What does it honestly smell like if you swipe a girl's pussy with your finger and then sniff it?

Pruple armpits

Lick the back of your hand and smell it after it dries. That's exactly what pussy smells like unless your girl just washed. I had sex a couple of days ago

who the fuck doesnt take a shower atleast once per day? I sometimes take 3 per day...

Very pungent and stinky. It will make you gay or at least asexual

Hopefully not fish.

If you ever took a jar of pennies and rolled them into 50 cent sleeves for a few bucks when you were a kid, it smells like your hands after doing that

Idk. She found it funny and wouldn't shower sometimes until I yelled at her one time to take a damn shower already

Like mild sweat and copper, usually not too bad to taste, but can get musky if they play too much WoW and shower too little

I once got a lap dance from a stripper and as soon as she took her thong off all I could smell was fish. She was pretty hot though.

If you're not horny it's pretty disgusting but if you are and feeling animalistic it smells just right.

what the hell is wrong with this thread salty milk and coins obviously

Milk and salty coins

I forgot.. it's been 6 years

"wanna sniff me lol ;3"

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What smells worse, pussy or ass?

Healthy vagina: a bit like diluted vinegar.
Vagina with bacterial vaginosis: Fish

legit like an ornamental pear tree / bradford pear tree

I love my gfs pussy juice
Its salty and tastes abit like onion sauce
Can eat her out for days

honest answer

sweat and a bit of urine scent.

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Ass is my guess

In all seriousness that sounds really hot. I've been taking a lot of zinc lately .

Ass 100% unless the girl has some kind of infection or something
It's worth noting that girl-ass smells even worse when unshowered due to wetness coming from her pussy moistening up the gooch area. Make sure she's cleaned up before you stick your face down there brahs. However, happily, your dick can neither smell or taste, so just fucking doesn't matter.

Swipe your finger in the space between your balls and your leg, it smells like that but ya know pheromones and shieett

this desu, smelled my sweaty pits the other day and almost got a boner

>who the fuck doesnt take a shower atleast once per day?
It's completely unnecessary, and most people actually shower too frequently. I'm assuming you work out because you're posting on Jow Forums so a daily shower seems reasonable, but three times a day sounds excessive.

Wipe your ass until theres no shit then wipe it again and give it a sniff. Basically the same shit

it smells like a billion years of evolution

you get a slight fragrance of life purpose fulfilled

and then it starts to fade, and you start to forget, until you no longer remember the smell or taste, just the memory of the sensation you no longer feel

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yes. i want to stiff you like the boiling magma beneath the earth's crust wants to erupt from its prison and taste the sweet kiss of the wind for the first time, even if it means being turned to obsidian. i want to sniff you like the waves of the ocean want to swell and crash upon the shore, knowing full well they'll only just be sucked back into the infinite horizon by the riptide. i want to sniff you like the moon wants to come crashing down to the earth, cursed to fall forever in an endless loop, an empty chasm thousands of miles wide separating her from all the tiny little people who look up at her on a clear night and wonder what shes thinking. i want to sniff you like the whole of humanity wants to taste the stars.

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Itll smell bad, but you'll want to keep smelling it for reasons unexplainable

It smells far worse than sweat and urine nigga

It depends on the girl. I’ve honestly had girls that actually smelt like nothing, and the only thing you can smell after going down on them is your saliva . That’s it . Then I’ve had some girls who smelt like urine, some a bit fishy, some real fishy, and some like that just smell just like a little bit of sweat (no terrible, just like slightly sweaty smelling, kind of like sex should smell like)

c'mere girl

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Damn that's pretty hot.

That was beautiful....

Lick the back of your palm, wait 10sec then smell it

I'm hearing answers like fish, sweat, and coins. I've got a boner now.

bags of sand

t. dry as fuck skin and hair
shower on lift days or at the very most rinse off with lukewarm water if you exercise daily

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Why would you brush a fish? This does absolutely nothing to get rid of the smell.

t. Physician

salty coins and milk

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Can someone who isn't an incel like me please explain how it's possible to eat a pussy/ass if it hasn't been showered immediately beforehand, like after a long day, in a bar/party/rave/etc?

I mean yeah the ass is one thing, basically just hoping it was wiped extremely well and even so, there are still gonna be poo scent particles there. But a vagina, it's a fuckin acidic wasteland, there's no way after a long day at work or school or being at a bar or party or anything where the holes are stuck in underwear/pants all day it's gonna end up fresh right?

I mean for fuck's sake my dick gets a little musky after just a day of being in pants, I can't imagine a vagina

Instinct takes over. It's amazing what you'll be willing to good past to get some prime puss. Your dick replaces your brain and overrides your sense of disgust until well after you've finished.

to look* past

yea pretty much this. in fuck mode licking a butthole is like eating a 16oz medium rare ribeye steak after fasting for three days. delicious!

Based and redpilled

nigga i can understand worrying about ass smell, but pussy smell? unless she's not showered it shouldn't be that off putting. i mean, if you smelt it when when you're not getting all primal, itd probably smell funky, but if you smell a pussy, you probably got your face in it. and if you got your between a woman's legs, if because you want it to be there.
sometimes when i see my gf's ass in the morning i just gotta stick my face in it. if it was a hot night, itll stink a bit. doesn't matter. got my face in booty.

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I’ve never even seen a vagina in real life and this thread is unironically turning me gay

nah.. if you're straight, once you get that wiff it's like a drug. will turn you into a savage

i know i know but im talking about like how a vagina that has been in a hot pair of pants all day and just going right into eating it, an acidic discharge pit that even had piss wiped on it, i cant imagine

and dont get me started on ass

whant to know how I know you're a virgin?

Mix of sweat, urine, fish, and salt
If they've had a long day tends to smell a bit sharp, a bit like sweaty armpit

bark dust

yes i already said im an incel

because he said in his first post that he was an incel? ya fucking dolt

bruh it's like i said. maybe not with any random thot, but with a girl you've caught feelig for, you just take one look at her fuckin beautiful body and think "shit i do anything i want to this"
its all psychological, dude. like sure, it might whiff a bit more if she'd been sunbathing in a parka jacket with 4 pairs of thermal yoga pants on for 12 hours, but all im thinking about is that i've got my tongue and face in this fucking beautiful woman, and she's enjoying it

It can go from "sweaty armpit" to "stale tuna salad" to "rotten fish at worst"

t. gynecologist.

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Kitten's breath

no smell aside from sweat if she is clean

tastes like sweat and coins

fishy, urine-ey desu. I can still feel her hairs in the back of my mouth when I think about it. alas we had to split and she went batshit crazy..I need a new girl

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