Would your ancestors be proud of you, user...

that's literally the goal

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Valhalla is pretty scandie. All I'm saying is most of our ancestors were more concerned with getting the barley harvest in and fixing the goat pen than they were with getting ripped up and having eternal glory.

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thisHumans are survival machines. We only have two goals we exist for.

1. Have offspring.
2. Protect said offspring.

There is nuance which can be abstracted from these objectives but overall that's the measure of a humans value.

i guess i should have just said the afterlife, the concept of a place like valhalla is pretty common amongst all ancient peoples

>me, grug, ooga chaga
>huh huh me do fooly cooly
>me smile at user for beating pee pee on african fish catching forum

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>the lives of all your tribe might depend on this hunt
would you fail? your ancestors didnt fail

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If I believed everything a jew wrote I'd be a christian.

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pretty cool post ngl

To be fair, if you go back just 10 generations you have over a thousand ancestors, and it double with every subsequent generation.

If I were to give a very high estimate and say every ancestor reproduced at 30 years old (the vast majority were probably reproducing well before that, desu), you'd have 33 generations 1000 years ago. That's 8.5 billion people who are part of your family tree, in that generation. I you count up every person from your parents to your 31st Great-Grandparents (33 generations), that's 17 billion people.
Someone somewhere probably did something impressive.

but they all survived long enough to reproduce

Sorry, meant to quote

Would my ancestors be proud of how much I bench and how much monstergirl porn I have on my computer?
You bet they would.

>3x12 spatha curls

For almost all of human history, all men had routine violent encounters with animals (hunting, so not a real fight) and occasional violent encounters with men.

All the more reason to donate a ton of sperm at many banks around the world, travel the world and impregnate all the local women you can. Have hundreds of offspring and you win.

There is literally nothing more Jewish than denying Christ

sperm banks dont want you, they want the 6’4 harvard graduate all american athlete. just stop wearing a condom and start knocking bitches up. remember the scene from fight club when tyler durden mentions his dad starting new families was equivalent to setting up franchises? thats what we should be doing

>the Norse believed all warriors who died in combat went to Valhalla
Reminder that according to Norse myth Freyja always gets to pick the honorable half first to go to her realm of Folkvangr.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fólkvangr

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Sure, but more often than not it was your great uncle who assaulted the bridge at Ansio or rode with Marshal Ney than a linear ancestor. A lot of the ones who did the impressive shit didn't live to tell about it.

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Spoiler alert, most of our ancestors were peasants, so... yeah.

t. Dane

If you go back to the year 800 AD, your cumulative ancestors number 2 trillion.
Yeah, most of them were nobodies. But we don't remember nobodies. The great men in our heritage are remembered BECAUSE they were great. It's no wonder they seem over-represented.
It is 100% certain that someone within the last 2000 years of your family tree did something heroic.

Ancestor worship is thoroughly non-european (except for gaelic & celts)

what are you even trying to say?

Nope and they wouldn't be proud of you either, faggot. All you do is LARP on an anime image board about "muh trad lyfestyle" and "muh ancestors" yet all you do is occasionally lift and are either a wagecuck or university student.

You're such a dumb retarded faggot

projecting

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Humans are survival machines. We only have two goals we exist for.

1. Have offspring.
2. Protect said offspring.

Spoken like a true 100 IQ materialist

my ancestors weren't vikings. they were africans tribesmen who were probably oppressed and enslaved by whites.

ironically i now live in germany and have fucked dozens of white girls. so i'd say they'd be pretty proud of me.

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I don’t have any nordic ancestry

Based folkvangar poster I hope to see you there where we can bask in Freyjas unimaginable beauty

Nope. This is pretty much all trad LARPers. IT's beyond cringey and people who do this should neck themselves. Also who the fuck worships and a tree and "muh lightning god"

Just stop being such a cringey faggot for once and practice something real like catholicism.

>muh nerdic heritage
99% chance you’re a mutt living in America

nice bait

There's nothing more christian than crying that all your rhetorical opponents are on the same side against you.

>Humans are survival machines. We only have two goals we exist for.
>1. Have offspring.
2. Protect said offspring.

Spoken like a true brainlet materialist

reminder that you literally cannot be catholic unless you follow what the pope says and does 100%. so have you washed the feet of immigrants lately?

99.9999999% chance your ancestors didnt come from america, you retard

How many fucking ancestors do you think people have at that level? The likelihood that one of them was based is really high, and that's all that matters.

