When was the last time you were mogged, anons?
When was the last time you were mogged, anons?
Adrian Thomas
Charles Price
> Plumber shows up at my house to clear sewer lateral
> dude is 6’6 and full of muscle
> clears out a bunch of tampons
Jeremiah Ross
Oh, you think the mog is your ally. But you merely adopted the mog; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a shorter man until I was already a wizard, by then it was nothing to me but temporary! The mog betrays you, because it belongs to me!
John Morris
>go to an outside calisthenics gym
>some kids are there, flirting and working out
>one takes his shirt off
>looks like portable Jason Statham. Turtle shell back, lean as fuck, cobra lats.
>and his gf is working out with him
>Meanwhile I'm sweating and all red in the face doing my pitiful pullups and dips
>and my gf came down with the flu, so no date tomorrow
Just fucking kill me already.
Brandon Powell
God i wish that were me
Ayden Rodriguez
anyone with a high school diploma mogs me
Tyler Flores
based
Luke Morris
Don't those dissolve easily with lye pipe cleaner?
Christian Wilson
I was walking to the store because i run out of water. There was an atleast 6'5 tall tranny/woman on the sidewalk and i looked like a midget compared to her.
William Robinson
>Based third worlder with no indoor plumbing
Carson Russell
Jose Cooper
I'm 6'4 and very Jow Forums so I rarely get mogged even if someone is taller. But one time I ran into a literal professional football player at a bar that was ~6'7 and probably pushing 300 lbs. Guy looked like a God among roaches.
Ryder Long
work at a large US home/hardware chain store. Put in my two weeks notice a few days ago due in large part to being mogged by the tool chad every day.
Kayden Mitchell
post bod
Blake Hill
i get strenght mogged a lot in the gym
William Robinson
Definitely doesn't count. I get mogged by a fat mongolian dude in his 50s all the time. Crazy fucker benches like 140kg.
Matthew Evans
getting mogged by the sheer pressure of existence everyday desu
Tyler Scott
everyday, I'm 5'7
just fucking kill me
Ryder Russell
Me too bro, I get it
Nolan Martinez
Well I'm 5'7 so not so long ago
Carter Perez
fukk I'd gladly cut my dick off to be 6'5
Jaxson Kelly
last night desu
>gas station near work
>go there after work to grab a drink or protein bar on occasion
>cashiers know me
>always say something about lifting or protein every time I buy a bar
>at register paying
>guy walks in
>head taller than me, much more swole
>cashier calls him his muscle friend
feels bad bros
Leo Gomez
Never get mogged crew reporting in. Feels good, man.
Aiden Gonzalez
I’m 5’7. Every time I go to a first world country. Luckily I live in the 3rd world where I mog just about everyone.
Ayden Richardson
Hello, Mr. Autismo with no self-awareness
Hunter White
Same, where do you live? Last time I went to Ireland everyone looked to be 3-4 inches taller than me
Mason Davis
>nice cavalry fagget
Jaxon Martin
I came.
Jace Johnson
Christopher Foster
I'm a 5'9'' scandi, I get mogged daily. I have learned to live with it, I'm a bloomer regardless.
Robert Carter
Nice bod but shame about the wrists.
Carter White
Thanks and kek. It's true, I'm a wristlet. Having my arm turned to the side really accentuates it more though. Currently bulking and hope to put on mass onto my forearms to hide it.
Landon Johnson
Being fucking tall and heavy means I never get mogged, even if I never lifted. But I lift and have big arms.
I literally don't know the feeling of getting mogged
Logan Hernandez
I believe in you bro. Don't let the wrists hold you back.
Matthew Reed
nice physique, especially at 6'4
Gabriel Gray
post bod or gtfo
Ethan Morgan
>more butter m'lord?
Joseph Powell
>go on hinge date with girl
>goes very well, schedule one for a few days later
>text her day of. She says "oh I'm not ready for a relationship"
>I pry further bc that's obvious BS.
>she says (paraphrase) "ok well the full explanation is I'm not over my ex from a few months back, we broke up so he could study for the LSAT and I dont want to start something then regret it bc of unfinished business"
So anyway I did some sleuthing. Theres a guy she followed on insta recently before our date but prob not months ago, hes pre-law so I think that's the one shes referencing
So yeah that's how I got mogged. Honestly idk if hes even her ex, could be paranoia talking but I feel like it's just some other guy she was dating at the same time and chose him
He's taller, older, Chad-lite and seems to have his shit together. so I honestly cant complain.
Honestly though the whole experience is a positive one. For 3 years I didnt go after girls. I had a cute gf but a long time ago. Even though I got beaten by a better guy, its nice to know i have at least the fundamental capacity to date a qt.
I'm in a transitional period, my school and career are getting better, and my band just started doing things. So hopefully in a year I can be where that guy is
Ian Bailey
>>text her day of. She says "oh I'm not ready for a relationship"
You should have banged her that night, never wait to seal her fate
Dylan Long
>go on a hookup app date
>don't pump and dump
Your own damn fault.
Levi Richardson
you can do it negro.
Zachary Sanchez
nah lol
I asked her after and she said she kicked me out bc she thought I was trying to hook up
Sebastian Green
Ha ha ha aha aha
***snorts milk out of penis***
Sorry sweaty.....