Could you beat all of your gf's exes in a fight?

100% and I would love to given the opportunity :^)

Do you fight competitively?

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nah brah, if I did I would probably kill my opponents
never had to fight to know that I would destroy anyone
I'm actually afraid of what would happen if my fist met face

Quite an ego you got there. If you aren't experienced in any fighting discipline what makes you think an experienced fighter in the same weight class wouldn't be able to kick your ass?

Okay I will confess, I was the man who wrote:
but I didn't write the first comment, I just felt like trolling, but it was juvenile and pointless. I think his original post was a complete joke though, everyone knows they can't beat everyone 1v1 unless you're like the heavyweight champion of the world
I just thought I could pretend to be a goon and trigger some people
being dishonest online feels bad though

to be more relevant I have no gf so I could beat all of her ex's because they are non-existent
I have done a bit of kickboxing, bjj and judo
before training any martial art I was much more confident in my fighting skills, after being humbled by many others I realized how badly I could be beat by a seemingly unintimidating opponent

Will I have my band to help me?

Sure can!

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They’re all musicians, skaters, and likely closestfags and only 1 ever lifted but he was on roids and got fat after he stopped using them.
Meanwhile I’m a BJJ blue belt, practice MT, and lift casually. You bet your ass I could kick all their scrawny dyel asses.

Is everything ok, user?

>implying I have a gf

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I'd say yes.
Better than okay :)

My hand has only been with me.

I am my gf’s only ever bf

Why don’t you have a gf user?

based 12 year old

Question is could you kick your own ass then?

I've thrown hay heavier than my ex's exes. I don't think I could win in a 1v3, but 1v1 the only ex who would be a challenge is me.

He’s a self proclaimed author of an autobiography nobody bought and is balding at 30. I’ve nutted in her while she’s told me how much I could decimate him

My gf doesn't have any exes, we've been dating since hs (we're in our twenties) so yes.
Stop dating used goods.

Since I have no gf and don't have to fight anyone I'm the winner by default.

>I settled with the first piece I touched
Fucking lmfao

you got your ass kick by life kek

cope response. stay lonely commitmentlet

>can't get in a wholesome relationship with only one woman for the rest of his life
It's ok user you'll get someone eventually

i have serious jealousy issues which has led me into some situations

>make fake facebook + tinder of random ass girl using pictures from internet
>make fake tinder account for ex's boyfriend using pictures from a hacked gmail + facebook pics
>use two phone numbers for myself and google voice to message back and forth between the two fakes on tinder
>take screenshots of "evidence" of him cheating and wanting a discrete hookup
>message ex on fake girl account saying im sorry i didnt know he had a girlfriend but you deserve to know
>she doesn't believe that it's a lie and breaks up with him
>didn't try to date her again after that but it was a fun and interesting experience so it was worth it in the end

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>It's ok user you'll get someone eventually

haha y..yeah

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Hope this is bait. It would be an insult to women to call you a woman, an insult to faggots to call you a faggot. You are reddit onions personified.
Probably a Pencil Neck too.

he meant 'beat off'

I'm 20

that's actually quite based, but a bit bitter

If it makes you feel any better I'm a turbo autist and openly a Jow Forumsack and managed to get the cute one from the class. We've been together for over 5 years now.
Helps that she likes the nerdy/autist type though (her words).
tl;dr just bee urself

I am 30 years old, bald, live with my parents, unemployed, obsessed with my ex-, never went to university, in this position I don't even want to go out and talk to girls, I'd have to explain to them how I live and I'd rather not. First I need to sort myself out and fix my life, a gf would be a complimentary aspect to an already full life, at this point she'd just be a distraction.

Based wisdom poster. Put it into action

its not but why does this upset you so much? it was inconsequential to my life, i just did it because i could

I've already been taking the necessary steps breh. Luckily I have a foundation of simple shit under my belt: gratitude for what I have, stoicism, meditation, fitness, ability to listen, lack of arrogance and basically just the fundamentals of being a good guy. Enrolled in trade school, applied for student loans, shit's going to turn out okay for me.
Thanks for looking out for me though.

