To any lurking femanons who are here to lose weight, please consider switching your birth control method...

To any lurking femanons who are here to lose weight, please consider switching your birth control method. I recently when from the pill to an iud and I've dropped about 15 lbs with no effort. I can't tell if either the pill increased it or the iud decreased it, but regardless it's been an amazing difference

Inb4 >hurr durr roastie just don't eat
Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying that for femanons who may not realize it, switching bc methods might mean you don't need to fight with your appetite

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>femanons
gross

This. Fuck off op nobody wants you're crusty holes

Sharpie in pooper you get 1 game from my humble bundle of your choice.

boobs or fake

stop having sex

The pill makes you hold more water. You haven’t lost any fat you fat cunt

Imagine being a roastie and literally not be able to go without sex lmao, women are a joke, zero self control

I dont even want to see tits, just GTFO

I’ve gone off birth control completely. Same thing happened. Went from 127 to 110 in like 10 weeks. I’d say a good half of that was water weight. My workouts are better than ever and I actually feel better.

I’m staying away from IUDs.l though. Everyone I know who’s used them for long periods of time has had trouble getting pregnant after stopping.

Basicaly I’ve come to the conclusion that reproduction is a woman’s responsibility. always has been if you think about it, even the simple act of match making. With that being the case I think things like the pill give women a false sense of responsibility. Both personal responsibility and reproductive responsibility. Makes for confused and messed up people.

Not even going to roastiepost

Unironically modern birth control medication was one of the worst things to happen to men and women in recent years.

Fuckloads of hormones causing well documented health problems.

And it still doesn't replace the condom.

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How is that waist to ass ratio even possible? Doesn't look shooped but she looks like a freak.

>110
Bro you need to bulk

>Doesn't look shooped
Nigga grow some eyes

Or just don't be a slut and you won't need to take any birth control. Also I know you're actually a sad fat man who likes to spend his time larping as a girl on the internet for whatever fucked up reason

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>femanons
>birth control
Confirming that even female incense are cum dumpsters. Take the celebatepill OP. It’s never too late to embrace the sacred path.

t. WGTOW

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I've been considering an IUD actually, is it true that you have 1 period a year on it? That's almost worth the $1.3k alone.

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Some women just take it cause it helps with periods. That being said if something affects your body enough to make periods less painful and stop you from getting pregnant then it probably isn't good for your body.

>$1.3k for a fucking iud

Why are Americans so cucked lmao

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You know some take birth control to help with ovarian cysts and intense periods, right? Friend of mine in junior high had to start taking them because her rag lasted 3 weeks and she was in intense pain. She was still a virgin and once it got out she was on the BC, rumors spread about her being a slut.

post before and after

By "don't be a slut" do you mean "Never have any sex whatsoever even in a monogamous relationship"?

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To be fair, that's without insurance and I'm not sure if my insurance covers it so I'm preparing for the higher amount. When I had ovarian cysts and went to the ER, the insurance didn't cover that either. It was $1.2k just to see what was wrong. To this day I'm only assuming it was a cyst from google research and powered through it for 2 weeks with the help of heating pads and, ibprophen and pot. I seriously wish I could move to a country with affordable healthcare.

I’ve heard of that but I don’t see the physical benefit of regulating your period at the cost of fucking up your hormones and emotional stability long-term. Ibuprofen should always be the first option if it’s intense pain and birth control should be the last resort. And I bet the number of women who are prescribed to use birth control for that reason is a minority compared to those who use is as plan b. I’ve taken them for an ex and regretted it. Indeed, I regret having sex at all

I use Nuvaring and haven’t noticed any change at all.

Are you a retard? He means don’t do casual sex

Based and pill-pilled

Are you a retard? He said don't be a slut and you won't need birth control, but you can still get pregnant even through non casual sex.

Are you a retard? You can be in a monogamous relationship and not want to get pregnant.

Omg, have sex

You may not see it, but it happens. Doctors prescribing birth control to help girls out there and all. Everyone's periods are different, I myself only last 3 days with pain on the first day and thats it. My friend and other girls however may have it a lot worse or even be allergic to it. The pills help. I used to work for the YMCA and had to help console a 10 yr old who started for the first time. She was sobbing in pain, can't exactly give her pain meds without parents consent and she was scared. I wasn't allowed to explain much what was going on and can only just hold while she sobbed " Make it stop, I don't like this, I'm sorry. "

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>You can be in a monogamous relationship and not want to get pregnant.
Yeah, if you're emotionally stunted.

Meant to respond to

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This is possibly the stupidest thing I've read so far today.

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How about you replace that IUD with an IED you worthless cunt.

Depends on which one you get - I think that's true with the hormone-impregnated one.

I've got the plain copper T, inserted after giving birth 6 months ago (also still breastfeeding), and my periods are a few days longer, and much heavier.

Maybe my body hasn't normalised yet, though. But rather slightly heavier and longer periods than hormones, if you ask me.

I'm actually an ottermode guy so I'm not sure what you're trying to get at here.

>$1.3k for an iud
>Americans accept this because “dr Goldberg needs his sheckels right?”

Truly the land of the cucked

>implying you would ever turn down sex with someone you were attracted to if you had the option

keep the skinny chicks w/ booty pics coming, OP

these are god-tier so far

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I'm in a long term monogamous relationship. Initially I was put on BC for managing hormonal migraines
Calipers bf test said I went from 27% to 24%. Probably some of it is water weight, but regardless I look how I want to currently so it doesn't really matter

my gf has a copper iud and she says it's the best bc she's tried, and that actually although her periods are bloodier for the first couple days they're less painful and disruptive overall so i guess it just depends on the gril

Good to know. Thanks for the info and congrats to you for your baby.

