Why haven't you become a Chad? Boogie did

Why haven't you become a Chad? Boogie did.

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Uncanny valley

Looking good Boogie.

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Haha yeah total hunk

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Is this the smileapp shop or is this real?

I really hate how one side of his forehead is always creased

Go go gadget chad teeth

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fat boogie
>omg so fat, kys! lose weight now or die, fag! fatass failure!!!
boogie -100 lbs
>still fat haha, kys, moron, your teeth are fucked!
boogie -150 lbs + dental surgery
>ew! fake teeth! he's still fat haha kys fag

why is boogie, who is not fit, a constant subject of threads in Jow Forums?

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t. Boogie

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He is the second coming of Zyzz.

Haha boogie isn’t 6’5” what a fucking faggot he needs leg lengthening surgery

If he cuts the fat the dude would be an 8/10, at least. He literally looks better than like 80% of Jow Forums and he's a bloated fat fuck. He is gonna be a slayer, he's a millionaire, he has the status as an e-celeb YouTuber. In a couple years from now people on Jow Forums are going to be looking up to him the same way we do Zyzz and AlphaDestiny.

More like AntiZyzz
Blame everyone, never change, and live past 20

boogie pls

AlphaDestiny hahaha

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More like grzyzz

>looking up to alpha destiny
Hahahahahahaha 5’3”

Borger

>look up to AlphaDestiny
Is he on a ladder?

>sensiblechuckle.wav

Well done lad

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FUCK YOU I made this joke minutes prior you fucking fags

very nice digits

My first quints, suddenly I don’t care if some small dicked virgin on a frog breeding forum stole my joke and got credit for it.

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congrats

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Daww looks like somebodies got a frowny face

To become a Chad is a much harder thing than people give credit for. You need to have a persona of haughtiness, an air or indifference and so much self confidence that you get 2+2 wrong shouldn't hurt your ego on the outside. You bottle all that up along with the beatings you got as a child by parents who never wanted you. You live a life that you built on your own ideals, irrespective of whether that lack of guidance takes you to zenith or the dumps. You create your persona and build your brand image of being a Chad. A Brad doesn't cut it. You don't wear a Chad, you be a Chad.

>AlphaDestiny hater
>Newfag

Checks out

Hot damn.

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Checked and kekked my nigga

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