The question is could my gf beat up my exes?
Protip: neither exist

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>fighting for a girl that's been dicked down by more people than you can count fingers and toes on your own body
>fighting over a girl with a body count higher than the last 2 to 3 digits of the current year

being this much of a white knight cuck is painful to witness. people laugh at your kind. what a waste of time and energy.

>modern equality
lmao if she isnt down to fight your exes than why should you be doing the same thing?

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Series of Giant bloatlord powerlifters with enormous control issues.

I could probably kill them by walking backward at a brisk pace until their hearts collectively give out or just call them names until they kill themselves.

me on the right

Based

I bench lmao2pl8 kiddo, good luck with your fight training.

Only had two girlfriends. Both were virgins when we met who had never dated. One has an ex boyfriend now, however that occurred after I left her. The ex of the first girlfriend tried to jump me with a couple of his friends and I did beat them up.

Dishonest bitch

You're gonna make it buddy, keep it up

Her body count is 3 including me. I took her virginity, didnt wanna commit fucked around a lot in uni and now were dating cuz I'm done with whores and want something wholesome. The other 2 dudes are her exes and they're both hilariously dyel.

>when gf was dating her ex
>they're both drinking at home or something
>she just starts crying
>"What's wrong?"
>"I miss user!"

I was cucking this dude without even being there.

When my gf was dating him 4 years ago, definitely not. He was a meh tier high school wrestler and I was kinda strong but fat.
Now he just drinks and smokes cigs and weed all day but I'm fit and have some fighting experience.

I guess that's why she dates me now

Realest nigga ITT

Never had a gf

based

Except in long run you r the one who got cucked

>want something wholesome
>body count is 3
cmon man just find another virgin, it is not hard.

The first gf I had was a virgin when I met her. After I left her and ended beating up her boyfriend when him and his friends tried to jump me I was single at the time. She came over to my house to talk about the violence that had occurred and used her as a sex toy, recorded the whole thing, she kept begging that I take her back and she would leave her bf immediately. I declined.
Her boyfriend started up with me again and I just sent him low quality clips of me fucking his girlfriend like a trap queen. The nonsense stopped there. Sometimes I see him around and he literally runs away from me.
pic related is him now, really hit the wall.

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Every day I die a little more

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>having a gf who had several boyfriends
Lmao, do you also eat out of the trash?

>it is not hard

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menacing

I always had options, even when I was 135lbs. The second girlfriend I ever had is the mother of my child, former beauty queen, health conscious, and loyal. Life is good man. The women are out there just make sure you are projecting what you want to attract.
In between gf's lots of bodies hit the floor. Just take action everyday and things will come to you. women love men who take action.

My wife has no exes as I am not cuckold.

Yes because she has none. We’ve been together since we were 14 (now 22)
>dating a girl with exes

>12:12:14
Honest to god man, I fight in Diamondback in Adelaide (Google it), and if you're so good I will legit pay your flight to come face me. Make an email address, post it, and I'll contact you.
I fight at 82kg, I don't care what you weight.

Yea. Nice thing about being a turbo nerd who lifts is that you're basically a unicorn.

Based and redpilled

After weightlifting, yes. After boxing, no way I could lose. You have to keep in mind that everyone here is autistic, and rarely are there people (your gf's ex's) that measure up to whatever you've insanely devoted yourself to in order to fill the void.

I've learned though that knowing the satisfaction that I could win fights won't make me happy, because it doesn't fix whatever I'm really scared of.

And then everybody on the bus started clapping, and an eagle flew in and give me 20 dollars.

I'd get slaughtered. She's black and has dated the D1 basketball players at our college.

I'm a 5'10 white dude. 175 on a good day. DYEL to boot.

