If my penis is a muscle then what lifts besides towel curls should I do?

How do we fix it?

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hockey

hockey

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Encourage men to do there own research and if it comes to it treat themselves, unfortunately most probably won't listen which is also part of the problem

have sex

if you dont help yourself dont expect others to do it for you, those retards deserve to become degenerates and discord trannies.

i use olympic plates because they have a bigger hole for my dick start of with 1.25kg weights do reps of 5 i usually do 3 warm up sets then go onto work sets 2.5kg etc or if you get bored you could do drop sets

has to be an elaborate troll

>get gf with small tits and small ass
>tell doctor that you want to become a woman
>tell her doctor that she wants to become a man
>swap pills

Why have we allowed this to happen?

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Birth control pills increase titty size

That's actually genius, user.

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I went to school with that guy and he's 100 percent for real. The funny thing is that he used to be a massive Jow Forumstard.

Wait for real? He was a pol user ?

Wow the idiot forgot to mask out the Walgreens address he gets his pills from

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Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

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deport yourself bitch

>those hands
This thing actually be a goblin. Holy shit.

Erectile tissue is more like a sponge filled with blood. If you load it extremely you will tear this tissue and it will not repair itself. You can end up with permanent erectile disfunction also pain during the intercourse

Begone, demon

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Please, more detail if you're not bullshitting. Got a yearbook?

Same, provide deets plz

That's some next level thinking

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LETS GO BRUINS

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Probably considering how much he would bitch about Muslims all the time
I don't have a yearbook because he was a few grade ahead of me and my mom didn't want me to get a yearbook until senior year but he was infamous for stalking some chick and being a compulsive liar.

>but he was infamous for stalking some chick and being a compulsive liar.
I hope to christ they just disappear from the internet eventually then and it comes out this was all just an elaborate troll.

This is a blue board. Haha get it?

GLORIA

lol how do you not know who the boston bruins are

Would this actually work ? Wouldn't the doctor try to sue you or whatever ? I'm willing to try this

In theory all you'd have to say is:
>"I decided not to take them"
>"I had no idea they were taking them"
and you'd more or less get away with it. They'd ask why you kept renewing the prescription though and it'd get a little sketchy though but you'd get away with it pretty easily as long as you weren't dumb about it. But yes, deliberately getting prescription meds and giving them to someone else even if not for profit is illegal. Get a good doc and they don't give a fuck so long as you keep up on your payments.

Bitching about muslims isn't exclusive to Jow Forums at all.

Why his bag look like this nigga

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Modern day medicine is run by our Jewish overlords, no manliness allowed.

Fuck you cunt, Bruins will stomp the Blues. We're going to rape Binnington again

Based pareidolia

>Is a monstrous faggot
>Is a Bruins fan

Checks out.

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Someone cap this

Anyone who says that isn't a clean hit is everything wrong with the NHL, sports in the modern day, western society, and really the entire human species.

I kinda feel bad for this thing. It clearly has mental deficiencies.

This is the brainded bahstan fanbase tonight after getting roughed up at home AGAIN by the Blues

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are you me? keep ur head up user we will find a way to get our peepees up

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Penis is not a muscle. You have muscles that control the angle and strength of your erection they are the pelvic floor muscles and can be strengthened by "kegels". Kegels should not be done overboard or you may get premature ejaculation or something by making them hypertonic. To enlarge your penis requires specialized techniques that induce microfissures in ligaments that run along the sides and the underside of the penis as well as overcompensating the volume of the tunica and veins

>Bruins fan
Explains a lot
Blues are gonna kick your ass.

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Basado

>implying that wasn't the funniest thing I've seen all week and that's what makes new england the most based region on earth

Like the other guy said. Drunk dudes fighting is one of the funniest things there is.
Of course these guys will make up when Chara is holding the cup above his head

lol first thing I thought too

Im phone posting just to up vote this.

>deliberately getting prescription meds and giving them to someone else even if not for profit is illegal.
Yeah but there has to be a complainant to get caught, and hormones take for fuck ever to make any meaningful, visible changes. Like, one of my friends just came out to me as trans and that he's been taking hormones for 8 months; he still looks like a dude, hell he looks like the same dude he looked like last year and the year before.

lmao

>Tewksbury

That explains it. Sometimes I wish this whole God blessed state would get wiped off the map

I hope so fuck Boston

Massachusetts is such a shithole

There are some nice towns in the Berkshires but yeah, you're basically right. Cape Ann is 4th generation billionaires or Heroin Town(Gloucester), Cape Cod is 2nd generation billionaires or Heroin Town(Orleans), Western Mass is Tumblr come to life or Heroin Town(Greenfield) and southern Mass is historic Sturbridge Village or Niggerville(Springfield)

Perfect

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Don't they have other side effects?

So are towel curls a real thing or not?

He already is one

he'll always look like a dude

What did I tell you boys? Bruins were fucking embarrassing tonight.

Look at the sadness in his eyes. He's smiling, ithink, but his eyes are not.

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Dicklifts 5x10. Grab a plate and put your dick where the barbell goes and go to town.

Is this the work of an enemy stand?!

lmao, lick i said, FUCK THE BRUINS, CAN'T EVEN DEFEND ON YOUR OWN TURF

it was a clean hit, but he shouldn't have just sat on the ground and bitched and moaned before the ref even called anything. it's like mma, as long as the ref doesn't blow the whistle, you have to keep going at it and fucking them up

Holy fuck I hate the gays

i feel like this is a pattern. look at Jow Forums...when you spend too much time focusing your hate and attention on something, it has power over and and gets in you.

>tewksbury, ma
>MA

COLOR ME SHOCKED

I just don't understand

>when you spend too much time focusing your hate and attention on something, it has power over and and gets in you.
Exactly. This also explains why so much IR porn-related threads get spammed on so many boards

instagram.com/sammytrans95/

This is the type of thing I come to Jow Forums for

his lil bro looks as much as a ghoul as our sammy

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looking at his instagram there are zero comments on any of his pics and just a couple lies here and there, this guy clearly has absolutely no friends or love prospects, I think thats what pushed him to do what he is doing, he read that trannies have a lot of support and decided to be one

Can't figure out what these dudes are. I'm assuming some kind of hispanic, but I can't think of any one group heavily associated with Boston/Mass.

theyre retarded

The future of america in one picture

and its beautiful

fucking SNORTED

El Ogro de las Americas

>could've just run tren and test

dude....

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>Encourage men to do their own research
Unfortunately medicine is so (((fucked))) up we need to do this, but then again look at all the anti research memes being shilled on r**dit and everywhere else. They’re brainwashed as well

>LMAO YOU DON’T WANT TO INJECT NEWBORNS WITH 20 GALLONS OF AUTISM JUICE? I HOPE YOUR CHILD DIES OF MEASLES!!

High IQ. It doesn’t even need to be your girlfriend. If you have a cousin or sibling could work as well if you get assigned different doctors bc they might get suspicious if they see the same last name twice in one day.

Honestly I kinda feel for him (her?)
This user claims he’s a Jow Forumstard
And i use to be one as well back when I was bitter and had no friends. People have a strong desire to belong to a group.

Complaining about muslims is barely Jow Forums-tier. Literally trump level normie at best. If they were redpilled on the jq that would be a different matter entirely.

americans have been bitching about muslims since 9/11 how does hatung muslims make you Jow Forums. obsessed
t.former Jow Forums user