What is the most Jow Forums alcoholic beverage?

What is the most Jow Forums alcoholic beverage?

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most Jow Forums is probably highest alcohol to calorie ratio, so probably vodka on ice. bear is the least fit

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gin n tonic

low cal and keeps you semi hydrated

Arak. Lions milk.

None of them.
>literally changing the lighting to make the drunk one seem more attractive
Stop shilling poison.

Vodka soda

White wine has ~800kcal per litre

Wine coolers.

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This is him btw

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probably white russian or irish coffee

thats not lighting its gin blossom

semen with vodka

She looks sad on both sides.

geez she is so much more flush in the right photo. weird posture too

tequila

seriously

It's Asian Glow, you retard. Alcohol is poisoning her. If you find the flush attractive that's on you.

This is the answer. It's the gentlemen's choice.

>What is the most Jow Forums alcoholic beverage?
None.
Ethanol is a mild poison. Excessive use of it over long periods of time have well-known consequences. In the short term it's a Gains Goblin; your immune system works overtime to rid itself of this toxic substance and repair the damage it does to your body, and it does this mitigation before it attends to your 'gains'.
If you're serious about your fitness and gains, you won't drink except a very few beers or a couple mixed drinks *per week*, at most.
>trolls and other idiots will attempt to refute this with insults and misinformation
Don't fall for it.

Males are wired to find red face and neck flush to be a sexual signal, but yeah that's the alcohol.

ok this is epic

great contribution dude. keep up the good posting!

That guy is 23? He looks old enough to be my dad.

based and Dude-pilled

>steam-powered sexual aid

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Lmao you fucking retard, don't drink AT ALL you stupid cunts

>Meanwhile female teacher actually has sex on multiple occasions with her underage students and nobody blinks and eye because ??????

This.
Or just straight vodka shots with much water and lemon on the side.

soju

Gin without tonic, pussies

>Not gin, so you can get herbal gains, mog people who cannot drink it straight and make amazing patrician cocktails.
No.

The difference in calories between all distilled spirits at 40%ABV is absolutely negligible

Kefir
Kvas
Their analogs in non-slavic cultures

Anyone else noticehow the media doesn't refer to it as rape, pedophilia, or molestation if the adult is a women?

>Not Imperial Russian Stout in your oats with raw egg chaser for breakfast.
NGTMI

Kefir is not alcoholic, where are you from lol
(store-bought kvass also usually isn't, unless it's the traditional real deal made by my Lithuanian grandmother)

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There is no Jow Forums alcohol
You either get fucked up or you dont
Along with your gains of course

Agreed but wine is still GOAT

whisky

Moderation.

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carbonated alcoholic kefir would be the most disgusting drink my mind can fathom

Based. I make both on regular basis.

>Kefir is not alcoholic
Maybe your storebought pleb shit. Original kefir made with kefir grains is slightly alcoholic beverage. Kvas is slightly alcoholic as well. Both of those beverages are fermented.

>tonic

Nope, seltzer is objectively more Jow Forums retard

>seltzer
>being a quininelet
enjoy malaria

guinness, unironically

Scotch, brandy, vodka and aquavit. I.e. any non-sweet spirit

Left looks better