post up faggots
Fresh /fph/ bread
Parker Sanchez
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Joseph Taylor
Anthony Evans
Evan Robinson
Jayden Nguyen
Cameron Gonzalez
I love all these dumbass non-Korean youtubers doing mukbang and getting fat without realizing that most Korean mukbang video makers are probably throwing it all up after the video. Sure there's some who either eat appropriately afterward to offset the calories or work out, but most are probably just purging it.
Jose Johnson
Benjamin Hernandez
Nikocado is perfect, leave him alone ;_;
Charles Carter
As if her giant ass didn't give it away. You'd have to be an idiot to fall for that anyway.
Robert Perry
>25 gallon of oil
>6400 tbsp
>13.5g per tbsp
>86,400g of fats
>777,600kcal
what
Kevin Miller
someone needs to get him lifting weights, he's living the dream permabulk life
Justin Young
>people will watch 30 minutes of a dude eating fast food
wtf
Matthew Campbell
Mukbang is for loners who want to feel like they are eating dinner with someone. Its akin to those female attention videos where you pretend the girl in the video is your girlfriend.
Alexander Gutierrez
what's this from?
Noah Miller
>people
Adrian Reyes
Wrong.
Hunter Lewis
Thomas Walker
To hell with this fatass lisping faggot. I hope his heart explodes and he dies.
Matthew Kelly
ive learned the tricks of fattys on tinder. Never see their neck, thick clothes, tits propped, dog filters. Just swipe left on anyone that doesnt have a full body picture
Jaxon Baker
Luke Stewart
Austin Parker
Jayden Davis
Isaac Gomez
is this faggot ftm? something is off about "his" face and i can't quite place it
Isaac Sullivan
*eats ur pokemon*
Lincoln Sanchez
>when your calling card is a poptart
Cooper Russell
Eli Anderson
Damn, I'm really doing ALL the work.
Nicholas King
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Benjamin Bailey
Last one I have for now. Hope everyone enjoyed.
Asher Gray
>It's akin to those female attention videos where you pretend the girl is your girlfriend
H-haha yeah, who would ever watch those lmao..
Easton Bell
totes would tho
Anthony Ross
Jeremiah Miller
Ryan Richardson
Daniel Harris
Unironically good costume
William Reyes
>liked by chairbreaker
William Flores
Cameron Cox
David Watson
Matthew Sullivan
Getting rid of shame was the death knell of western civilization
Daniel James
pls nuke us russia
Elijah Ross
James Taylor
Well she is exercising
Andrew Peterson
>bodybuilding is for aesthetics, not function and is a waste of resources
>eating to be morbidly obese is not a waste of resources
>muh functional strength
>muh scripted survival show
>muh hunter gatherers were obese like me
Legitimately delusional. I'm speechless.
Andrew Scott
Oliver Phillips
would smash
Ethan Wilson
Joseph Thompson
Soon, brother.
Ryan Green
yeah, and their goblin hands never lie
Chase Morales
Gastric lavage
That or he dead
Alexander Russell
>liked by chairbreaker
Caleb Gonzalez
Keto fags, when will they learn
Robert Ortiz
I honestly think this is almost healthy.
When I was a fattie fat fattie, I used "negative self talk" as a supplement to keep from having to change. It was OK that I was fat because at least I hated myself and called myself a fat ugly retard every day.
Being able to look at yourself and say: "wow, I need to lose 30 pounds/work on my thighs or arms" is vastly better than "IM A FAT DISGUSTING MESS" and comfort eating a pint of ice cream.
If you convince yourself you fat your body, you're not going to do fuck all to make it stronger or healthier.
She's probably gonna make the kid a fat-let though. Many such cases!
Asher Walker
Dirtiest bulk ever
Matthew Gomez
Liam Turner
>I honestly think this is almost healthy
Maybe in burgerland
Wyatt Bailey
I read this one four times and it's making my head hurt. Is the "author" saying that if some one tells me that lung cancer (a health outcome) is primarily a result of my smoking cigarettes (a lifestyle behaviour) that that's "calsplaining"? Or is this just in reference to fatties and food?
