you can scrape it off your mothers teeth
Oliver Foster
I CANT STOP EATING THESE
Adrian Edwards
I made that joke to my best friend once. He died in a car accident a year and a half ago...
Jordan Gray
Sorry to hear that user. He’s in a better place.
Brandon Nguyen
I remember when these first came out they were really amazing. They've gotten much worse over the years but sometimes you get that bag that almost hits that old texture and flavor.
Isaiah Gray
Wanna do some fat ass stoner shit? Dump the bag on a plate, cover in 1-2 cups of shredded cheese and microwave that shit for 30 seconds to a minute. Optional: Get some kind of dip like ranch or blue cheese
Elijah Lee
Christopher Howard
Also this.
Hudson Ward
Based
Cringe
Andrew Cox
gross, nacho cheese sounds good but ive never done it
ive been addicted to these since i was a kid.
Levi Reyes
I have a lot of fat fuck ideas from my fat days. I wanna get a baking sheet, cover it in different kinds of chips and make bacon loaded 5 cheese nachos.
James Ortiz
Doesn't estrogen make women more attractive tho?
Cameron Allen
aesthetic
Ethan Martinez
i just cant have a cheat day without this
Samuel Gutierrez
If you haven't tried these holy fuck you're missing out.
Blake Mitchell
Sometimes I’ll take a cheat day where I eat like 5 boxes of this shit.
Jaxson Wright
Roasted cashews and almonds
Grayson Johnson
>good source of protein
Do they think people are mongaliods?
Anthony Moore
Yes. Because they fucking are.
There's this landwhale that works in the same office as me, at least 350 lbs. She always brings in a giant sheet cake every Monday and snacks on it throughout the week. I guess her daughter works for some cake shop or something. She loves to tell people about her "diet" and how this cake is the perfect snack because it's "whole grain" and "95% fat free" and "extremely healthy actually".
Dominic Lopez
Yeah I cringe whenever I eat them but they’re so damn good. I’d make my own if I knew how the wrap was made to be so crispy
Luis Myers
Selfmade gnocchi with sage butter, a bit of pepper and roasted/fried chicken breast (even better:guineafowl breast) accompanied by chardonnay.
Ian Stewart
cope
Ethan Hill
Larp
Joshua King
No he is not lol
Michael Rivera
Ehh well I’m still sorry for your loss
Adam Reyes
the diet, diet caffeine free, and diet blueberry are just not the same. its too easy to drink gallons of it, but the cans like in the picture are the best.
Kayden Butler
Fucking lasagna
Adam Young
ever since i left a half eaten Magnum on my counter and came back hours later with it not melted and with it's shape fully intact, despite being room temp. fuck that, no magnum for me
Adam Butler
Christ I always blows my mind the mental hoops people will jump through.
Matthew Bailey
...
Andrew Anderson
What an absolute faggot
Henry Diaz
t.Garfield
Aaron King
Probably this and most types of bread.
Nathaniel Kelly
Domino's pan pizza
Hunter Hernandez
Publix Bakery cookies or brownies
Colton Ramirez
I always say I will have 2-3 and end up eating the whole bag
Alexander Richardson
bet you love to sniff your own farts too
Cameron Kelly
it does but it puts a chemical imbalance that makes worst off overall
Jaxon Cook
Flamin hot flavour burns off the calories themselves because of how spicy they are.
Samuel Gomez
Arizona Tea, I can down a whole gallon in no time.
Blake Cruz
my wheyfu's solid booty. I eat that shit like a fucking last dinner. Straight tongue her booty. haha
Ayden Walker
100+ taquitos eh
Joshua Ward
S-shut up
Eli Myers
>Not taking the taquitos-pill
Anthony Johnson
Buying stupid shit at 7/11
Aaron Roberts
You got to open them up than put them by a window so they get nice and moist
Hunter Rodriguez
This shit gets me every time. I've managed to limit it to about 1 time a month now.
Dominic Thomas
>monosodium glutamate
Remember when MSG was thought as poison?
Jason Rogers
this thread is painful please stop
im serious
OP's chocolate covered pretzels pic was agonizing to think about
Alexander Cruz
flapjacks are the number one for me, especially the little ones which come in tubs. They're just so good I can't stop eating them. They come in packets of 25, each one is like 10% of your total daily salt and sugar, and I can and have eaten the whole tub in a day. I don't buy them any more for that reason.
I've found that the best way to limit snacking (other than the other ones everybody knows about) is to only ever buy snacks which are designed to be eaten all at once. Crisps, sweets, whatever, just make sure it's designed to be eaten in one go. You can't properly pig out because there's not enough to properly pig out on, so while you can break your diet you can't completely destroy it.
