Spray-On Tans

>quick and easy to apply
>darkens your skin complexion without exposing your skin to harmful UV-radiation
>smells phenomenal
>enhances your muscle definition making you look more attractive to women

Is there anything more based and redpilled than using Spray-On Tans, Jow Forums?

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>Is there anything more based and redpilled than using Spray-On Tans, Jow Forums?
Not.

I like being white though.

Idk but i'm thinking these are the way to go

you left one out

>is extremely easy to fuck up and make it look like you got a really bad spray tan

Does this stuff wash off or what? Also do you do it yourself? What’s a good brand?

Darkness of skin is not a virtue.

Like, how the fuck is this a thing? Just put on some sunscreen and go outside nigga.

I still think it's pretty gay but two years back I got some sun and I did get a little darker for my trouble but I got freckling all over one side of my legs and around my ankles.

but then you won't get a sexy tan.

This. Imagine wanting to spray retard chemicals on yourself to try to look like a brown person

>sunscreen

imagine wanting to spray retard chemicals on yourself to try to look like a white person

Dancer here. Good luck tanning your face and not looking like you rubbed dirt into it. If you want to tan you have to learn to apply makeup to your face to match the colour. Do you really want to do that Jow Forums?

Based autism poster

what brand does fit use?

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Just be proud to be white?

Fuck white people.

Is this a joke?
That's not how sunscreen works.

Post tits+time please.

White pride is racists

Yeah, everyone wants to. We are the most attractive race after all.

Imagine not just getting regular sun exposure and being too much of a brainlet to skip the "retard chemicals" part of it

Additionally, imagine giving a fuck what shade of skin you are so long as you aren't black

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>Is there anything more based and redpilled than using Spray-On Tans, Jow Forums?
Yeah spending a day at the beach with some fit bros while mackin on bitches & getting a suntan.

I am a boy (male)

that dude is such a fucking chad

every time he gets koed a pop a justice boner

How much IU/grams of carrots or other foods like sweet potatoes should I eat for a carotene tan?

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Why would you spray any hard to remove chemicals over your largest organ? Sounds more harmful than UV to me.

>not just working out outside
>really believing that "UV radiation" will give you cancer from being in the sun for not having the vast benefits of real vitamin D (sex drive, look healthier, feel great
take the bronze pill nerds

im not sure what you think evolution is but skincancer is only a problem way after breeding age

I actually just cover up, because I know sunscreen is retarded too. How do I know Chinese factory slaves didn't put some stupid shit in it that will cause cancer?

Why would I get regular sun exposure if I am physically designed for the far north where there is relatively little sun?

What's wrong with that? I don't understand

>imagine wanting to spray retard chemicals on yourself to try to look like an overcooked lobster
ftfy

yeeeeeeeep this one right here op. go outside for once

sunscreen doesn't protect you against cancer dumbass

your skin darkens in response to your cells getting damaged by radiation

if you are putting on sunscreen and still getitng tan, you're still at higher risk of getting skin cancer

Yikes

>Blocks some UV
>Doesn't "protect"

You are not completely wrong, but that was not the initial arguement.

i rather live my life to the fullest while young than be mad i have wrinkly skin when im 60, same reason im on roids

it's just a dam tan you can get with a 20 min jog outside on a beautiful sunny day, fucking stay in betas protecting the only thing of worth they think they have, no billionaire cares about you just because you share complexion with them.worked on my car for like 30 min two days ago and today I looked way more better then before.

Just get a real tan, you fucking retard. God, what is wrong with you incel retards? Who told you getting a moderate amount of sun exposure is bad for you? Jesus Christ.

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>cancer

I have not met a single person with skin cancer my whole life and I live in a country where tanning is extremely common.

>I am physically designed for the far north
Jesus fucking christ, you're just a pale nerd, get some sun you larping faggot.

>I am physically designed for the far north where there is relatively little sun?

Then go there and shut up, snow nigger.

i bet u also use a spray off tan when u realize the huge misteak u made after spraying on a tan