John Brooks
They spend so much shit on clothing and makeup to dress like the character they want to cosplay as, but they won't just avoid eating so that can actually look like them.
Ayden James
It's really not that hard to keep your waist to hip ratio below 1. What the fuck is wrong with people.
Josiah Brooks
>tfw want to send all these fph memes to people, but all my friends are fat.
Ian Reed
Yes that’s what it’s saying but also in reference to food as well
Jaxon Parker
>I just want bulking advice
James Gonzalez
>I stay asleep.
Carson Bailey
It's shit like this that makes me glad I ditched all social media almost a decade ago.
Dominic Evans
>milk under $2/gallon
>eggs under $1/dozen
>chicken under $1/lb
>veggies under $2/lb
Tell me again how eating healthy is more expensive than eating a $5 fast food meal 21+ times a week?
Benjamin Powell
>Both lactose intolerant and allergic to milk
>Allergic to eggs
>Allergic to other "important" things that i should be eating on daily basis.
I have to buy the fucking overpriced milk for vegans because if I dont ill choke with the chicken i would eat afterwards. At least the chicken is fucking cheap.
Andrew Gomez
>Queen of Heart Attacks & Jack of Plates
Tyler Lewis
That half-breed hybrid in the frame. Pure pottery.
Nathan Davis
I was about to ask about how does it feel to be genetic garbage, but then I remembered the bit about throwing glass pots and kettles in black houses.
John Murphy
Hunter White
I had a discussion like this with a friend many months ago.
Ironically the fat fucks spend tons of money and effort on costumes to overcompensate, and the Stacy's tend to put fairly little effort in (generally).
Occasionly you do get to see the pure gem of a fat fuck in a horribly done costume and its hilarious.
Lincoln Hernandez
It could be worse, i cant eat shit but at least im not on Reddit. And it has a cure
Owen Wilson
Routine for those arms?
Brayden Carter
Possible but he might just be a doughy basedboy
Chase Perry
Anyone have that image likening fat fetishism to pedophilia? Swear to God I thought it was a naked baby from the thumbnail.
Christopher Perez
Does anyone have this GIF but it's been turned into one of those fashwave memes? I've seen it before and I know it's out there.
Ethan Wright
Nailed it.
Julian Morales
Looks like scrambled eggs, what the fuck.
Grayson Adams
based wrong poster.
Jaxon Ward
Sam's been eating well.
Isaac Thompson
based
Brandon Ward
He's LARPing as a pirate and probably has legit scurvy.
Austin Howard
Four 4s, AVAST!
Bentley Johnson
>that fat and her tits are still tiny
lmao
Asher Gray
I know it's out there. I've spent all day scouring the fucking archives. Anyone else know the image I'm talking about? I didn't phase out of reality, did I?
James Davis
N A M E
Levi Jackson
i swear on my mother this nickado guy is pulling the greatest art performance in history, everything about his videos is dripping with satire and parody, and he acts and talks so ridiculously, and he's so un-self aware - but at the same time he's actually a virtuoso with the violin
i genuinely think he's destroying his body in order to design this massive, long time post-post-post ironic troll
Isaac Phillips
Henry Diaz
>queerly a thor
wut
Lincoln Martin
he plays the violin? wtf
truly human beans are an enigma
Joshua Baker
Please tell me that its him who is saying that shit on the bottom of the pic, i need that to be him i would make me feel like there is still hope in this world
Thomas Lewis
Nolan Richardson
youtube.com
he does, and personally, i'd say masterfully enough that there is actually no possible way he can be that good with such an instrument, but still be such a fucking retard
Cooper Garcia
wow, Im trying to figure out where the strokes end
Wyatt Baker
they dont watch cringebang compilations while fasting
Hudson Thompson
Mirin those neck gains
Eli Carter
>youtube.com
that was some decent playing
>actual video starts
I am reminded that man is a fallen animal
Carson Perry
Eat what you are currently eating just in bigger quantities until you hit your desired point breh
Sebastian Gutierrez
he was on something crzyeyes