>at wagie job
>middle aged black lady says "damn, you look good!" And walks away after I ring her up
>unironically my first mire
Is this what making it feels like
At wagie job
Isaac Butler
Noah Torres
yeah. i mean, i think
Brayden White
I’ve got faith in you bruvva
Nathan Campbell
She was talking to the food
Joshua Collins
Old black women are top tier mires
Easton Bennett
>go to McDonald’s
Jordan Lopez
That's how it starts, yeah
Basically this is the trickle right before the flood.
Good work.
Joshua Powell
This, I had a mutt gf at uni and apparently her mum would always ask her
>how’s your big hunk?
When she asked about me
Also I was invited to family dinner once with her mum and dad, her brother and her brother’s gf, and their two aunts. my gf told me it was secretly because she wanted to show off to her sisters how attractive her kids’ SO’s were
Felt good man, I miss her family they were fun
Jackson Roberts
This is my first mire story:
>One of the first days at a new job
>Gotta unload shit from a truck
>Boomer boss with old man strength delegating who gets what
>hands me a box, then says "no that's too light for you" and hands it to another guy, then hands me the biggest one
>mfw I mog the fuck out of this poor dude in front of everyone
>voice instantly drops three octaves
>jawline becomes more defined
>dick size increases
>all my female coworkers swoon
at least that's what it felt like
James Scott
>nametag isn't backwards
Jeremiah Fisher
>Walking towards building
>See black lady behind me
>Keep the doors open and let her in
>"Not many like you left around handsome"
>tfw first compliment ever
Joseph Scott
Fat middle aged black ladies are the only ones who openly and overtly mire me and outright tell me I'm good looking...
I wish I could be mired by a girl my own age though
Mason Stewart
I don't know what it is, but anytime I'm like really down a random old black woman I encounter will compliment me. Old black women are the first ones to notice your gains as well.
Henry Perry
if black ladies say it, lots of females are thinking it. young girls are obsessed with appearances and seeming cool/aloof about other people, especially attractive men (if they're not drunk), whereas older black women don't give the slightest shit
god speed user, you're gonna make it
Mason Gutierrez
we dont care you son of bitch
summer is coming and smell of pussy are driving us mad
all we want is to fuck
if you are tired to jerking off in front of your phone and want to smash pussy at the speed of a fighter jet
than leave that faggot op that infortunately survived abortion
Ethan Hernandez
my first mire a week after my 18th birthday
>be me
>get out of shower
>step mom walks in without knocking
>”goddamn user how the fuck is your dick this big you’re like 2 inches bigger than your father”
Joseph Gutierrez
we dont care you son of bitch
summer is coming and smell of pussy are driving us mad
all we want is to fuck
if you are tired to jerking off in front of your phone and want to smash pussy at the speed of a fighter jet
than leave that faggot son of bitch op that infortunately survived abortion
Luis Richardson
You're scum for calling your girlfriend a mutt
Landon Rodriguez
Gabriel Morales
No, it depends. If some black girls say it, it doesn't really mean lots of women are thinking it. If girls were thinking of such you'd KNOW, so don't delude yourself lol
Lucas Russell
A 40 years old lady (she told me her age) asked for my number and wanted to fuck me. She wasn't really my type so I didnt do anything.
Grayson Roberts
just like my american pornos
Jeremiah Morales
it's the accepted Jow Forums term, you think i called her mutt to her face or would refer to her as such in real life? i loved that beautiful mutt to bits and we're still friends to this day, wtf does how i recount it on Jow Forums have to do with that?
Luke Scott
Who cares, he's probably a facelet race downgrading lul.
John Turner
similar experience many years ago
>be 20
>living in my own apartment
>dad comes in, because he has my key
>Ever since I started living alone I had been working out naked
>Doing some squats and listening to music
>Dad watching me from door for like 5 minutes straight
>Finally notice him and get super embarrassed
>He tells me it's fine, and that he's shocked to see I look like a bodybuilder
>Proceeds to tell me stories about when he tried to be a bodybuilder
It was a real boomer moment
Daniel Rivera
i had a 2 month thing with a 30 year old when i was 20. it was great cos there was no pressure, no games, no shit tests or psychological bullshit, we both knew it was going nowhere so we just hung out, talked shit, watched movies and fucked like mad. she taught me a lot about how to have really great sex actually, i have a lot of great memories from my time with her
Jacob Thompson
Anthony Campbell
>implying mixed race qts aren't considered really desirable in the real world outside of Jow Forums, especially in a majority white northern uk town where she was a rarity
Blake Butler
fuck off back to redd*t nigger
Landon Gray
Theyre a downgrade if you're white lol.
To an average white family nobody is going to say "wow im so proud of you for bringing such an attractive mixed girl"
Over this.
To actually good looking white guys, they look like deformed white people
Gabriel Jackson
lmao
Blake Jones
She's the one on the left btw.
Cope, wyatt facelets
Michael Nguyen
>t. man who lives on the internet
Elijah Williams
>"wow im so proud of you for bringing such an attractive mixed girl"
Hardly anyone cares anymore. You should really get off Jow Forums if you think this is reality.
Samuel Murphy
Dude, I'm white and I'd take the tan qt over that ayy lmao snowgoblin any time.
Nathaniel Morgan
i mean i wouldn't give two shits either way what my parents thought about my gf, but as it happens they liked her a lot more than they liked my two previous (hwhite) gfs
also
>that dyed hair, fake eyelashes, caked on make up push up bra tinder slut
>preferable to a wholesome qt mulatto
but whatever jerks your gherk user. not to mention,
>her
>white
like don't get me wrong idc but apparently you do
Julian Robinson
Cringe ishygddt
Jack Stewart
I just wished qt females my age would mire me the same way
Liam Roberts
based and caramelpilled
Nathaniel Gomez
t. Never went outside
Aaron Nguyen
Landon Phillips
Did she feel up your arms?
