No porn

>no porn
>no fap
>no sugar
>no hot showers
>no alcohol

What am I missing

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>no meat
>no dairy
>no plastic

>no pillow

>No internet
>No looking in the mirror

having sex

>no penis

Read more books and use less internet

no shampoo

No

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>no gf

friends, probably

can't do no meat
I eat meat daily ranging from 150g to max 1kg

I skipped meat today and i landed on 118,3 grams of protein, while trying my utmost.

Meat just makes everything so much easier.

I've got lots of good ebooks on my phone, so no internet. no blue light and all.
should be okay right?

What does no mirror do for you?

>no game
>no life
you're almost there user-kun

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It makes you feel bad, looking at yourself every day, its also linked to deralisation feelings.
Reading on an e-reader with no blue light should be fine i think.

no coffee

kek

>no gf
>no feels
>no teeth
>no dick (excess weight)
>no thinking
>no dying

that should cover it

>no memes

>tfw

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>no plants
>no plastic
>no metal bottles

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No nicotine

An enjoyable life

no internet

clearly, you are incredibly impressionable and could use the time away from the screen to think for yourself

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>no clothes
>no condom (ever)
>no air (no oxigen leads to no oxidization of the cells, hence no aging)

>no life

No smoking

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> no caffeine

How do i practice my smiles without a mirror though?

I've suffered from derealization for a long time and have had an obsession with mirrors since I was a child. Uh OOOhhh.

ur phone has a front facing camera

>no friends
Thanks for the suggestion!

r/lostredditors

fuuuuuuuuarkkkkkk

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>no oxygen
>no water
>no poo
>no pee (easy to do with no water)
>no blink

>tfw on day 7,313 of nogf

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