How to go into caveman mode?

No that's a decent sized guy, although not by/fit/ standards. But he definitely died
Does something, i'm sure his genetics help but he does something.

>But he definitely died
I can get behind the idea of Primitive Technology being undead.

It would explain why he is so pale.

you can see he's resting at a bonfire in the bottom right pic

Do you even iron age?

Makes me wonder how cavemen would have dealt with the zombie apocalypse. They probably couldn't tell the difference.
And there I just solved the NPC original problem. Zombie apocalypse happened 10,000 B.C. and We're inbred from literall zombies.

I envy you
As of 2019 over 50% of the world population is overweight or obese
who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/obesity-and-overweight
If you meet someone new there's a 50% chance that he's a fatty

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*origin

>be rich so that you don't need to hold down a full time job
>buy a large tract of untouched australian forest
>literally just spend all fucking day outside building shit by yourself and not eating a ton
>build up a following of people who wish they could make it 8 hours alone in a forest
>rake in the ad revenue to continue being rich
>write a book to continue being rich
>prolly fuck a ton of bitches after showering really, really well.
Forest cover

If by outside you mean the US then no

Seriously man, he's not small by Jow Forums standards, he's just small; he looks like somebody who works a lot with his hands and that's exactly what he does.
No offense but how dyel do you have to be to think he's big?

Post body
Oh wait this guy already posted it for you

Just make this face 24/7

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did you even read your article?
>Overall, about 13% of the world’s adult population (11% of men and 15% of women) were obese in 2016.
nothing in that article even mentions 2019

>39% of adults aged 18 years and over were overweight in 2016, and 13% were obese.
>39+13=52
>52>50
Gj genius

Maybe 50 years ago
The age of man is over. The time of the s o y has come

look closely at his proportions, dude can't be taller than 5'7

t.manlet

Someon post the reddit image about the overdeveloped bizeps

I think it's including the obese people in that 39%. Think about it, there's no way all the fat people in first world countries outweighs the malnourished poeple of india, africa, etc. There's no way more than 50% of people in the entire world are overweight, surely.

clean up your fucking hot dogs

the guy is confirmed small, still based nonetheless

South American here. Almost everyone above the age of 30 is obese, and the it's becoming a trend even among kids. Globalization is, in fact, a bitch.

it's just a transition, most of our parents and grandparents didn't teach us fitness habits because food wasnt so available and high in calories in their time. we're learning that, theres gyms everywhere and theyre only getting more and more people

It has nothing to do with fitness, dear friend. The major change in South America, like most of the rest of the world, is a substantial increase in dietary fat intake and a proportional decrease in carbohydrate intake.

Go back to your cave, sam

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Lift weights, but skip leg day

lmao if you think future gens won't be fed grains. There's only one way froward for a growing population and deteriorating ecosystems eveywhere, and it's industrial agriculture of grains, whether you like it or not. Humanity is fucked in the grand scheme of thing since the advent of agriculture, and after than the industrial revolution. Technology is a plague that will slowly consume us until civilization collapses or until we become something else than humans. Read Kaczynski also.

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just work out traps, and neck a lot

haha imagine being a Kaczynski brainlet

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>posts a "rebuttal" with words capitalized and zero philosophical thought behind it to actually debunk anything
gottem

Just read the manifesto and the 2016 book. It's written by someone far more intelligent than us both, so your "brainlet" insult kind of funny as it should most likely be applied to you.
If you don't get what he is saying you are simply not intelligent enough, however pretentious that may sound. You fail to understand the concepts and fail to extrapolate them into the real world. I know where I stand on the bell curve, and from what you posted I can take a guess on where you are too.

>t. Luddite on a computer
Cringe

If he was so intelligent, how come he used wooden fucking pressure caps on his pipe bombs lmfao

haha wtf if he was so smart why are people like you using computers to spread his message ahahahaha

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Is this an adaption of the wooden doors meme

Technology made us forget smoke signals

That man is ready to perform figure-eights to the face.

Nope, the guy made some bombs with wooden components.

His pipe bombs failed to detonate properly because the stupid nonce thought that wood was a perfectly suitable material for containing rapidly expanding, super heated gasses.
Ted was a spastic incel was who could count good

Hahahaha it's this meme again, nice.
No my dear beaner, your people are fat 'cause you consume INSANE amounts of carbohydrates. Eating rice AND potatoes AND beans at a single meal is not normal. Maybe eat some more fat so your brain starts to function properly as well as your test levels.

You can make some epic smoke signals by hooking up a hose from your car exhaust and sellotaping it to your mouth

>car exhaust

too much technology for me

>fire isn't technology
sorry, time to execute you to the Indo-Aryan tree gods

Didn't he send a bomb to a radio shack branch?
Dude time to dismantle the global tech system by delaying some electronics repairs in one town.

>circumventing the discussion
People who didn't read anything of him trying to bait; I'm not gonna bother answering, nothing of value was lost, it's like trying to explain arithmetic to someone who doesn't know what are numbers.

Please tell me how your brainleTed ideology would be able to compete in the 21st century against modern nation-states

>you can be obese without being overweight

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>reddit image about the overdeveloped bizeps

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I know what wood is and how it’s not great and being a pressure cap on a pipe bomb lol

>I'm not gonna bother answering
>circumventing the discussion
Business as usual for the Tedposter. He has zero sense of contradiction.

post me his best video

sunscreen
retard

He's too good at making tents

no

>fucking 8th grader syndrome: the post
i bet you have some elaborate fantasies about how you'll be living in the aftermath of the collapse of civilization

Not ever since the 200lb minimum meme got regurgitated everywhere.

Stop watching jewish movies and step outside of your house. Brave new world

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