What exercises does a 31 year old who missed out on teenage love need to do in order to bang 18-22 cuties?
All I can attract is 27+ post wall whores. Is it even still possible at this age? Or should I just be confortable with the fact that I will have to settle with an old slut who has ridden the cock carousel and is now looking to settle down.
27 yr old boomer here, would smash the big tit redhead
That's what you call "big tit"?
>27
>boomer
What obscure aspect of internet culture am I missing here? Did hitler ressurect in the 80's years later and throw the world into another depressing world war?
True,left one looks better, but isn't she suffering from jungle fever or sth? Also her face is obnoxious.
Also what's wrong with liking good old sci-fi?
Would fuck just for the Dune shirt
yeah bub, she's not wearing a padded pushup bra but those are probably DDs
How fucking new are you?
If you want kids (you should) dont go for older women. There are sterile 30 year olds now a days. 28 is when female fertility declines begins. If you at least date for a year before marrying, 26 is the real limit. I want a brady bunch tho so Im not touching anything over 23 and intend to ruin her body with as many pregnancies as possible. my parents had 8 siblings and their parents had like 20. I make enough money to support them and im not interested in this only child newage furbabies dual breadwinner horseshit.
good luck finding bigger natty tits on a thin girl
youre a retard if you marry a girl after a year, you dont even know her real self before you lived with her for a couple years
>you dont even know her real self before you lived with her for a couple years
this
Also, people show their true colors only when the going gets tough. For example, my ex of 5 years (of which 2 we lived together) showed herself to be a cunt.
See this is why I think cohabiting is bullshit. Human beings arent supposed to date for 5 years with birth control and peace out. Its not supposed to be that hard. If its too risky after five years then whats the point of waiting. Its never going to be safe so take a leap of faith. Arranged marriages work, they know each other for maybe 2 hours before they get married, but they have kids and raise kids. If they can make it work in the third world with zero consideration for each others background, you ought to be able to handle this with every advantage in the world. It completely changes the dynamic when you cant just leave on a whim. Reproduction is literally the only thing you have to do as a species. R selection strategy.
>It completely changes the dynamic when you cant just leave on a whim.
But marriage doesn't change that in the West.
>jungle fever
Only if you consider Dan Bilzerian to be black
I have heard that if you date a girl for 3 years without making her pregnant, her body will make her subconsciously think that you're sterile or something else is wrong with you. Her body will then start to make her depressed and unhappy, which she will take out on you while she starts looking for a better mate.
Speaking as someone who is in the same situation as you but a little younger - sincerely, the most important exercises you need are psychological
>Did hitler ressurect
That's still to come. We are not ready for him yet.
Yet we summon him with our struggles.
So your family are the giant pack of redneck retards packing up the welfare office, good to know
If you're a successful, socially/romantically experienced dude who mixes in the right crowds, you can do it. If you're a slightly ugly nerd transitioning into being just another boomer on the bus (most likely scenario), forget it.
>just have kids bro
You're probably forgetting that no one is ideally marrying daughters to losers who can't support a family. Nothing wrong with holding off until you can provide a good life instead of living paycheck to paycheck.
Pretty much a 29 year old version of OP. How do I get not that weirded out on the fact that they're about 10 years younger?
You sound like a piece of shit loser if this is what you're after at 31.
The Aeon will appear when he hears the call.
I am turning 25 in three weeks and literally every aspect of growing older makes me scared as fuck. being late on your life goals, seeing your body lose youth, seeing your hair disappear, eventually dying. also I noticed that weeks and even months go faster than when I was young. 2019 is half-over, and it feels like I celebrated new year's just a week ago. how the fuck do you cope with this? I talk with people in real life about it and they just tell me "haha bro you're still young". even my girlfriend, who's only turned 21, gives me the same answer.
Don't waste your time. Do things that will make you not regret life.
I thought I wanted to date an 18 year old but when I actually met one she was an insufferable zoomer who kept talking about sex as self healing or whatever the fuck.
I'm older than you and all I can explain is that it only becomes worse. Months blend into each other more and the years seem to evaporate.
