What's it like to be a big fat/bearmode white dude?

Tbh I'd probably be either attracted to or envious of you.

how does a bear achieve a cute goth gf?

Gotta get into fishnets man. I remember being at an anime convention and there was this fucking enormous dude - full shaved bearmode - in goth raver gear with a cute chick on his arm.

how tall and heavy would you say he was?

I like black jeans and shirts
goth enough?

6'2, 280. He was broad but without a big belly. Big arms, but not toned.

>user completely ruined last threat with lies

Getting uncomfortably close to metal.

6'6
135kg
Ex bouncer/powerlifter
Large beard

What you wanna know?

even have the hair
to bad i don't like metal much or any popular music
but yeah black and sometimes red i consider it goth
gimme goth gf

uwu post bara tiddies

I don't know. Playing O-Line in High School was fun, and being bigger than most everyone is cool, but fat is fat, no matter how strong I am

Show me your boi pussy first.

all of you post bara tiddies NOQ

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>but fat is fat
yes goyim become a skinny twink

Eating like shit and feeling like shit

I'm not gonna skinny, skinnies are a bunch of insecure faggots.

post body or leg

even been in a fight uwu?
also do girls like you?

same but with a medium belly and medium arms
big legs though
6'1 300

k

>even been in a fight uwu?
quite a few
>do girls like you?
I occasionally would have girls throw themselves at me in a club, outside of clubs I occasionally get looks. so meh

I honestly think girls still like dadbod/bearmode though

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Forgot to mention, oldish photo... I don't have the beard in that one.

me but 4.5 inches shorter and a bit bigger gut
bout 15 pounds heavier

I've probably put on weight since I quit my job a month ago... oh well

as long as your not over 360 your good
i like to stay at 300-330

Fucking sucks, doing 1hr+ cardio daily and eating well because this is how you get an early grave, gonna try get down to 90kg by 2020

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Sat next to a guy on a plane once. He wasn't exceptionally tall, just big. In frame and flesh alike. When the plane landed, he took his paperback copy of ASOIAF and stuck it in his back pocket, and when we were at baggage claim, I saw him throw full-sized duffle over his shoulder like it was a fanny pack.

I'd never been so envious.

you lose any?
and are you chad in personality wise?

sorry op
you can make your shoulders wider with training
you might be able to achieve bear

I'm 6'3 and 260lbs and miserable. I don't get pussy or anything from it. It sucks.

I've been hit a few times, never to the ground, and never lost consciousness if that counts for anything?

Nobody really wins in a bar fight though desu... It's just who get's fucked up the least

Forgot to answer the second question.

Sometimes? I put the mask on at work, but I hated every second of it... It made me depressed, I felt like I was living 2 lives

or whoever calls it quits? i'd assume anyway
i assume chad personality wise

>Sometimes? I put the mask on at work, but I hated every second of it... It made me depressed, I felt like I was living 2 lives
that sucks
unironicly just be yourself user

>just be yourself user

It just doesn't work as a bouncer, you have to fit a certain stereotype to be even somewhat successful in the job/hired in the first place on top of having your legally required qualifications.

before I was a bouncer I did event security, that was a bit more lax, got to drive golf buggies around and punch tickets... was pretty cash money, but didn't get enough hours.

damn
unless it pays really good why not just become a security guard or something

I'd rather not spend my days being called a rent-a-cop and chasing shoplifters.

I've done this before, worked in a liquor store... was super boring, but an annoying job.

Chased an aboriginal chick down the street once for stealing our cheapest bottle of whiskey, from that day on was known as marathon man by the staff.

But I doubt I'll go back to the security industry at all, currently planning on going to university.

At least your not fuckin 5'8

>university
at least get a trade
nighttime security and you don't have to deal with any of that

>

Post your stats for us?

what just weight and height?

yeah, and profession

>and profession
why?

I wanna see if there's a correlation

186.5 cm 145kg security guard

and I was right.

Hello weight and height brother. Im trying to lose weight because being fat is just unconvenient. What about you?

