How many times per week do you work out?

How many times per week do you work out?

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Yes.

4/5-6

6, Sundays/holidays off

5

Will I get a gf in 2019?

ideally 5 on an upper/lower split, sometimes 4 days because I went too heavy and need an extra rest day

2 hours per lifting day

If you have to ask, no

Am I gonna make it?

0 i stopped lifting 3 weeks ago feelsbadman

I will get a gf this year

Is this shopped?

I ride my bike 5-6 times per week. Just trying to lose weight for now, don't care about gains yet.

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2 years natty at most, the only hard part is the hats.

no one likes a smug fag, so no.

Did the russians help Trump win the elections?

Like 1-12 times depending on how I feel, my consistency is shit.

Giga Chad- is that achievable natty?

IS THAT ACHIEVABLE NATTY?

Either say 4-6 or 4/5/6 you retarded fucking nigger what the fuck

like 3-4/5 or maybe 6/2+3 idk

Once or twice

Gf

3 x gym, 1 or 2 running or hiking.

Giga Chad - will I ever leave this site?

Should I hit the gym tomorrow, oh Giga-Chad?

another chance with her ?

Reroll

Fuck this i'm rolling until I get a clear answer

will i lose the weight this summer gigachad?

will i ever get a gf?

5-6.

Will I smash college poon this summer chads?

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Well atleast there is a chance

Will I have my own place within a year?

Will I succeed?

Will I fuck her again?
I want to fuck her 10x harder this time

5 times a week until my dad had a stroke 2 weeks ago
>never gonna make it
will I get a gf in 2019?

roll

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5 or 6

Am I going to die this year?

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lol

fpbp

Am I a wolf on all levels except physical?

5-6 times. Lift on Monday, Cardio on Tuesday, Lift on Wednesday, Cardio on Thursday, Lift on Friday, and depending on how I feel Cardio on Saturday or rest Saturday and Sunday.

Don't ask if you will. Work hard so you don't have to.

Get back to it, man. We'll all make it together

Am I a chad?

Rolling for this queation

Every day.

How about now

6 times

Should I eat today

Big titty milf when?

7. Naturally the strongest and best physique in the world.

Will I fuck her

How bout the other one

Will I find a reason not to kill myself?

Again

I'm going to get a gf this summer

Op is a fag

Will I be the best Olympic weightlifting coach in Texas ?

Yes

should i apply mr chad?

Please

Roll

Should I fap breaking a 60 day nofap streak?

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Am I lying to myself about how things are?

>10 outcomes
>only 7 heads of the chad
Which head corresponds to which answer?
I workout 3 times a week because I'm a noob and I'm doing StrongLifts
Anyway, here's my question:
NoFap is an exercise in self-control and provides you with energy from being horny. Besides these benefits, is it a meme?

are onions a meme?

Should I join the 'society'? You're the chad oracle, so you know what I'm talking about.

Will I? Srs this time

Is she the one

6-7.

My "true" rest day is often just a light calisthenic day and maybe a run.

I'm in the military tho so I need to do that stuff or I lose it when it comes time for the PT test.

will I get laid this summer?

Rollerino218.

Should all jews die

i fell off the exercise wagon and i'm being dragged along by the Jow Forums rope

Should I stop allowing myself to be open for relationships?

I would say 5

Rolling

Fuck

Will I get a chance to explain myself to Jess?

rolling for gf in 2019

6

i will get a redhead wife from church

Will she be my gf in the next 2 years?

Will she fall for me if I just B myself?

If you roll dubs user gets gf. If you roll 00 before that user never gets gf.

4, tuesday, thursday, saturday and friday.
Will I ever find any friends to hang out on weekends?

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4 times per week
Will I ever get a cute tomboy gf?

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Will things get better?

This oracle is pretty incredible. Got almost every question right.

Asking oracle chad again

4-6

4
Do I have HIV?

are blacks human?

Did she invite me to hang out bc she likes me or because she's just being friendly?

I'll have sex

Woah he's right, you've got aids.