What's the cut off for a dicklet?

9/10 times girth will matter more than length, but that doesn't mean you can be proud of having a tuna can. Anything over 5 with decent girth will be fine

I haven't put my dick inside of a woman for almost 10 years

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don't be fooled by plastic thots brothers

>plastic bad
t. faggot

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> any dick smaller than mine.

You're all retards

The cutoff for "dicklet" is easily 7. This is basic knowledge, every guy on the fucking planet has accepted this fact

Oh BOO FUCKING HOO you need to eat a little ass to get a girl off. Oh woe is you, who has to use your tongue and fingers in sex. Wahhhh Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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whats decent girth

Well maybe you should

>five
It's six if you are in the US. Five if you live in some shitskin country and cant feed yourself. Seven if you are dutch.

>7
youre fucking retarded m8

>MFW when 4inches and as thick as about two fingers.

but hey my GF still loves having sex with me and she lets me put it in her ass whenever i want. As long as i make her cum beforehand. which i always do

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This should help

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>tfw an actual 8x6
My mother in law walked in on me while I was literally butt naked and now blushes every time she sees me. It's so funny that I know she told her other daughter too who's married because when I was swimming and came up out of the pool and lied on the pool chair I could see her checking out the package. That day she was trying to compare her husband to me with other things like saying his beard is better than mine was(I just shaved it cause I just got my dream career as a medic and now growing it back) and I said beards are for pencil necks and people who a recessive chin. Her husband got mogged and she laughed in his face.

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>every guy on the planet has accepted this fact
>but literally only you brought it up
On board with engaging in foreplay though. Unless you've got a truly bomb dick, cock alone won't give a girl a good time.

Imagine not putting your dick inside a woman in 27 years haha

Take a break from Jow Forums my guy Jesus christ

*snnnnniiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffff*

Bodyfat % for maximum dick size?

Underage ban.

As an unironic 7.4x6 this

Having said that though, to be good at sex you need to have all the skills. Yeah I can make every chick I've fucked cum with just my dick. However, if you want to make them melt get gud with your fingers and tongue. Holding her tight (locking her arms down) with one hand and using the other on her clit will make her love you (in bed). It's all about pace and flow, you're not a metronome.

But do whatever. I get a lot of personal satisfaction knowing I can make any girl cum as many times as I want her to. Something about seeing their eyes roll back, body shake uncontrollably and grab whatever they can for dear life gets me

Ideal range is 6-8x5-6. Dicklet cutoff is 4.5x4.5, Below 4x4 and consider fucking midgets or have luck finding the 10% of woman with shallow vagina.

Decent start from 4.5 and end in 5, above is ideal.

i have a 7.25 inch dick thats never seen a vagina. all i do is masturbate, then abstain for a week or two until my dick finally overpowers me. i wish i could transcend my dick. i wish it didn't hold the reigns of my will. even if i cut it away, that wouldn't change a DAMN THING! don't you see that if i severed it, that would only cement his victory? Ah! Castration is merely the formal acceptance of defeat. how much masculine energy has been wasted on w*men? imagine the total freedom of not being tethered to the pursuit of that soft and plain gender, imagine all the things capable of coming to realization by your unhindered hand, gliding swiftly and resolutely across the waters of life unswayed by the dips and throws of temptation. to cast it away my dick would be to cast away any potential of this divine freedom, as the very organ responsible for my downfall is the same organ which fuels man in all he endeavors toward. but how to harness it?

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Sorry Elliot, better luck next time.

7x5 dicklet here. 9×8" is the cutoff, anything below that simply isn't enough and if she says she likes anything below that she's simply lying to make you feel better.

It's your girth not length most probably, would give my hair and beard for another inch in girth.

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What's the best method for restoring? I've been thinking of buying one of these. Wouldn't wear it at night, sleeping with something stuck to my dick doesn't sit right with me.
tlctugger.com/product/tlc-tugger-kit/
Or are "manual" methods better? New to this stuff.

>tfw 6.5 x 5.5

I was sad when i was younger but it turns out im ahead of the curve.

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The best method is acceptance, user

Woops. Wrong thread.

5.5x6
But I’m still stronger than u dickchads any other chode bros here with crazy lifts?

Girth is the most important. Used to be 6x5.75 and the 3 girls i fucked all made comments about my thickness. Now 7x6 and i still get comment about thickness but nothing about length. I have to shorten my thrusts sometimes because of cervix punch, even when they're drunk.

I'm a similar size , it's supposedly around top 5% but I still find it hard to believe

This is supposed to be in cm, right?

>tfw 3in
feels suicidal man

>t. dicklet

woman is lost and scared. she frantically fumbles around through this dark and unforgiving world, grasping for any kind of solid hand hold she can find. the Dick is her ultimate safety. when, to her, nothing makes sense in this world, the Dick is always there. when she's riding that gift from God - when she's riding Dick, she's safe. her life has meaning. she has a place in this world. there is nothing that can hurt her, nothing that could confuse her when she's riding the Dick. the world makes sense now.

i want that feeling.

i want to be the one riding MY OWN dick! fucking hell, its my dick, why can't i be the one to get that ultimate sense of peace and fulfillment from it? Pussy can't even compare, nothing can compare to riding Dick. when you're inside a pussy, nothing makes sense! you're as lost as you always were! there's no answers, there's no fullness, there's just your own primal embers stirring in your bones telling you to keep thrusting, but for what? the Pussy can't save you from all despair, the Pussy can't give your life meaning like the Dick can! as soon as you nut, you're just come crashing back down to earth like Lucifer, you've gained nothing, there wasn't even a MOMENT where you felt secure. everything that took place in the previous few minutes was entirely between your Dick and woman - you were not invited! you were a third wheel, a nobody who stumbled into the wrong room, but the people within were to polite to ask you to leave. this DAMN DICK OF MINE!

