I'm tired of being a dicklet. How many of you here jelq and have found ways to increase penis size?

If you think your dick is small, buy a dildo with the same dimensions or smaller.
Try fucking yourself with it and see how "small" your dick actually is.

A little over 6 months, but it wasn't pretty. No homo I saw it a few times. It looks disgusting. He finally found a woman that could deal with it.

>5.5"x5"
>"Your cock is perfect" every time
Unless you're a proper

Probably hgh. Dht will also make you appear more masculine during puberty and make your bepis grow.

>tfw hormone therapy to befit the sex you were born with is less commonly administered than to transition to a different sex
Good to hear it worked out for him.

>looks like a foam spear someone would use in a Cowboy Vs Indian LARP
My fucking sides

Maybe, yeah. It was interesting to see him change over those few months, we saw each other pretty much every day. The most interesting part was how his athletic performance improved with apparently each day. He always was good, especially for being so short and frail, but then he exploded. Now he's studying and he doesn't really have time for competitive sport anymore, but he hasn't lost a gram of muscle since then. Shame he's not really a womanizer, he'd make a girl really happy if he actually tried. The best part is that he never really cared about his height and (to a lesser extent) dick size, it was mainly his parents who were concerned.

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There was some kind of diagnosis the doctors made, it wouldn't have worked without that. It was pretty complicated, he reluctantly told me about it in detail once but I admit that I forgot most of it. But yes, it was really impressive.

Imagine if that was possible for everyone, like an add-on. Normal or already masculine people would throw their money out of the window in order to be superhumans. Literal gigachads walking among us.

How much did you kegel? Can you post the routine?

ive been using one of these dick extender things and it unironically works, makes your erections harder too.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mBqvKMiYm-Q
lmao all these videos boil down to "yes big cocks are better but if you lick my pussy instead I'll like you just as much"

"Size doesn't matter" is a turbo-cope

Kegel hard enough to stir your cock, hold for 2-3 seconds, then push it out and repeat for 20 reps 3 x a day. I used to do it to and from work and in bed.

Which extender are you using and how much did you gain?

i got the andropenis but id probably go witht he sizegains one if i had another chance, i got a bit over half an inch in two months.

Bought this before and it kept slipping off so I gave up. Fucked for life.

Bear with me, not trying to shit on anons but a horny women is a submissive creature and wants to be dominated by an animal.
A bj would be nice but I often find when my gf gives me one, I get to a point when I just want to flip her over and fill her up.
Likewise I can make her cum like crazy by eating her out but all she ever seems to want is to bend over something and hold on for dear life while I slap, choke and pound.
Yes eating her out feels great, as I said BUT it doesnt make her feel like she's being used. If anything, she's using me. Don't go into this with a one or the other mindset. You should pound and when YOU feel like it, eat her out for a bit to compliment sex. It should always be YOU who has control and YOU who exerts it. A small penis is not going to impress unless you position for maximum penetration, which really isnt that hard (5" would bottom out early on) and you need to have a domineering demeanor in the sack. She doesn't want nerdy user slipping in and out, she wants a primal animal just as much as you want a cocksleeve.

Just do oral brah

Size matters.
Male and female genitalia comes in various sizes and shapes.
There are entire fucking cultures devoted to talking about this at length and everything they've said is as true then as it is now.

Oh and BC and high level vibrators and circumcisions has pretty much ruined the sexuality of multiple generations of americans.
Porn and threads like this designed to cause mental wounds and create a rift between men and women aren't helping.

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>the insecurity on this board
i'm 5.5 and literally never had a problem, also can make girls cum with it as well

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I believe Messi did this as well.

yeah it's called testosterone and hgh
it is available to everyone

I'm 6.5x5 averagelet, never had a problem. Never had sex either but who cares lmao, anime chicks 4 lyf bro

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For your friend and his penis pump:
It is alleged that a traction device can induce penis growth. I'm not sure how significant or long-lasting that is, but it is absolutely confirmed that it can correct a badly curved penis and is commonly used for that purpose.

