>Apply for the Police
>Send off application
>Requires a BMI of about 26-27, i am 28.5, at 6ft 95kg, and lift weights 4x a week, and do martial arts 3x a week
>Literally failed the BMI already at the application stage
Why do they still waste time with BMI system, when it's complete and utter bullshit? I'm 95kg, and yet still have no problems running 4kms.
they usually do a tape test if you fail bmi
What is that?
they use a cloth tape measure, wrap it around your stomach at the navel, and then around your neck at the adams apple to measure your body fat %
what if im thick and fail that as well?
fatty
Nah, just THICC, i got quads the size of your disgusting DYEL body, and regularly rep 220kg Squat.
>4km
being able to run for 20 minutes is supposed to be good now? what
>trying to impress me on the internet
>Not able to run 4km under 20min easy
Pathetic, bud.
what are you talking about? i'm just surprised someone would point out that they can run 4km, even though it's like nothing.
You all talk, no walk.
you're right. i don't walk, i run.
you look like shit, faggot cop
Yo officer fig pucker, post your fat, doughnut eatin body
P O S T B O D Y
It's time to stop your barking. Actually post your body, you fucking pussy.
trick is to just show up in person and shake their hand
thats how I got my job back in the day
Post body
You won't because you're fat
That's a shame, if they actually let you in you could hop on gear and burn off that powershitter fat.
bmi system is trash but OP is still a fat fuck.
>Apply for the Police
oh no no no
If you weren't mentally ill you'd cut
Nice cope, you're still not getting into the copshop fatso
POST BODY
you are either lying, or an idiot
im 5'10, 96kg, and got through that test no problem
what is true, they do
also: if you are 6ft, 95kg, you are either A: super muscly, or B: fat
if they didnt even bother with the tape measure, guess how i know you are the latter?
What if your bmi is below 26?
eat more donuts
Shouldn't matter if he can perform. Better than being a skinny dyel.
>still not posting body
Disgusting fat piggie was at my job eating a burger and fries. Horrifying to watch. He was also black and gay. Compulsively talking and laughing. Truly disturbing.
What's the point of this if they let fatties stay in service
BMI is accurate for the 99% of people who do not do serious strength training. You can use BF% instead if you are built to the point that BMI is no longer accurate. They will measure around your abdomen and neck, subtract the latter from the former, then find that measure on a chart along with your height.