>and I was right.
about what?

>being fat is just unconvenient
>unconvenient

so is being illiterate

>never made an error in his life
Ok kid

>>never made an error in his life

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5'10" 350+ pounds here.
AMA

>5'10" 350+ pounds here.
do you at least have a lot of muscle?

Buried somewhere under the fat.

reporting in.
6 feet, 4 inches, and 440 pounds.

jesus christ man, how fucked are your knees?

6ft 320 lbs here

what do you think

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>jesus christ man, how fucked are your knees?
T.kneelet
post pics

it me but slightly less fat and a less ugly peen
your peens skin looks weird

its called being uncircumcised
that shit retracts

looks painful
why do circumcised ones not do it?

literally used to be me at a mere 6'2 until i worked my ass off and lost the weight

>a mere 6'2
what

>6 foot 3 inches (4 with boots)
>330 pounds
>look like the guy in the picture
It's hard to find good clothes and accessories (hats, work gloves, watches) that fit and you wear through them fast. You're nickname becomes big [insert real name here]. People assume that you are way older than you actually are (I'm 26 and most people think I am in my 40s). Also people get easily intimidated when you get mad.
>Be me.
>Warehouse supervisor garnishes mine and 7 other coworker's incentives ($250) for bullshit made up write up because they don't want to pay up.
>Confront supervisor about it.
>Supervisor calls 2 other supervisors and a security guard into the office.
>First supervisor has to look up to make eye contact with me (I'm 6 inches taller than him) and is visibly shook.
>Other 2 supervisors won't come 6 feet of me and the security guard was at the door ready to run.
>I was irritated but I remained calm, collected and professional.
>No yelling, cussing or threatening.
When you're a big guy people overreact when it comes to confrontation and instantly assume you are going to body slam them or some shit.

>It feels like shit physically which is why I'm trying to lose weight right now.
This, I do manual labor for a living and it's rough on the knees and back.

>i get asked why don't i play football by pretty much everyone that likes football
This, I also fucking hate football and don't watch it and people assume that if you are big you love football and will ramble on and on about it.

>Nobody's ever flirted with me
You might just be socially autistic like me and don't pick up on social ques.

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How about a pic of you in a speedo or underwear?

6'2-6'3 is king of the manlets nowadays, 6'5+ is where tallness begins

t. PNW gigachad breeding grounds university

how is it hard to find accessory's? the guy in the pic should be able to wear most

i dunno i'm 6'1 and get compliments on my height by strangers
i would hate being over 6'5

imabig4u and people assume im young

>(4 with boots)
shoes don't count

>6'8"
>380lbs
It's ok I guess, but I really don't have another experience to compare it too. I don't really fit in anything properly, and it's not like anyone actually finds people like me attractive. I am also really ugly so it might be that too.

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are you shrek from shrek?
seems like it would suck being that tall

You're not wrong, anything above 6'5 is a detriment.

plenty of people would find you attractive
i think 6'-6'5 are all equally good

190 cm 140 kg ogre here

>190 cm 140 kg ogre here
post body

maximum filesize allowed is 2mb
fghhjk

185cm 115kg, fat but also have decent muscles underneath.

if you can't see the muscles at that weight ur a twink

does anyone here look like this?
i like this

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I want to be a warrior

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i don't think so
originally

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nice but wtf those are really short arms

I wish, I look more like this.

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roadhog is an absulute unit though
guy can basically stop a speeding truck with 1 hand

bump
someone remake this thread tommorow

>6'2
>260lbs
>white af

D-do I still count as a BWB (big white bear) if i meet 2/3 of your criteria? It sucks as I cant find clothes that dont make me look fat. I dunno if I look intimidating or spergy, as I'm either quiet or act unintentionally spergy in social functions.

Can i be your power bottom

It sucks. I have feminine facial features, but I'm this massive 6'2" beast. At least I'm just kinda chubby and not ultra stout, so I'm still soft and plush for other guys. I wish I could trade my height to you guys and give you my body hair too lmao