The thing is, what a big dick is to girls is what big titties and a fat/thicc ass is to guys (bonus points if you have fetishized some ethnicity)
Looks better, feels better, its what you'll fantasize about for purely sexual reasons, what you'll see in porn. Meanwhile you're actually in love and dreaming about having deep passionate missionary sex with the cutie petite girl, who has small but perky tits, and a small but nicely round bubble butt, cute face, not a Russian model but you never get tired of looking at it. You'd trade a million braphogs for her.

This is the same for girls, she'll still love and want chad above everyone else even if his dick is average. They'll trade a million BBCs for their chad.

Little dick ENERGY is what is repulsive

Scrub your junk good so it's not oily and tighten it down like a noose, user. It's not comfortable, but that's how you have to do it.
Wearing it for extended period can be painful in a seated position specifically, I found, because you end up with less blood flow to your dick. Sleep on your stomach with it and it's a lot more comfortable, as blood is able to circulate through your penis normally.

I got two bottles of viagra a couple of years back and it was awesome. Where do you get generics?

Girls like getting their pussys eaten more than getting penetrated in almost every case.

Not as extreme for guys, but as much as I love pussy, I would ALMOST always take a blowjob instead.
God should have put a tongue in the vagina.

cope

It's a different stimulation. The tongue is too unique. Out of every argument here, the only one I can believe is that mouth > sexual organ.

cope

>I would ALMOST always take a blowjob instead
I hate bjs, tbqh. I think part of it is insecurity (I grow hair on my shaft, and I can't imagine that's pleasant to put in your mouth), but I've also maybe never had a great blowjob.
I'd rather just proceed to vaginal intercourse.

How big where you to start with? I’m 7 inches and girthy af but if this could make me even bigger I’d be so down

I’ve never been able to nut off a blowjob but can cream in a pussy every time.

>but I've also maybe never had a great blowjob.
Definitely this, I was the same way until I finally got some good head.
I don't know why you care about the hair. I have it too, no bitch ever complained and you're a guy, girls don't expect you to be baby smooth.

Now to let you all in a little secret.
Mouth > genitilia

It depends on the girl, and you.
At first I couldn't nut at all. No amount of intercourse did it.
Once I gained more experience and got more comfortable (also a bit of no fap) I was nutting 3 times per session.
With my ex, we used to fuck till it hurt, and nothing from me. But like 3 minutes with her mouth and I would blow.

I guess my ex just gave some bomb ass head and........god damn it.

How do I measure my cock, i don’t get the second number portion

anyone used phallosan forte?
I used a different extender last year for about 3 months and got almost half an inch but it was pretty uncomfortable and i ended up losing it anyway.

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Lies that women tell you.

Would you love an ugly woman if she gave the best blowjobs? How about if she no tits? Or was a complete fatass? But you're getting the best blowjobs ever......

If there is any doubt, there isn't any my friend.

Any angion bros here?

Big dicks are uncomfortable though

Yes. Its legit.

>Tfw big-ish dick
>tfw any variation of cowgirl doesn't work as it's painful for both of us
>tfw love the visual of my wife riding me
Fortunately my new apartment has a mirrored wardrobe right next to the bed so i can watch me fucking my wife in other positions for the best of both worlds. Still wish i could do cowgirl though.

Huehuehuheueheu

Dude this is such a retarded argument, please stop making it. The average person is a complete retard who can only function through herd encouragement. Talk with the average person about any subject in depth and you will be stunned at how dumb they are unless you're a retard yourself.
>If blank worked then wouldn't everyone do it????
Fuck dude. How do you think people get rich? Luck? Magic? Lmfao

You are not supposed to insert them in your anus

Can you describe more how it looks? I have a hard time believing a pump could fuck your shit up that bad

>5 minute video of a robot voice slowly reading off EACH FUCKING SEPARATE SENTENCE with epic meme pictures and "please subscribe" every 30 seconds - zoomed all the fucking way in so you can't just read it all in under a minute and be done

Have we reached critical mass yet? Is there something more cancer than this?

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