Stomach growling while fasting

Besides black coffee, what can we do to avoid this? Fucking embarrassing in public

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consistency

leave a spare 100kcals in your daily intake, and then just eat as many raw carrots and cucumber as you can physically stomach. sure it isn't enjoyable, but it adds virtually no kcals and gives you a bunch of vitamins n shit, and raw veg takes ages to digest so it'll stay in your stomach for a while and massively kill your hunger

eat

BAd advice as you will not stay in ketosis or autophagy like that

>black coffe in a fasting stomach
I got gastritis just by reading this, I swear you fucking retards never fail to impress me

I'm sure dousing your stomach acid in more acidic liquid will help stomach discomfort, right?

Eat fiber. If you've got money to burn you can use fiber pills otherwise buy the powdered stuff. Tastes like garbage though. Psylium is probably the cheapest and most well known since it only costs $5-$10 per 500g.

>starving yourself and telling your body to keep the fat and burn the muscle
never gonna make it

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who said anything about keto?
>staying in autophagy
broscience, kcals in kcals out/iifym still applies like always genius

>Coffee promotes gastro-oesophageal reflux
Yea, thx for proving my point

>GERD and GI are the same thing
Based retard

This is what works for me, 500g of mixed greens. Also has made my skin look fuckin fantastic.

My point stood, it's bad for your gut, asshole

>eat own waste matter
>collect tapeworms
>???
>profit

>broscience
Do broscientists have PHDs and go on the Joe Rogan show?

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Take some fat rips of the vape my brother

mommy
Just drink more water also nobody can hear your growling tummy

>mommy
?

I need a geek autist doctor gf

Water

What if i fast for spiritual reasons, dipshit

Bros, the first time i did intermittent fasting this happened to me and a cutie seating next to me in class offered me some jerky

I just “n-no, thank you”, should i have accepted the jerky and make a convo??

>qt3.14159 sense the audible loss of your gains and offers you high protein sustenance to keep up MPS
>autistically denies it
You fucked up bro

Just keep fasting and it will go away

based

Nearly no calorie food shirataki noodles and mushrooms just fill your stomache with fiber.

I wonder how many retards believe this and mainly where it started

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>Besides black coffee, what can we do to avoid this?
STOP EATING COMPLETLY YOU FAG!
No coffee, no sugar no nothing except water from 8pm to 4pm you ass inhaling faggot!

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