Cameron Martinez
don't tell me you forgot her mcchicken
Henry Martinez
Something something mcchicken
Luke Morales
I know this feel all too well user
>be summer wagecuck at McDonald’s
>have a very deep voice (think of the chocolate rain guy)
>also a pretty big guy for you
>take customers order
>pulls up to window
> “oh and a body to match the sexy voice”
>th-thanks 40 y/o fat white lady smoking a cigarette
Easton Thomas
happy for you user
Hudson Smith
Matthew Anderson
I bet he jerked off later thinking about your body.
Ryan Collins
>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken
Christian Smith
You're probably just ugly so you couldn't get a good looking white girl. No guy actually dates laquisha over Stacey if they're good looking. That's a fact sorry
Anthony Long
>be a 32 year old bartender
>tell some dumb 24 year old chick I'm gonna rip my dick through her
>she gives were her number
>we fuck that night after I'm off work
>never talk to her again
>she finds me on Instagram, idk how, tells me her husband is a director of VMware and she jacked off to the thought of me railing her three times this week
>random shit like this happens about twice a week
>I wish I was making this up
>somehow dealing with this feels like a burden
I probably sound like a prick, but sex ain't shit.
Bentley Cooper
Mutt
Benjamin Davis
Give us virgins tips on how to be a slayer then instead of humblebragging you fucking cunt
Wyatt Reed
Underrated
Luke Young
seething mutt, or otherworldly bait
Ryan Reed
Oh no no no no no no
Cameron Howard
Kek. You don't know how wrong you are little man
Brody Foster
Treat them like garbage. This was probably the biggest for lack of a better word, redpill for me. I hate myself for how I viewed women before, I was 100% wrong. As long as you have social cred you can usually walk up and say really perv shit and she will lap it up about 85% of the time. I honestly hate that I ever treated women like respectable creatures ever, they aren't. I honestly wish this was a joke. I still need to get my rocks off but when you get to my level you just lose faith in everything you ever thought you knew. I wish I could go back and this isn't humble bragging, seeing women for what they really are is really unsettling.
Bentley Phillips
The bubbles of puss disgust me
Michael Evans
prove it
Jordan Rivera
was she hot?
Luke Reed
Face >>>>
Even with money he's still getting cheated on.
Easton King
>tfw only get mired by white mi- twenties thots
Luke Walker
I work as a teacher and a student wants to bang me
She says she will contact me after she graduates
Should I do this? I think its legal in my country after she leaves school
Also she's hot as fuck
James Barnes
No that would inmorale user
Bentley Sanchez
>only get mired by widow millionaire cougars that play golf at the golf course I work at that my father owns
Fuck this shit bro
Evan Adams
Fuck her when it's illegal and tell her you are going to murder her family if she tells anybody.
Luis Lewis
fuck that. spend a weekend inna ATL or New Orleans. aka black hollywood and score yourself an ebony queen
John Sullivan
As a fellow teacher I must say - do it. Unless you're a primary school teacher.
Lucas Garcia
If there's grass on the field play ball.
If there's no grass, play in the mud.
Oliver Young
You dropped this
Ethan Robinson
I think it's time to get off Jow Forums and actually experience the real world
Lucas Gonzalez
Not if it's full of cucks like you, no thanks
Landon Bell
Your shit sounds autistic af but it's real I know from real life. Fucking thots doesn't make you feel like a Chad, it makes you hate women.
Austin Hernandez
>than leave that faggot op that infortunately survived abortion
Luke Perez
Lads, how do I get lolies to call me handsome at the store while buying chicken? I just need one mire so I can check it off my list.
Jaxson Mitchell
Kek
Charles Morgan
I'm willing to bet I have a wider scope of real life knowledge than a fucking tripfaggot
Leo Wood
>That's a fact sorry
If you hate nigger women so much, why do you type like them
Adrian Moore
Take tips on dating from anonymous strangers who have no reason to tell the truth
David Gray
LMFAO
Asher Russell
holy shit
Jeremiah Anderson
Have sex
Cameron Wood
This is now my favorite picture. Too bad its an old meme
Lincoln Jackson
>cucking the director of VMware
based
I fucking hate VMware
Ryan Green
I smell a lie
Daniel Diaz
lmao
Joshua Miller
>Red Flag: The image
Anthony Richardson
The black QT's are out there. Just make yourself stand out from the pack.
Josiah Watson
Imagine the smell
John Flores
And again ladies and gentlemen, thank you based mcchicken poster. Truly you are a content provider.
Chase Perez
what did he mean by this?
Isaac Edwards
God I love black girls so much they enjoy fucking 100x more than white girls, loyal to white cock, and if they like you they'll straight up grope you in public I miss having a qt black girl but I settle for hispanics
Charles Scott
Adam Lopez
enjoy the next 35 years of wagie life
Jose King
kek
Easton Sullivan
Easton Hernandez
i've banged a "stacey" before, but i'd never date one, they're the most vapid, boring people on earth. also this particular girl had an UMC dad and she was smart, well-mannered and funny, but i guess my selection process of who i date isn't based on
>what's the hottest girl i can get to show off in a social situation?
>what will other people think of me for having this gf, at the most superficial of glances?
if you're just with someone for sex and validation you're never gonna be happy long term. find yourself a girl you like as much right after you nut as you do right before, personalitylet
Oliver Green
Jace Richardson
What happens in 35 years?