Why is there no 1000 calorie pill?

Eat a bigger hot dog next time.

Based and peanutbutter pilled

I add it to my fruit+protein+creatine smoothies

fat people literally have to do nothing to lose weight and they can't even do that most of the time

G.o.m.a.d( gallon of milk a day ) milk has 2400 cal and 120 protein in each one

What is mass gainer?

Stretch your stomach with watermelon fag

Attached: 80A4A86D-93D1-4431-B309-0E0AC9C6C1B1.jpg (1125x2436, 1.03M)

what the fuck

do you think these are healthy to put in your body?

it also has 287 grams of sugar

Attached: FD08B11D-7A28-4A7D-8159-E89041F7F390.png (1125x2436, 602K)

im bulking

if you're not getting 508% of your dietary riboflavin per day, what the fuck are you even doing?

What the shit how is ~300g carbs the recommended daily intake? I've never actually looked at it before.

Why don't you just eat a bunch of junk food skelator? Filthy scrawny rat.

Attached: BF556A22-D014-4EBA-9C13-91065E79E8FD.jpg (737x1600, 307K)

>be me emaciated 135 lb at 27 years old
>have trouble eating, period, like i have difficulty getting food down, especially because i have terrible stress problems
>try to eat oatmeal every morning at work, not even a lot just a cup of oats, cup of whole milk, some peanut butter

>if it gets even the slightest bit gluey i can't choke it down
>literally have to microwave it just to the point of being barely lukewarm so i can eat it all

incredible

Syrup? Cereal bars? What is this bullshit

why are you here? if you're to weak to eat food, how are you going to make it. man the fuck up and eat.

Because 1000kcal of sugar isn't helping you op.
1000kcal of a well balanced diet is common sense when cutting

Today i chugged half a gallon. I've been shitting ever since and my intestines just gave the sign that they're ready to go again. Shitting would be the wrong term as it's more appropriate to say I've been pissing through my ass. I take it you're not supposed to chug it in one go?

You can kill your gag reflex by periodically practicing by flicking your umbilical cord. This will help you shove shit down your gullet.

This. I would rather be 260 and 30% bf again over being 160 of nothingness.

why do fat fucks always try to pull this false equivalency?

why would parasites make you instantly full? Parasites should be constantly making you hungry if they are eating all your food.

I have the same problem whe I started, just a little more everyday and hit the gym 3 days per week, your body will feel hungry more everyday, just eat as u can and a little more

I can help him kill his gag reflex too if you know what I mean :^)

Depends on the parasite. If its something like Helicobacter pylori, which lives in your stomach lining, even eating a little bit could really upset your stomach which would make your stomach reject further food (fullness) and possibly vomit because H. pylori is really good at causing stomach ulcers and whatnot.
Brainlets I swear...

Attached: 73a.png (680x788, 94K)

>1month into bulk
>lost 3 lbs
why it gotta be this way bros

Yes. Just eat more you fucking retard.

Make your own protein bars with peanut butter, oats and whey. I tried one and it is some of the most calorie dense grub I've ever eaten

You might be lactose intolerant. You most certainly are.

>h. Pylori

>parasite

American education gives me a cancer

This happened to me but with fruit juice. Yes user, I think you're supposed to periodically drink up towards a gallon, not in one go.

This is the budget american diet. Do this if you want to be a burger with diabetes.

Crunchy or smooth?

GOGAD

Drink condensed milk

I was a skeleton too until I did OMAD and healed/stretched my stomach, if you don't wanna do that you gotta drink more liquid calories like milk or a shake or something and eat more fat (more calories per gram) but not ketogenic, carbs will help you put weight on

100g of butter is 750 calories. Just mix it into a shake using the least amount of liquid possible

Most cooking oils like rapeseed oil will have 800+ calories for 100 grams

do kratom or weed or something. I take red strain kratom and it fucking makes me eat like a buffet

I dont get how people are skinny I feel like shit starving a little bit how fucking hard is to eat calories

like 3 bites of pizza is 400 calories

this shit is retarded. just get a gallon of sweetened vanilla almond milk or something

a fucking gallon of dairy plus blood puss animal cells and disease. fucking disgusting dude

Eat a dick you stupid idiot.

That's almost unironically my body.

Flicking your umbilical cord?. Is this bait?

>it's another WAAAAAAH I CAN'T EAT ENOUGH thread

I honestly can't fucking believe it. So many options out there, there's at least a hundred ways to make a shake with 1k+ calories, just for starters.

>eat a 1k calorie shake
>can't physically fit anything in your stomach for the next 10 hours
Great plan, retard

3-400 gram minced meat. Use a shit ton of oil. Add taco spices. Put in a bowl. 200 gram of cheddar on top. Put in microwave if you want the cheese more melted. Mic it. Eat while drinking whole milk. Bonus for milkshake.

I call it caveman food. It looks disgusting, but it is tasty if you like taco. Stop eating like a bitch.

I'm not sure how these aren't troll threads.

I struggle to eat less than 2400. It's too easy.

i do kratom, i do weed, i can eat whatever Junk i want. I dont gain a fucking gram. I am aroung 76 kg all the fucking time.

These threads make me so fucking angry, I'm not a fat cunt but I could seriously eat 4k calories a day happily. My TDEE is like 2500 and I have to do IF just so I don't start eating calories too fucking early in the day.

Attached: egg-copy.jpg (619x305, 76K)

Ok then, lets hear your alternative you defeatist fuck.

just buy pizza. stock up a fridge with pizza. get no physical activity at all. drink soda with pizza. go to the store and here we have deep fried pizza either a giant deep fried calzone or pizza logs. 2 orders a day. burger king every time you pass through town. no home cooked meals. pizza burger king soda any thing you can get frozen and with cheese

AND THEN TEACH ME YOUR GOD DAMN SECRETS

i swear these shit thread must get made by falseflagging fatasses

yeah honestly that makes no sense. I dont think its possible to just ALWAYS be disgusting levels of skinny unless you are active as a mother fucker every single day 9 hours a day

the only way I can starve a lot and not care is tons of caffeine

Those things are supposed to be meal replacement, so yes, putting those in your body is healthy. Perhaps not as healthy as healthy as you can get, but it beats starvation mode.

>1k in 20 hours
>24 hours in a day
Drink two a day

Not OP. Pic related. 30M.

Fells bad man.

Attached: 20190612_213235.jpg (5312x2988, 2.94M)

Helicobacter pyroli is not a parasite you retard fuckface. You have to watch rick and morty one more time maybe you will learn how to use google. Nevermind im going to kill you little bitch

>All these fat fucks with eating disorders being confused that you can have the opposite problem
Retards all of you

Attached: 1510878820595.jpg (726x459, 100K)

I was 74 kg at 190cm. I was like that, but it is a pussy mindset. OP is a pussy and 1000000% will not make it.skellies are fucking pathetic, and I am ashamed to once have been part of that cuck group.

you know that parasite is anything that lives off you while causing harm to you, right? bacteria are parasites too, not just worms

That's clearly not what you were thinking of when you made the post you brainlet
And besides, bacteria aren't parasites; a tiny fraction of bacteria species are opportunistic parasites. Meaning they only become parasites if the conditions are right

i am not the guy you were arguing with, even tho he wasn't wrong

they might not be obligate parasites but the pathogenic ones in your body sure as hell are

I didn't say anything about mass gainer you fucking idiot.

Literally drink half a glass of oil and you got it.

WTF THAT'S MY HAND AND FOREARM GIVE IT BACK

take the peanut pill the peanut butter pill and the milk pill

>161g of protein
can i get that link please?