Is this achievable natty?

There you go. Was he Italian? Pretty cool imo since I'm a tall Italian

t. American with 13% Sicilian ancestry

Honestly I feel like all part 1-3 characters could easily be repping 5 plates on bench no problem. Wish I could've looked like that at 19. Joestar and Zeppeli blood be hella anabolic doe

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Ah well still cool. I’ve only seen from stardust crusaders onward so I don’t really know all the lore, but was Dio Italian? His name means “God” in italian

Nah, he's British.

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Gay what a fag

>that part 3 flashback where everyone was redrawn as a twink
Sad times

>why did jojo go full homo?
it did't, Araki just captured the perfect history of the legislation on roids around the world. Jotaro lost his gains because tren was banned in japan.

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4 plate easily

Whomvst do you lift for?
for me its dio

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They did my boys Jotaro and Polnareffu incredibly dirty.

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you mean jonathan

I lift for Narancia

I lift to activate my stand

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For Trish

>lifting for a reverse trap
Okay

Maybe Kakyoin. Forget the Joestars though, achieving Iggy is more believable

>colony of birchmen
its a mastodon song

Find your stand:

pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

Yeah, all the Zeppelis are Italian.

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Yep. Just got this one, pretty strong. Basically gives me a state of absolute power

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but can it deflect sprashu

No clue. I also got this one once which is just plain broken. It lets me change fucking facts. Oh you won the fight? I don’t think so.

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manipulate my dick

How do I achieve a Josuke bf?

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Okay. It’s from 3” to 2” but now you have a 8’ foreskin

Be a dumbass with a stand that makes an earrape bass boost noise

God I hope so. Im a DYEL faggot but I'm lifting to at some point cosplay as Josephu. Wish me luck

Are you fucking stupid? Be a dumbass manlet twink with a stand that makes an earrape bass boost noise**

>Manipulates the fact that people other than user have stands
>no more stand users other than user
Broken

Any other options that don't require me getting my face scarred?

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He and his dad have Italian names and Brando has an Italian equivalent so since Dio grew up poor it's very possible his family were of Italian descent who emigrated because they were broke.

Let's be honest, if I knew I was going on a life-or-death adventure with a guy named JoJo, I'd give up being natty.

This is what the average Italian 15 year old looks like

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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Caesar was, Jojo is British

Bow down unto me peasants, ultimate stand coming through. I literally don't know the absolute limitations of this power but I think I'm hella overpowered. Do Gods die? If so I think I'm more powerful than god itself. Hell sounds like I could end reality if I wanted to.

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Kakyoin is probably achievable. Polnaref is fucking goals tho

God damn Polnareff grew on me so much, was probably my favorite character from part 3

I'd give my left nut for this frame

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>tfw 5'7 manlet
>no matter how much I lift I'll never be able to cosplay anyone from JoJo.

Why is life so unfair, bros?

what about Koichi

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i'm 183cm (6'0) so it could be worse but it really bums me the fuck out that the jojos and dio are 195cm (like 6'5 i guess). why can't i have the stature of a god too? not fair tbqh

Too short. But if I've got no other choice....

Also checked.

Giorno is 5'8' (See )

Johnny is like 5'6'' (possibly shorter)

Narancia is 5'3''

Fugo is 5'8''

Diego Brando is like 5'6''

Plenty of characters to cosplay

Also checked

Third on Kakyoin, he's probably the only one that can be natty.
Everyone else is genetics or started lifting by 13.

Johnny looks like my best bet so far.
Thanks user.

Anytime fampai

I’m in the same boat as you, can’t cosplay a lot of the earlier characters because skinnyfag

I'll take skinny over manlet.
I dropped the series later on (around part 5) because it became too gay for my taste.
I heard it's getting better afterward tho so I'll get right back into it.

Part 5 is universally known as the “gay” part
Part 6 is kind of weird, but part 7 is pure kino, literally the best part in the entire series

>the ability to cause the least expected situation to occur
See you later, virgins

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>Dio Brando
>son of Dario Brando
sounds pretty Italian to me

Golden wind is better than Diamond is Unbreakable 2bh

about this+mudas

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