Who wins user: an entire team of the blackest basketball players you've ever seen, or a single well placed pipe bomb?

Spoiler: Pipebomb always wins.

Heh, nothing personal kid

Pipebomb is tough. Have to get them enclosed, have to escape after throwing, small chance of getting all of them.

Gun is best. Especially if you have any range experience you will do much better than the dude who just borrows one from the block.

Pretend to be a student journalist after the game and interview them in the change room. Say you forgot have a surprise guest for them and ask them to hold your mic (pipebomb) while you go get the surprise guest. Leave the change-room and KABOOM!!!!!

tl;dr
>d1 athletes
>enclosed spaces
easy

>t. athletic black guy

probably not since one of her exes is now a druggie with a knife

I guess i can. I've always been most buff amongst all their bf's.

>Could you beat all of your gf's exes in a fight?
>Calling the slut you fuck your "GF"
>Wanting to meet her exes so you can engage in a homo erotic fist to face touching mating ritual
Unironically kill yourself Cukc faggot

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why the fuck do you act like a woman

That could work for the bball guy. She also has military dudes and a stanford boy. I'd get outgunned and out smarted by them

I guess I got in by being the pretty boy/beta. Her last was mildly abusive so I'm sure it's nice for her to be taken care of for now. They all leave me though, I've come to accept it (shrug).

Have a pic of her butt/hair for reading

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Probably, because i'm 10 years older than them

you are a fucking pussy faggot

Boomer gets blown out by 19 year old twink lol

Based sociopath.

she's pure so i have no one but myself to beat up

Of course, my wife was a virgin when I met her.

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yeah prolly, but i would never need to, I'm a practitioner of social jiu jitsu

BJJ blue belt,

worst martial art

I could beat all my ex's, does that count?

Fuck ya. I just got into a street fight earlier.

>inherited a taxi cab, work in a gym as a PT 4-8pm then drive from 8pm to like 2am
>i live in the roughest city in Canada (per capita waaay worse than Chicago or Compton, all the welfare chugs we got
>motherfucking Winnipeg
>sitting in a cab queue third place
>guy gets refused service by the lead two taxis
>comes to me and I ask him why he was refused
>guy tells me its cause they asked me for money upfront and said they’d refund me the difference upon completion
>last year $50,000 was reported by a major cab company regarding defaulted payments
>its law that the drivers can ask for a security deposit after 8pm
>people who bitch about pre-paying are 90% of the time runners

Actual fight story starts here
>i tell the big chug (he’s 6’3 my height more or less but has a gut) paying in advance is law if he dont like it, he can walk
>says fuck you
>im like FUCK YOU!
>punches my cab
>get out and run up to him
>punches me squarely in the nose tearing my nostrils
>blood spurting and rage intensifies
>i grapple him and power him to the ground feeding the back of his head shots, i let up after 3 thinking thats enough he’s done
>dude gets up and doesn’t at all care I didn’t stomp his head into the cement, proceeds to talk more shit
>push kick him in the stomach, he catches my leg and im hoping around but keep my balance
>break away and deliver him an absolutely viscous low kick to his lead leg behind the knee
>his leg buckles hard and he complains about the kick
>give him another quick kick to the same spot, then dodge his jab
>deliver final kick to his jaw, foot wraps around his ear BOOM dropping him right there
>proceed to aquite witnesses and watch fuck face stumble up a min later and limp away a broken man

Talk shit get hit. Watch for sucker punches.

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Yo bro what the fuck i imagined a cute guy writing that whole 'being dishonest online feels bad' post. You turned out to be a fucking hairlet boomer bro wtf man

>i live in the roughest city in Canada
>motherfucking Winnipeg
Your roughest city is 64% white?
Wait a decade or two.

Geez, you're dating a fucking child. You're proud she was never committed to most of her partners? Oh boy you'll be in for a surprise.

Get a job and move out man, ASAP.

Yes. Actually even all at once which is like 2 or 3 people.

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