Eggman got a good looking GF

Eggman is a nice charismatic driven person, don't name him like some "bad" person

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>b-but it's all about the face!!!

> good looking
she looks like the kind of girl that would suck you off at a waffle house at 3am for leftovers. just my type.

There are no virgins here. Maybe like 5%.

They both look ugly but you can tell she can suck a mean dick.

Gonna need another perspective on the woman

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virgins

cute. who is she?

She has good legs.

Is that Alex without the beard?

my gf

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Shes fuckable in the way Ricky Gervais is

>this image is years ago. Have you seen him recently

He looks like shit

Hell yeah. Great taste.

This

He plays WoW all day and drinks so he has gotten really fat lately

She looks like his sister

where the f did that hair come from lmao

eggman? i haven't heard that name in many years...

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A girl is no one.

im glad he finally made it. i never thought he'd make it before me...

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>good looking GF
>she looks exactly like himself, but genderbent and blonded

Not gonna lie, chief, I am actually happy for him finding a gf.

I don't know, maybe if I keep lifting someone will love me. It helps with the dopamine production.

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I DEFEND the notion that his IS cute

i have no clue what you mean and simultaneously know exactly what you mean

I want to rub my face all over her thighs desu

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Am I still a virgin if I paid for it?

Oh damn that's a throwback

yes

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He doesnt look that bad smiling in that picture

he didn't ascend
she was a camwhore that scammed him and multiple other people with fake identity.

Didn't he get fucked over and used by her and then end up in irrecoverable debt because she made him take out a loan for college that she didn't even go to?
I'm not up to date on the r9k lore.

fuck

he should've settled for the dick girl

"""she""" looks like the female version of him

>she

good is relative

actually that's his sister lmao

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Damn good for him we are all gonna make it brahs lets goooooooooooo

Most severe case of butterface i've ever witnessed. I'd feel bad about the amount of hate she gets, but she's a dumb slag.

Did he clone himself?

well he got famous it's much easier to get a gf if you do.

Real happy for the guy, hope he keeps pushing it in life and never returns to the defeatist mindset

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>gf

more like tranny
youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE

The hair and glasses make her look retarded, her chin is kinda weird but it's whatever
poor lighting makes it all worse

quit being a nigger

>good looking
Those tattoos. Those piercings. That deranged look on her face indicting mental issues.

>good looking
user, I....

>Those tattoos
Who cares
>Those piercings
Who cares
>That deranged look on her face indicting mental issues
obviously a pose for the picture you autistic mong

ngmi

You're probably right, but the deranged look is hot asf in my book and instantly gives 2+ on any beauty rating

>good looking GF
pic unrelated

Cool story BRO

>good looking gf
yikes

Pretty much. I can't stand her face but she has some tight bod, a real shame.

>look at how she looks at him
How the fuck did he do it?

We're all gonna make it lads. Even Eggman could make it.

It’s like if you don’t spend your entire day playing video games or shitposting online you have the time to go out and meet people or something

But going outside is boring. Ahitpostinvy is way more eantrtayonging

That pic is like 1 year old though. God old Egg-senpai is currently voluntary celibate to get his shit together. I hope he does.

>good looking
butterface at best and covered in piercings, odds are she is a pierced clit roastie.

>those piercings
>hand tattoo
Not really impressive considering she’s probably the town bike and has horrible daddy issues. All she did is get with a more beta guy so she can be showered with validation and all that shit without having to worry about him leaving her or cheating with someone more attractive

good for him. He should quit being incel. It's hell.

I want to cum inside Massie and say “FOR THE QUEEN”

Oh and
>that dyed multicolor hair
Yeah he got a used up thot, an ugly one too. I guarantee she has daddy issues and fucks any guy easily just for the validation. He was in the right place at the right time, she just wanted to take a break from being a thot and have an actual bf.

She's that obnoxious spoiled retard child character from game of thrones who literally only ever made retarded spoiled childish decisions but conveniently always had things work out and go her way because the nomrie fans liked her because "muh stronk independent woman". No, she was a stupid, stuck up, bitchy spoiled little shit who would have been raped to death for her stupidity in reality.

oh shit, he doesnt half bad, good for him

>t. Fatty incel Who felt bad for this little rapist getting merked

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shes lovely and cute but i prefer when she was around 12 years old

she had the cutest little face as a child

i can think of no other angel that would drain my balls so thouroughly

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>good looking
>calling others virgins after this opinion

I think she's cute.
t. Only had one gf in my entire life in high school

Haha wouldn’t it be funny if you took a bath with your toaster to warm the water up haha

Guys it's a fucking tranny.
Egg man is gay.

I don't fucking care what you niggers say ive wanted to fuck her since the begining of game of thrones and still do. Every picture I see strenghtens my urge. You faggots are powerless

I see you're also a man of culture user.

No

since she was 12?

Massie Williams has creepshot photos online where she was caught masturbaiting on a balcony.

Unlike most of those virgins you mentioned, he deserves it. Good for him

sauce or liar

It's the WE ARENT PEDOS REALLY!!!
Thing that hollywood has been doing.
Pick pug ugly(pugs are ugly in a way that makes them cute) children to play roles
Then are SUPRISED that they grow up to be unattractive adults.

Epic

Just google it

google what exactly, google censors that shit

Something along the lines of “Massie Williams nude” or “Massie Williams leaked” or even “Massie Williams masturbaiting on balcony”

i swear if youre shitting me..

it's a fucking deepfake u idiot