>quick and easy to apply >darkens your skin complexion without exposing your skin to harmful UV-radiation >smells phenomenal >enhances your muscle definition making you look more attractive to women
Is there anything more based and redpilled than using Spray-On Tans, Jow Forums?
>Is there anything more based and redpilled than using Spray-On Tans, Jow Forums? Not.
Mason Thompson
I like being white though.
Justin Gray
Idk but i'm thinking these are the way to go
Owen Sullivan
you left one out
>is extremely easy to fuck up and make it look like you got a really bad spray tan
Nathan Clark
Does this stuff wash off or what? Also do you do it yourself? What’s a good brand?
Jeremiah Long
Darkness of skin is not a virtue.
Samuel Cooper
Like, how the fuck is this a thing? Just put on some sunscreen and go outside nigga.
Matthew James
I still think it's pretty gay but two years back I got some sun and I did get a little darker for my trouble but I got freckling all over one side of my legs and around my ankles.
Jose Bell
but then you won't get a sexy tan.
Juan Turner
This. Imagine wanting to spray retard chemicals on yourself to try to look like a brown person
Jordan Taylor
>sunscreen
imagine wanting to spray retard chemicals on yourself to try to look like a white person
Lincoln Lewis
Dancer here. Good luck tanning your face and not looking like you rubbed dirt into it. If you want to tan you have to learn to apply makeup to your face to match the colour. Do you really want to do that Jow Forums?
>Is there anything more based and redpilled than using Spray-On Tans, Jow Forums? Yeah spending a day at the beach with some fit bros while mackin on bitches & getting a suntan.
Ian Ortiz
I am a boy (male)
Ryder Green
that dude is such a fucking chad
every time he gets koed a pop a justice boner
Tyler Howard
How much IU/grams of carrots or other foods like sweet potatoes should I eat for a carotene tan?
Why would you spray any hard to remove chemicals over your largest organ? Sounds more harmful than UV to me.
Ryan Powell
>not just working out outside >really believing that "UV radiation" will give you cancer from being in the sun for not having the vast benefits of real vitamin D (sex drive, look healthier, feel great take the bronze pill nerds
James Ortiz
im not sure what you think evolution is but skincancer is only a problem way after breeding age
Jeremiah Myers
I actually just cover up, because I know sunscreen is retarded too. How do I know Chinese factory slaves didn't put some stupid shit in it that will cause cancer?
Why would I get regular sun exposure if I am physically designed for the far north where there is relatively little sun?
What's wrong with that? I don't understand
Christian Turner
>imagine wanting to spray retard chemicals on yourself to try to look like an overcooked lobster ftfy
Wyatt Robinson
yeeeeeeeep this one right here op. go outside for once
Michael Ward
sunscreen doesn't protect you against cancer dumbass
your skin darkens in response to your cells getting damaged by radiation
if you are putting on sunscreen and still getitng tan, you're still at higher risk of getting skin cancer
Brody Moore
Yikes
Jason Brooks
>Blocks some UV >Doesn't "protect"
You are not completely wrong, but that was not the initial arguement.
Alexander Wright
i rather live my life to the fullest while young than be mad i have wrinkly skin when im 60, same reason im on roids
Isaiah Rodriguez
it's just a dam tan you can get with a 20 min jog outside on a beautiful sunny day, fucking stay in betas protecting the only thing of worth they think they have, no billionaire cares about you just because you share complexion with them.worked on my car for like 30 min two days ago and today I looked way more better then before.
Nolan James
Just get a real tan, you fucking retard. God, what is wrong with you incel retards? Who told you getting a moderate amount of sun exposure is bad for you? Jesus Christ.