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Retards galore. If you’re taking birth control in a “monogamous relationship”, you’re never gonna make it and your “boyfriends” are just using you as cum dumpsters. Enjoy your saggy tits, fat rolls and rotten ovaries in your early 30s kek

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Fuck off immoral roastie whore, sex is for reproduction not recreation

Okay, so you've never had a gf then. Funnily enough sometimes you don't want to impregnate a girl right at the start of the relationship.

That’s tragic. Guess I’m just lucky not to have that problem. It is unfortunate that they have to resolve one problem with another problem

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yeah, and those grapes are definitely sour, you wouldn't want them anyway

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I paid nothing with insurance but they billed my insurance 4.6k all in. 3.2k for the iud the rest was the doctors visits and tests. I have the copper one which unfortunately is likely to increase my periods. A friend got mirena and she said she spotted for the first 6 months then had a period a year. She did say that the one period was unperdicted so that was fun yo deal with

Then don't put your smelly hog into her slime hole.

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This is the kind of mentality that 3rd wave feminism gave us. Ruined females like need this to cope

My girl went off the pill recently and lost a bit of weight. She even had to sew her bikini down a size. Now she’s bugging me to teach her to work out so she can fill up lost curves with muscle. Any tips on a routine?

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SS + GOMAD

Go join a monastery.

Don't bother, she's on the way out. Don't cuck yourself into training her for your successor.

Motherfucker, I’m not teaching the future mother of my kids olympic lifts. GOMAD might work tho

>funnily enough
>hurr durr sex is amazin
Imagine medicating yourself and fucking up your hormones just to get humped on like a dog

Go suck my penis (hairy).

this, white skinny bitches thread

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>SS
>olympic lifts

u wot?

>implying I'm female
Children are an expensive responsibility and we're not ready for that until we get a house. Until then, we are going to fuck as much as we like without worry.

based

You should take your own advice user. You and your loose hole need it more. Or kys, then the world will be a better place

I never said that, genius. Nothing fucks with my hormones either way, there's no male pill yet. Also, there are non hormonal contraceptives. Also, even if you do want muh pure trad wife good luck convincing a girl to let you try to conceive the very first time you fuck her. Having sex is a part of being in a relationship and you don't always want that to result in babies.
Asking randos on a Taiwanese rock polishing forum is probably your best chance of getting the succ, desu.

Lmao, you need Jesus Christ in your life

I'm male. I know from your experience it's hard to imagine a male who has sex, but it's actually pretty common. If it weren't for contraception I'd have a bunch of bastards running around that I'd have to pay child support on.

You might as well be. If you’re letting your gf take pills instead of using a condom so you can raw dog her, I feel sorry for her. You’re gonna have retarded kids so best to just aim for that house user and not ruin a life with your genes

this forum is so funny some times. There's so many threads about how to get a gf or get laid, but so much hate to ladies who'd be willing to be in a relationship

My gf has the mirena iud and she still gets her period.

I think it's an individual thing.

Fellow femanon here. Would you agree that Alex (Alphadestiny) is like, REALLY hot?

Bass

>non hormonal contraceptives
user swallowing big pharma’s dick

My country provides free condoms, I don't swallow shit.

Men can be pretty annoying. Extremely annoying at times. But a man could never match the particular frequency of annoyance of a self-righteous female who thinks she's clever.

First off
>forum
Second off, women here are prizes to be won. Notches to add to a belt. No one wants an actual relationship here.

Ever heard of a condom user? Why let your poor gf take shit pills just so you can feel good? Why not practice your pull out game like a decent man?

>so much hate
>telling girls not to be sluts is hate
>telling girls not to fuck up their hormones is hate
Kek

They both annoy me but women tend to annoy me a little more because they communicate and think just differently enough to sometimes be baffling. They're also more willing to escalate an argument because they have less of a fear of violence. I've never had a guy get in my personal space during an argument because guys know they might catch hands.
Condoms are a form of contraception, dumbass. Also I once impregnated a chick whilst using pull out so I don't fuck around with that any more. I never asked any gfs to take the pill, partly because at least a couple have gone fucking nuts on it.

shoo shoo larping trannies

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That’s misogynistic user. Apologize to the ladies rn

Go back to where you came from, you dumb boomer

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To add to this, if you're considering an iud and are aware of the side effects, I'd recommend at least trying it if your insurance covers it.

Works for 5 years, sometimes eliminates periods altogether, and has an effectiveness comparable to getting your tubes tied.

We've been having unprotected sex for more than a year and haven't had one pregnancy scare.

Bc pills are a gift from god. You can cum in a girl endlessly while she bloatmaxxes into the perfect female form. Gonna get my future gf on it asap if I ever get one.

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>lives in a country with tax-payed condoms
>his gf still uses pills
There’s really nothing to beat having to use a woman to dump your cum in, amirite user

My gf doesn't use pills, I never said anything about that, you're pulling shit out of thin air.

>Gift from god
But they're manmade retard

>impregnates a “chick”
>lesson learned: use condoms
>Dad, why was I born?
>Cuz I didn’t listen in sex Ed when I was in high school

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Yeah estrogens cause you to store more fat

Also birth control pills cause you to be unable to pair bond

Make sure copper iud, better investment (~$1000 for 12 years) and the hormonal ones are the same as taking the pill

>I used the pill to manage migraines

Fucking kek. Nobody is buying it roastie. You're on the pill because you're a slut.