You're only real comfort is that at this point, it's the best it will be. As you are the years move past ever faster and you can't stop it. So go fucking do whatever it is you're intimated by, because you'll blink and in 5 years you'll be older, less heathy and still obsessed about that thing you should have tried.
Can confirm. I work with a girl that's the same age as me (29). She's dating a dude in his 40's and it's clear she has no intention of ever marrying him. She's always hitting on me even though I have 0 interest in her. I think she realizes she's already post-wall and wants to settle down but it's already too late so she's getting desperate. She even told me if she had a kid with her boyfriend he'd be well into his 60's when the kid graduated high school, that must be terrifying.
She's gotten all kinds of cosmetic surgery already including lip injections and botox treatments. It's amazing how much older she looks than me when we're the same age, women truly peak around 20. She has a slightly more attractive friend who's 25 and drowns herself in makeup every morning and wears her hair a particular way to obscure her receding hairline.
I'm so glad I was born a dude.
is that eggbert ? isnt he a normie now
same bro. Also turning 25 in august. Hairline started receeding last year and my extrem back pain that developed over the last 2 years lifting can be linked with the fresh diagnosed mild scoliosis. I feel like i aged extremely in the last few years even though i did my best to stay healthy since i moved out with 20. The feeling of "i still have a lot of time" is already gone
Rope neck hangs till failure
I dont think that its bad to be a woman, its just that those indivduals drank the strong and independant kool aid.
stop giving a fuck, instead spend everyday doing something to improve yourself.
stuff like reading a book, working out, crafting something, educating yourself about some things, etc.
you will lose your fear of time just passing on.
t. 22 year old boomer
18 year old youngfag here. Any tips on how to attract early to mid 20s staceys? because all the girls my age are sniffing coke on weekends or already have boyfriends
hownew.ru
Growing old fucking sucks. I'm 30 and i wanna kill myself
If only I knew what these things are
absolute shittier advice. Problems and anxieties wont go away just because you read a book a while back or have slightly bigger arms. It also wont make your life worth living. Find something you enjoy and spent time on it, for most people it wont be those normie "better yourself and you will be enlightened" meme activities. Start giving advice when you lived for a bit and faced real struggle instead of spewing shitadvice when you just left the nest
>Find something you enjoy and spent time on it
thats equivalent to what i posted
>Problems and anxieties wont go away
read the "stop giving a fuck" part again, autist, its the first line
>faced real struggle instead of spewing shitadvice
clinical retard detected, you havent read even a single line, yet typed up all of this utter bs nonsense
off yourself
For those of you that actually go on tinder dates or other dating app dates, what percentage of them actually lead to sex or a relationship?
Just had my first one a month ago. It went really well, made out a lot, but didnt go anywhere. Felt bad because honestly at the back of my mind I had the impression that as soon as i started making an effort I'd find success. Which i somewhat did, but not a relationship, so doesnt really matter
You need to capitalize on daddy mode. Teens with daddy issues happily bounce on the dicks of older men that give them abusive father vibes.
The fact that you care about missing out on teenage love tells me you're ngmi
21 year old zoomer here, how do I attract 14 year old cuties? That's legal in my country by the way, so don't judge me.
Fucking summerfag
After 25 women starts to decline beauty and healthy wise
From 20-25 they are hysterical because life responsabilities are slowly becoming bigger, so stay away from that
From 15-20 they are already shaped by their shitty parents and their circle of stupid friend
So you should settle for a 11yo girl
It's a retarded meme the zoomers came up with because they never figured out what age bracket the baby boomers are in.
Lol that leg is so skinny
Tindr/bumble user here. Every time I get a match and talk to these girls they just ghost me after like three days of talking. I don't get it, happens every time.
Based. I lived with my ex for 3 years before she showed her true colors
cute boy look or fridge mode works best, ottermode is best for late teens early 20s
go into the army then
I'm 25 and I feel the same way. I can't remember anything about last year. Probably because I'm so set in my ways that nothing interesting really happened.
A good friend (also 25) is getting married next month. I'm losing my mind.
if that's the case, you need to ask them out within three days.