"There's doughnuts in the kitchen, user"

>"There's doughnuts in the kitchen, user"

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Oh thanks.
*later re sells them*

I despise these fatties. They think something is wrong with you just because you don't want their donuts, pizza, and ice cream.

>"Thanks for letting me know Greg, how's your day going?"

>"its okay, i just wish i put in for time off so i could of went to e3! Did you know keanu reeves is in cyberpunk?!?!?"

Suck my cock boy

I just tell my coworkers I have celiac disease so I don't have to eat their shit

Go back to ching chong land gooknigger

This is white man's country

i don't eat doughnuts, fred. feel free to eat them.

>”Thanks, I’ll grab one once I finish this memo”
>doesn’t grab a doughnut later

Fantastically fiendish

Yeah, I saw the video
Nice to see him in a cdpr game
I love playing the The Witcher 3 after working out
And u?

nah that's cool, i'm fasting.

Ok cool thanks
*go back to work*

That's all you gotta do.

>"Thanks, Dave."
He's not gonna like, check you for crumbs or anything.

I honestly don't give a shit if coworkers are sóylords, they talk like women and do most of the work so I just have to nod.

>”There’s chicken and broccoli in the kitchen, breh”

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Basically, yeah. And if they express an interest in changing that, I'd be more than happy to have a gym buddy. But, let's be real, most of them are content being the way they are.

autism

bropilled and aesthetic

>o shit, thanks Chad. Ay brah, we hitting squats today? I heard Brad in accounting hit 395, and Stacy in HR has a bet going that she'll go on a date with whoever hits 4pl8 first. I want to hit it, first, then turn her down

>Tfw you may never be a member of a Chad 'n Brad unit, denying gains goblins left and right.
Are we really all going to make it, brehs?

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>tfw half the people on team lift and one was a PT for two years before joining
>tfw software engineer
I thought there were supposed to be more Soys in this profession

post body

I don't know about this guy anons. He looks suspicious or like a journalist. He probably sprinkled some ethanol glycol on the glazing. Why is he just standing there offering me food?

Sorry I meant ethylene glycol

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>"Nice"
>*grabs a doughnut and enjoys it*
Chad eats doughnuts and stays lean all year around.

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This literally happened this morning. One of our analysts is leaving today and brought doughnuts. Normally I'd just suck it up and have one to be polite but I'm cutting and I lifted this morning so I don't want to sacrifice so many precious calories to carbs.

>there's a treadmill downstairs, Eric.

Based

people practically harass me when I say "I'm good, but thank you" to shit like cake, muffins, cupcakes, donuts, etc.

what's with normies and trying to bring me down to their bottomless pit of nutritional despair? It's freaking me out how desperate they are.

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Wouldn't even miss a gf if I had aesthetic bros desu

I don't know how professional software engineers could not do some kind of fitness activity. I'd go crazy if all I did at work was type stuff on a computer in a cubicle and then go home to sit at a computer or stare at a screen all night.

t. software engineering collegefag

It makes them feel less guilty eating it themselves

>''What you don't want to foresake your well being for hedonistic gluttony?''
Crabs in a bucket

You understand, fren.

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