Colton Russell
Turns out we're wrong about 99% of shit related to food.
Hunter Lopez
These are fucking crack for me
Mason Nguyen
Beer, worst part is i have a gluten allergy.
Christopher Lopez
Hot Krispy Kreme original glazed.
Isaiah Barnes
Unironically, White Monster
Isaac Hughes
but its not bad for you tho
Kevin Lewis
Fuck I haven't had one of these in so long and I've been craving them. Closest store is 30min away, probably a good thing.
Easton Evans
:/
Chase Morris
my gf was much more emotionally unstable while on birth control
i recommend all u bros to discourage ur gfs and wives from using birth control
just remember to pull out
Jace Flores
soft pretzels. I can eat a fucking dozen of them, I love them an unhealthy amount.
Luis Sullivan
Bangs, pizza, and pb and j. I know Pb and J's aren't that bad but something so delicious can't be good for you, I feel like I'm eating a donut. They're all good bulking foods but my problem is I'm not trying to bulk
John Morris
Honestly
Chocolate milk
A nice, cool glass made with just a light amount of chocolate so you get that clean milkiness too
And it has to be made with whole milk
It's best when you wake up fresh off a hangover and are dehydrated as a motherfucker
Henry Wright
Mike and ikes. I've been eating them since childhood and they bring back a serious sense of nostalgia
Matthew Peterson
Literal piss in a bottle
Isaac Bailey
That's the best part about drinking them. No sugar, no carbs, lots of sodium tho. So it's a bit of a double edged sword
Carter Watson
Sugar. Not sugary drinks. Good ass deserts. Ice cream, chocolate, pastries. Cookie cake fucks my ass and owns my nuts.
Ian Harris
does sodium hurt gains or cuts?
Bentley Stewart
I'm not entirely sure, I just started my crusade for gains last week. But a lot of fucking salt can't be healthy in any capacity
Josiah Ramirez
These little faggots
Parker Phillips
Organic raw cashews.
The few times I do crack and buy them at the supermarket I eat 600 calories worth of them. (.25 pounds or 114 grams of it).
Gavin Rogers
I had to stop buying them. One handful turns into half a container
Dylan Morris
Fuuuuck my favorite flavor. Other than this which I'm pretty sure they don't make anymore.
Landon Perry
Publix Italian subs. They are always put together just as good or or even thiccer than pic related.
Grayson Clark
7.5 pounds of taquitos?
Ian Clark
donuts
keylime pie
cheesecake
sour candy
twizzlers
hamburgers
anything taco bell related
Jonathan Jackson
>cmon user, you deserve a break. one cheat day wouldn't hurt!
Matthew Bell
I'm so addicted to these things
Kevin Sullivan
they have so many flavors for these things where I'm from - the best are onion and sour cream roasted ones. It's the best :(
Ayden Cook
Energy drinks. They're just too good.
Grayson Rivera
>cheat day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A CHEAT MEAL!
ONE CHEAT MEAL NOT AN ENTIRE DAY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christopher Ortiz
It amazes me how junk food marketing looks like marketing targeted at children
Jose Torres
Yes. This is basically adding insult to injury.
Anthony Fisher
Thankfully I don't have a sweet tooth, but give me a bottle of whiskey and oh boy.
Carter Ramirez
No it's totally a day.
Jonathan Rogers
I agree. Honestly the more I think about it if I was gonna eat that shit again I may as well just make my own tacos or quesadillas. It might not be the healthiest cheat meal but its healthier than that frozen shit
Christopher Edwards
Popcorn, like extra butter stuff
Christopher Bell
They fuck up the packaging so usually you get 7 instead of 6 in a 6 pack, I eat all 7 packets in about 15 minutes maximum, like 1000 calories
Anthony Torres
Peanut m&ms. I don't buy them because I know I'm gonna eat the hell out of the bag.
Jackson Carter
They're like crack for fatties
Austin Hall
that cream top
Leo Jackson
theyre like 1/3 pint so less damage
Christopher Rivera
These but dill pickle.
Also pic related.
Angel Allen
I really, really wish I didn't find out you can buy a 10lb bag of pancake mix for like $6 at Costco...
William Rogers
>The dirtiest bulk of all...
Julian Gomez
Opening this thread was a mistake. I'm hungry now and I shouldn't eat for a few more hours. Kill me.
Daniel Wilson
Brehs...
Ryan Garcia
Seriously though skip the fries, and In-N-Out burgers are actually extremely based and have good macros. Try OMAD or longer fasting then break it with 3 3x3s.
2580 cals
36% protein
38% fat
26% carbs
Comfiest diet you'll ever do.