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Nah I'm a solid 7.5x5.5

Thx for the update

Really? How tall are you?

7x5.5 is average (i.e small) for the regular sexually active man

You watch too much fucking anime

I’m assuming this is how you make yourself feel good about your dick. Nice job man, you found your bullshit.

alright bud. you've had a long day. time to chill.

>Yeah I can make every chick I've fucked cum with just my dick

no you can't you faggot you are so full of shit
The females who can actually cum from being fucked with a dick are a tiny ass minority, there are loads of girls who need fingers or a combination of both and there are loads of girls who can't cum from men and can only do it themselves, and there are also loads of girls who can't experience an orgasm at all. If you had actually slept with more than 10 girls you would know this, but you're clearly a fucking basement dweller talking out your ass.
Stop talking its embarassing

It's probably right, 5.5 girth is top 10% by basically all the studies ever done, even if you go by condom sizes you'll find that even XL condom are slightly smaller for you. Couple that with 6.5 inches length (which is top 80-90%) and you can be sure you've at least 10% dick.

unironically what are the sizes for condoms? i looked on a website and it said i need a small, see pic related.

this seems really skewed big though, according to penis size stats ive seen.

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Beautiful

reminder to newfags:
dick size, anything to do with women, and height threads on Jow Forums are schadenfreude

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The majority of women never cummed from penetration because 5.5+ girth penises are rare.

sizemeup.info/condom.html

Whoever made this was trolling or asking teenage girls opinions. What's even more surprising is how this pic is everywhere

it's a joke, every time i see it the hotspot is shifted further up

thanks

>Used to be
What do you mean? Porn-induced body dysmorphia forced a penis pump on you? Sad if true

>dream career
>medic

8 inches if you're black
6 if you're white
Every non black woman says I'm small regardless of having a 7.5 inch dick

How do you check girth? Is it just how many inches around my shaft is? Length wise is 7"

Three whole inches erect.

>tfw 6 x 5.5
Never have gotten any complaints tbqh, a few compliments even.

Message to all men - Do not succumb to body dysmorphia when it comes to penis size. Talk about it honestly with a doctor if you feel so inclined but only if the doctor is a level headed white man with children of his own. Stop watching porn.

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>NattyCopeNattyJoke
>Natty penis
ya ok

Pauly D is that you?

Really? 9 by 15 is desirable? Damn near a chode that is

Started lifting/yoga, fixed my posture (apt), started eating 100+ g of protein everyday instead of ~60, stopped weed and coffee everyday, 8 hour of sleep, OMAD, anabolic/anti estrogenic diet. Probably more of a late late grow spurt than changing my life but i think it played a part.

>only talk about your tiny dick with a man who has children

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tuna can aahaahahahahahaha

COPE

Stop larping.

I wish I had a 15"x9" penis. Sounds like fun.

>be me in high school
>virgin with a small dick
>acquire gf
>eventually start having sex with her
>every time, putting on and taking off the condom is an ardous process and hurts because it's way tight
>first time for each of us and don't know any better so don't question it
>only after we break up years later do I realize a condom isn't supposed to hurt
sometime during the relationship I measured and found that my dick is actually fairly large, but I fell for the "magnum condoms are just regular condoms for which they charge extra because men and their penises" meme, so I didn't even think about it.

>tfw decent size 7x5
>27 khv ugly incel will never use dick in my life
>also skinny guy so dick looks massive on my frame
>will never see girl shocked when i take pants off
>will never feel pleasure of sex
>probably have a dick that would look ideal in a porn movie (very straight in shape, large balls that hang low, good color and all that)

not like i would know how to use it anyway. i dont even know how sex positions work. who cares.

guys help im scared, my dick is kind of club shaped (gets thicker as you go up) and has a slight bend off to the left halfway up, its also extremely veiny and flatish, like a tapeworm. 6.7x5.5ish last i measured.

once i saw an extremely aesthetically nice, straight, smooth dick posted on here and now im insecure.

will it be enough for gf if i ever get one

On Jow Forums my dick is 7x5.5. Its no big deal
What's weird is that in reality its about 5.9x4.5
I'm just here for the (You)s bro you feel me

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>black
>only 7.5
Sorry, you aren't big enough to be my girl's bull

u can be any lenght u want if u base press hard enough

samefag

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

>7.4
>5.9

How do you guys have such specific decimal amounts in inches? I get 5 vs 5.5 and even 5.75, but rulers usually only go by 1/4" inches.

Oh fuck this is masterful

>5.9
kek, get real dude im 7x5.5

God is testing your self control user, don't touch your dick

some measuring tape has it split into 10s

>4.5x4.5
imagine having a square dick

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I use the shit condoms from planned parenthood. I like that they are tight but they are also super thick. I break trojan ultrathins 80% of the time.

For inches? I've never seen that. Seems like it would be really hard to do standard construction stuff.

In km

I use 195mm length, 56mm width condoms, which work fine for me. I don't know if that translates to XL. In the UK condoms aren't typically advertised with a corresponding size classification

Tfw same but looks small on 6'5" 240lb frame.

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Don't worry, my dick is a substandard construction!

56mm is magnum xl size