>he eats bread
>he eats rice
>he drinks beer
>he eats fruit
>he eats potatoes
>he doesnt run
>he consumes sugar
>he doesnt fast for 18 hours
>he doesnt drink 2 oz. Of vodka every night after dinner
Come on guys i know you want to look good but dont you want to live past 100?
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Looking good and living long have nothing to do with my mission.
I dont want to live past 60 desu
Fucking retard. I'm blasting roids and will still outlive you.
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>he still eats fats
>he still eats carbs
It's 2019 get with the times
That's funny since Ancel Keys, who first discovered that dietary fat and cholesterol cause heart disease, lived to 101 years of age eating a high-carb low-fat diet.
>dont you want to live past 100?
*hits pipe*
No.
That's funny because my grandpa ate butter and bacon and smoked a pack a day til he died at 97
Anarcho-celibate?
The fuck is wrong with beer? This board really is full of faggots, isn't it?
>he eats
never gonna make it
Hehe le epic fail
U mad
extremely fattening, empty calories
im not a huge drinker bc of this but i wish i didnt give a shit. i love beer.
If you are actually interested in living to 100 you'd give up driving before most of the inconsequential things on your neurotic murkan list. Why are you so interested in dietary longevity when there are much more "dangerous" things to prevent being 100?
I'll tell you why: you're not actually particularly interested in living to 100, you're just a neurotic person.
Oh great, a single data point and no consideration of any other factors? Sign me up!
>he eats
Beer will fuck you up in so many ways. Wine is the patrician choice.
There's no such thing as "fattening" food or drink. You either have too much or you don't.
>beer is bad!
>my sugary grape juice is better!
Okay
>several thousand year old drink is suddenly unhealthy
doubt
that makes all food and drink "fattening" food and drink, retard
For you, user, even oxygen is fattening.
taste like shit makes your breath smell like shit make you look like shit
>started lifting again
>taking creatine with whey
>todays shit was black
>not taking any iron supplement
>drank almost 4l of water
help
Shut up and drink both.
I've consumed beer my entire life and I'm more fit than 95% of all people around me.
I bet you don't like cigarettes either. Sorry about your low t.
>dont you want to live past 100
i barely want to live now, why would i want another 75 years?
On a 32 hours fast rn, pretty easy though because I ate a shitton of beef yesterday evening
> dont you want to live past 100?
no
i want to die at 50-60
most roidfags die earlier than people who've been fat their entire life but cope harder roidmonkey