ITT: Jow Forums-approved hairstyles only
ITT: Jow Forums-approved hairstyles only
Nathan Martinez
Levi Evans
Mirin the facegains brah. You can repel people from you just with your face. You got this bubonic plague infected serf look.
Gavin Ross
how can I get chad warrior skull like pic related?
Bentley Martin
hey that’s the guy from mad max
Christian Reed
buzz cut
/thread
Levi Myers
>Go to an inbreeding facility in Alabama
>?????
>Profit
Carson Lewis
Does Jow Forums approve?
Charles Reyes
>bald
>short, well kept hair
>long hair (shoulder lenght)
only if you are one of the rare cases that can pull it off without looking like a faggot
That's it
Isaac Walker
gay elf skull detected.
Aiden Morgan
im trying to grow my hair out to this
Andrew Lopez
>faggot
Why the homophobia?
Julian Hall
Nah you got it all fucked up man. I'm sorry for what happened at Chernobyl man, but I thought they put down every infected animal lol.
Elijah Parker
kek
Robert Reyes
Am I missing something here? Is this internet news of this week?
Asher Walker
fucking kek
Jason King
sick scar senpai. does it go over your eye?
Elijah Scott
Fucking hell you are ugly, and have shit hair
James Brooks
Mint
Xavier Jones
kek
Robert Peterson
Help me find a decent haircut pls I'm socially retarded
Ryan Davis
Jesus christ train neck bro. Mirin' jawline tho.
Elijah Flores
Just shave it bro it worked for me
Angel Ward
Post body
Joshua Allen
Never cook with transformer oil.
Brandon Rivera
>2019
>not shaving head
>"Jow Forums approved hairstyles"
Chase Cook
i have an insanely flat head so i can never pull off the shaved look
Nolan Edwards
he's so hot! glad he is slowly coming out as gay.
Ryder Ross
see if a flat top shave works better for you
Evan Lee
Ayeer Throbb Stark, good choice
Eli Lopez
Now I'm convinced this is Onision shilling pictures of himself.
Nicholas Watson
t. Shane Dawson
Robert Moore
mirin, diet and routine?
Adam Kelly
You obviously haven’t noticed all the porn shilling then
Carson Hughes
He's gay?
Alexander Foster
based
Cameron Cruz
Okay you win. I'll take the fucking boogie threads just stop posting this fucking faggot holy shit.
Carter Reyes
This is my vegetarian BODY
Hunter Watson
Colton Price
Connor Collins
Is this approved?
Jackson Flores
Who is this guy I keep seeing
Jacob Ross
dyel?
Easton Adams
Wtf
Aiden Reyes
What's wrong with his skin
Jayden Brown
thats his vegetarian body
Zachary Sullivan
Shave the sides off.
Jason Cooper
Gender?
Jack Sanchez
Robotic advice
Jace Parker
Ignore him. That poster os delusional. Get him to the infirmary.
Dominic Murphy
Disregard that. Just shave it bro
Jonathan Howard
The only literal plausible answer
Jaxon Jenkins
Is that onision?
Benjamin Williams
Looking alpha af bro
Camden Perry
I'm fag
Noah Wood
I love my hair living it up for along as possible!
Jack Rogers
You look fucked up man. Next time the powerplant fulfills the five year plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds please keep it in mind to not get get near it man.
Jeremiah Russell
Keep it simple
Lucas Roberts
>2019
>(((hollywood)))
>male actor
Gee, I wonder that myself
Owen Baker
Cameron White
BTFO
Carson Allen
>just bee urself
Ayden Brooks
Faggot
Adam Martin
We're reaching the half-life of the /RBMK/, isotopes are all over the place now.
Mason Murphy
>What are you lookin' at smoothskin?
Kayden Cox
Am I going to make it?
Robert Butler
WTF HAPPENED TO ONISION
William Ross
Took the sv3rigepill
Connor Perry
If you keep that up you'll be at all might mode in like 2-3 years
Nicholas Thompson
Xavier Howard
Does Jow Forums approve?
You should get a Caesar cut. It's basically what you have now but better. Btw u look like some die hard commando but at the same time like a toddler haha x
Luke Davis
Too lazy to bother with blowdryer and trying to not destroy hair with product so I have something like this. Also I have the salt/pepper beard going on and bitches love it.
Jackson Cook
why are you pushing out your jaw lol
Isaac Sanchez
L O N D O N
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Aiden Lopez
Post feet
Parker Robinson
How bout I put my dirty sock in your mouth and gag you with that cute little bandana you got there.
I wanna string you up upside down in my basement and cum all over your hair.
OK?
Brody Morris
Cringe
Grayson Campbell
holy shit lmao
Gabriel Torres
Threadly reminder to either grow your hair out long, or get a hyc, unless you've already found your go-to haircut that's perfect for you.
William Walker
Get ye olde hyc.
Carter Sanders
you look like a 10-year-old US Marine lol
Oliver Cox
I cut my hair about a month ago, short on the sides and long on the top. A coworker said I looked like a nazi. Feelsgoodman?
Kayden Lee
What haircut do I get if I'm an egghead? I can't shave it off because of my weird foreheadshape.
Adam Foster
Dye your hair silver and overdo your skin with fake tan like some fine ass martian bitch, or an italian. Also
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Oliver Murphy
OUCH!
Caleb Robinson
Hey kid. How old are you? 16? I know you're going through a time in your life where you're trying to find yourself and where you want to avoid being an outcast.
Don't worry about all that. You're going to turn out to be OK. I look at you and I see a young chadlet with alot of potential. I see a new Arnold, I really mean that. Believe it or not he was an insecure guy when he first came to America. But he turned his mind towards the goal and started acting like he was the greatest bodybuilder in the world before he had even won his first Mr. Olympia.
Moral of the story don't try and please the faggots around you. Show the world how it goes according to you.
10-15 years from now we're all gonna find this old picture of you and realize we had a future bodybuilding legend on our Jow Forums.
You're going to make it, user. Big time.
Bentley Peterson
Ace Ventura? On Jow Forums?
Austin Rodriguez
approved
>hyc
ugly faggot. not spelling the word Hitler on Jow Forums is blasphemous
Benjamin White
You look like a cute labrador.
Eli Butler
Shkreli has a good cut. It suits him.
John Cook
What is the equivalent of this cut for blacks?
Jason Taylor
A cut down your throat
Easton Rodriguez
Damn. Did NOT expect that. :o
Elijah Clark
Really nigga u knew it 100%
Doesn't matter tho I know you're not black
Ryder Hall
>
You are right. People need to know the full name of the gayest haircut to ever make a comeback.
Chase Adams
That dood rockin the Benjamin Franklin.
Sebastian Morales
I can't tell if pic in OP is either Chad or incel.
Looks like a strange mix of both.
Joseph Foster
Chancel.
Asher Turner
he's dating brandon flynn, the boy who dated Sam Smith...
Anthony Reed
Rope
Wyatt Davis
negro thats onision