/britfeel/

You know what lad? Maybe you're right. I wouldn't say part of my life revolves around poleaboo or anything, but I do spend a bit too much time here. I think maybe it's time to give it a rest. I'm lucky enough to have a lot of time on my hands, but I also have stuff that it would benefit me more to be getting on with.

I'll "step back" for a bit, as they say on Twitter. Might check back in again in a few months.

>in b4 "see you tomorrow lad"

See you this evening Gordon.

the average britfeel poster

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>Inb4 this is an elaborate plot so we don't suspect future LARPs of being you.

Good luck lad, we'll definitely all be here when you check back in a few months down the line

haha where did you find this pic of me m8?

Don't know why people still get hyped for pokemon. They are games made for kids and objectively bad rpgs if you're an adult.

>there'll probably be a constant heatwave from april to september again
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Its been raining here today and isn't as warm as the last few days so I am happy.

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feel a compulsion to wank

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it's not actually been that hot in glasgow, it's actually been quite cold especially in the mornings
still, i can't wait for the 20 litres of sweat a day and being unable to sleep

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someone asked me yesterday if there'd be more dream pop, and the answer is yes

>tfw no still no qt emily wickersham gf

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>order 30 craft beers for my dads 60th
>finalise payment
>see pic related

fuck sake lads its going to come all smashed up with glass everywhere

should've just went out and bought them

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Where the helI is everyone?

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She looks ill lad

Tell me where the swiper is or Moosey gets it.

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the dentist stole the swiper while you were out

>weekday
>2:31pm
Where do you think?

It's good to see Moni embrace himself as a pedo rapist paki celebrity.

the people upstairs took it

Dickhead just made me spit out my tea laughing

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imagine having a wife and kids. how mental would that be

LADS ITS TIME FOR A LEFFE-O CLOCK

smells of bonfire outside and its seeping into my bedroom ree

Good morning lads just woke up, time to wank.

Just me burning some evidence lad, won't be long

saw a load of hardy boys book in a charity shop, didn't know they were well known over here

Not a lazy neet. Just a lazy wage slave who took a sick day.

Based back to the future mum
Me too till I saw you

Cancel order and get him a fleshlight instead of poncey beers

slow thread today lods

do you think if you had telekinesis you could wank using it

don't need to

girls technically massage your penis with their voice when you hear them anyway

i actually dont get it; why are there so many amateur nudes on the web? are people that skanky or just idiots?

You'll probably find they're patreon thots doing it for money

Think of /ourtilde/ everytime I'm in Shrewsbury, hope he's doing well

the state of this fucking world ao much money is wasted on buying sex and nakedness. sick fucking world. this is why we are going in the gutter. we dont need this shit.

Nice one Travis

I just dont get it. men act like chimps at the hint of a pair of mediocre tits. OOGA BOOGA. disgusting and a waste of resources. the liberalisation of sex has turned a shit world into a shitter one.

>The state of you lazy NEET bastards edition
Oh
Britfeel is full of neets?
The threads are usually slow.
Then how long are some of you guys neeting it up for here now? August 2015 here. Think im depressed.

Did u know Nancy drew is a Hardy boys spin off

no the sun's coming out. user start rain dancing again

>how long have you been NEET

Since Monday - day 4 so far.

I'd like to start arranging my holiday but I can't without tying up my business administration loose ends. I've procrastinated all day.

Woman smears menstrual blood on her face to show periods are 'beautiful' and 'powerful'

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Can anyone recommend a good holiday destination that's cheap as fuck?
I want cheap drink and cheap cigarettes over the summer

I've procrastinated all day. Now all I want to do is get pissed and commission a vegetable chowmein (w/large chips) Chinese takeaway.

jaywick

2014 January lod

Skeggy or Malta

ibeefer

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>website owners make their site practically unusable with the amount of fucking ads
>they wonder why people are using adblock

think the lad who works in the post office might be a ftm tranny. he's so feminine and his shoulders are so narrow

I remember one time when I went to a Chinese takeaway that I was unfamiliar with.

I requested a vegetable chowmein and the reaction was was like no one had ever ordered that before. Chinawoman asked me to clarify the order twice with a puzzled look on her face, she then started pointing frantically to the vegetable chowmein option on the menu - '151? 151? 151??'. Yes I want a fucking chowmein with vegetables, I.E. NO FUCKING MEAT.

>Based back to the future mum
what do you mean?

Siri looks like Mrs.McFly

29 year old khv. never had a bird interested in me AMA

Taiwan is really cheap once you actually get there. The problem is the cheapest airfare you can get is about 400 bongs.

>youtube.com/watch?v=uFbsHUkPJTo
unironically good editing to be fair

not a question, just want to say WAHEYYYY YOU BIG SMELLY VIRGIN

How's it going or what are your reasons for that?

need to get out of the habit of wiping my mouth on my sleeve lads

>tfw want to rewatch TTGL again now
Very jealous of those that got to watch it when it was airing.

when are you getting kicked out of your room lad?

>getting kicked out of your room
>when

I'm not.

Getting comfy and watching that JRE Alex Jones episode. Second one I've ever watched, the only other being the first Alex one desu. He's really entertaining desu.

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thanks for the raindance lad, got a nice drizzle and the new water butt is filling up nicely

Just had my assessment back and confirmed I'm not autistic. Don't know how to feel. Still don't have any friends I guess.

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I was listening to it earlier. Absolutely mental what he's going on about.
Would recommend playing this in the background.
youtube.com/watch?v=2uKxEoQQiSQ

I unironically should start posting on reddit. Too many kids on 4chab, most posters seem to be in the 18-21 age range.

SOOOOOO PRETTYYYYYY
SOOOOOO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SOOOOOO PRETTYYYYYY
SOOOOOO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AND PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE, PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE
DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

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Just done it now, should be grey soon hopefully

>Just had my assessment back and confirmed I'm not autistic. Don't know how to feel. Still don't have any friends I guess.

why did you think you were autistic in the first place. what are your symptoms. who conducted the test. describe the assessment process. why did you end up taking an autism test. are you being assessed for any other developmental or mental health issue. kthx

Lads can I just go into an estate agents and say "yes ma'am I would like to rent this place"? Or do I need to book an appointment.

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His ability to paint a picture for people to easily grasp during his ravings is commendable.

new track on soundcloud if anyone cares

very comfy song here lads, fits perfectly with this grey weather youtube.com/watch?v=yfYDBZgqD3g&index=20&

Yeah you can walk in, make sure somebody is free to serve you though

any other doomers here?

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>let's totally ruin a fantastic song by needlessly slowing it down

Yes blud

>needlessly

that's your opinion

and it's not merely slowed down.

It's the correct opinion and it's fucking dogshit.

This is legitimately bad

Can you slow it down for us mate that's how I prefer my songs

My anti-depressants are making my left arm tremble like fuck occasionally (LIKE RIGHT NOW) making it impossible to play piano and I told my Paki doctor and he was just like "haha okay bro" FUCK

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err mate could you speed that up please so it matches all my favourite pop songs

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to die by your side:(
i miss you

>in 7 hours it'll be March

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whats it like being on anti depressants? i always assumed it was kind of like a magic pill that makes you normal and eventually i'd get prescribed them and finally be happy
but apparently it just makes you numb and apathetic? which i've already become

I'm not but I think a lot of songs sound better with the pitch lowered