That first sniff of the day when you ask a random thot to spot you on bench and your head is between her thighs

>that first sniff of the day when you ask a random thot to spot you on bench and your head is between her thighs

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>having a woman spot you
have fun dying

Never thought of this. I might start doing this on 1pl8 just to focus on inhaling her heat while I pretend to struggle

>having a woman spot you
Breaking news: Local gym goer decapitated in freak benchpress accident, his last words were "y-you too"

kek

all memes aside, the smell of my gf's cooch after she hasn't showered in a day and went for a 7mi run is heavenly

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Just get a gf you fucking aspie

>the absolute state of beta orbiting dyels

Is liking vagina smell an acceptable thing?
It makes sense evolutionarily, logically the smell of pussy would attract any dude.
I know all kinds of dudes who hate it, are they just a step backwards in evolution or am I just autistic?

>gf after wearing latex skirt at the club dancing all night

heavenly

either they are smelling unhealthy pussy
or smelling the pussy of a non-advantageous immunopartnership
or they're gay and actually like the smell of balls

Oh yeah, forgot about the immunology being reflected in b. o.
If I'm correct, can't you tell if someone is immunologically compatible (very different resistances) by their smell?

That's disgusting user
Why would you want some sweaty bimbo's crotch near your face?
Do you like the smell of nasty pussy and asshole leaking through thin yoga pants?
That's how you get pink eye user
Have a man stick his crotch in your face like a real Jow Forumsizen

The human body still releases pheromones, but apparently the nose isn't strong enough to detect them any more. It was in cave man times, but has regressed for whatever reasons. Some colognes and perfumes have pheromones placed in them, but I can't ever recall getting turned on or attracted by them

The best smell is the candida fungus after a workout. Holy shit it smells so good.

>ask chick to stand there just in case
>put weight that you can easily do for set of 5 or more
>explain her that she doesnt need to do anything, but be there just in case

Foolproof

Theres this one thicc gorgeous girl (shes not fat, just not lean, and has amazing hips waist ratio and nice bust)
If she sat on my face i would probably cum in 30s

She approached me once to compliment my lifts and we spoke some
But she has bf

Redpill me on immunopartnerships. Me and my gf are getting very serious but I don't like the smell of her vagoo.

>The human body still releases pheromones, but apparently the nose isn't strong enough to detect them any more.
They can. Saying humans don't smell pheremones because we're too evolved is more age of enlightenment fedora bullshit
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If she approached you then keep talking to her. Having a boyfriend isn't going to prevent you from fucking her brains out. Just don't date her

It's pseudoscience. She may just have bacterial vaginosis (a little more bacteria down there than normal). If it's bad you might want her to get it checked out at her next Gyno appointment. High stress can cause a stench too, through apocrine (scent) glands in the groin.

>ask a random thot to spot you

I only ask my gymbro

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yep this is verifiable through direct experience

Topcuck

>mfw this entire thread

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I'm not saying it's impossible, but I doubt the article you posted has any real scientific research behind it. It doesn't mention smell, it just says that women get turned on by high test men. I have a medical and nursing degree. I'm just telling you what I was taught, which could be wrong.

That latex smell is from condoms, not the skirt.

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You animal. Genitals smell fucking awful. They only feel good and that's it.

>see woman with a huge ass using a seated machine (leg press is my favorite)
>begin to use the machine right next to it, waiting for my time
>she finishes her final set and starts to leave, I get up and ask if she's finished
>then, before she has the chance to wipe it down and grab a spray bottle / wipe, I tell her "don't worry I'll wipe it down"
>then I adjust the machine as she leaves
>but wait, I've left my shoelace untied
>I lean down on one knee and tie it
>I've now positioned my nose is now right over seat in a fashion that's socially acceptable
>I then cough and immediately afterwards sniff as if my nose is blocked and I'm ill or feel my nose is dripping
>in those key 10-20 seconds, the braphog aroma is filling my senses
>then, I stand up and motion to use the machine, but stop, realizing I didn't tuck my lace behind the tongue of my shoe
>I go down for one more quick sniff
>then I pretend to lose my balance and put my hand on the seat, sliding it across the top
>then, I pretend to wipe my nose, once again pretending that's it's blocked, taking in large sniffs
>after this, any more time between cleaning the machine and my sniffing will become noticeable
>I wipe it down and carry on

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3987372/
there's your study you sperg

excellent post

based sniffposter

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don't you know user, in the medical field nothing exists unless it's spoonfed to you

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Sometimes, I'll be somewhere in public and smell the purfume on a woman and realize it's the same scent an ex gf used, and it'll turn me on and make me fap to said ex for a week.

>millennial detected

all part of the plan

this is next level brapposting

I think its a Pavlovian thing

I remember loving the smell of my first gfs vagina (it'd get me hard straight away) but then one day after she got back from the gym and her entire body smelled like that. Turns out I was mainly attracted to the scent of her sweat because I'd associated it with eating her out.

Sometimes I'll run into a girl with the same kind of BO and its the same effect.

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