>muh oppression and revenge
Nobody cares about your childlike ego Tyrone Schweinhundnegger.

this, and nobody is trying to impress joe blow sheep farmer, even if he was an alright dude, you need to impress the guy who was the sole survivor of a saber tooth tiger attack, or who rallied broken forces in the crusades

Holy shit you're retarded. Papal infallibility only for a select few things. In other cases, like what the Pope says about politics or the migrant crisis is fallible. In addition, the that is why Jesus makes Peter the head of the church, to show that even they are infallible like all human beings are.

>would your ancestors be proud of you, user?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa... Just what I need before going to bed, more self-loathing.

Odin's actually done worse and Thor never did that, paganspeds are still autistic but there's no point in lying about them

Your search for meaning is neat for you and may be a net benefit for society overall but neat ideas don't necessarily continue the species user. Have as many children as you can optimally afford* and protect them until they can continue the process.

*afford physically, emotionally, spiritually(if you're into that sort of thing), etc.

think of the shit they had to put up with in life, obviously it didnt break them

they had coping mechanisms like ritual, sacrifice and lots of grooming and pure survival stops you worrying about petty psychological shit.

I'll have you know that the only records of my ancestors from the viking age one was a barrel make and the other was a candle maker

ITT: Retarded American faggots who don't even know what the fuck their ancestors did for a living three generations ago arguing about what their ancestors would think of them. If you are a christian you are certified retarded for practicing a slave religion, looking forward to death and worshiping a 5' dirty skinned faggot. The "pagans" in this thread are LARPers who participate in a fundamentally Christian society everyday (to include myself). The only way to lead a truly happy and fulfilling life is to live in connection with nature. Also either hurry up and get to being a warrior or quit talking about "muh Valhalla"

STFU mutt wh*toid
If you live in Europe today I can tell you your ancestors were pussies who stayed on the gayer continent.

All of you are talking about most likely your ancestors were farmers, but I'm certain most of the
people in this thread's dad or granddad went to some war

Absolutely fucking based.

>would your ancestors be proud of you, user? will lifting weights be enough to get into valhalla to drink from the goblet of eternal gains?

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This is the ultimate kek. Two to three, maybe even just one generation after a real fucking war fighter we're arguing on a mildly homosexual "fitness" board with guys who jerk off to cartoons.

>thats what we should be doing

Yes. It isn't what some spiritually/morally inclined people want to hear but this is actually an effective method of reproduction. Genghis Khan has extended his genetic lineage to ~16 million offspring; he won the game of life with a high score.

This post made me spit my drink out

Dangerously based and reincarnationpilled

>Glorifying the elder
hello Jew, also how convenient is this for your pathetic pseudo-religion
jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1307

>will lifting weights be enough to get into valhalla
Maybe if you die while doing bench press to your throat

I know this is bait but most tribesmen were enslaved by eachother and sold to white/jewish/arab traders

I am not a scandinavian. I go to Tuonela.

You cant build a boat and go raid the baltics and rape and steal anymore. if you could i would.

>quoting a wikipedia article
you have no idea, that folkvangr and valhall were likely the same place, it's cute

Considering my ancestors were poor, uneducated Irishmen and I am a grad student and an athlete, I’d say yes.

Cite better sources indicating that they are then

Jesus wants me to workout.

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>darkies trying to discourage the reverence of ancestry
gee i wonder why

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this
there always seems to be the narrtive of whites hunting blacks in the savannah with nets, which didn't occur, simply because it would gave been to time consuming, especially when local tribes were willing to sell one another off for litteral trinkets.
for every slave there ever was taken out of africa there was another black man who captured and sold him, sometimes directly to Europeans, most often to Arab/Berber slavers

It's in the association between freja and frigg, early norse mythology had them as the same person but then later seperated them, as well as the meaning of the word folkvangr, it's a kenning, for valhall

forgot link
youtu.be/VMrYEq_jNVs?t=1806

I for one am proud of my hardworking peasant ancestors. Manual labour is where it's at, making gains while getting paid.

Yeah, everyone knows the Greeks and Romans are thoroughly non-european.

Ill get either get shot or arrested and charged with mass homicide if i pillage and burn down a village of my enemies and hack the survivours to pieces.
Feelsbadman

Some of mine were scottish lords the others russian peasants so yeah sounds about right