Why couldn't a powerlifter defeat a chimp?
Chimps are very small, and not especially fast. You're telling me a 6ft+ powerlifter with a 600lbs+ squat and 700lbs+ deadlift couldn't just front kick the chimp right in it's face?
I think pic related would have absolutely destroyed a chimp.
Why couldn't a powerlifter defeat a chimp?
Isaac Morales
Eli Morales
RIP konstantinov btw
also, lol there is no way a human could defeat a chimp, they are extrenely powerfull its insane, its not like they have strenght, they are just powerfull as hell, if they had a 50 kg dumbell on their hands they would toss it for a few meters
i work in a zoo and i have seen a gibbon attacking a vietnam veteran and the oldman peed himself
Isaiah Brooks
What?
Levi Jackson
Have you seen how strong a chimp is?
Nathaniel Wilson
imagine being so stupid you couldn't understand OP
Evan Price
Chimpanzee are 2 to 4 times stronger than a human of equal weight. You might be able to fool him into thinking you're stronger than him and make him run away but if he has it in his mind to fuck you up, ain't nothing you can do about it.
Logan Evans
Shiiiiiieeeeet, I didn't know he died. God damn it, rest in piece, KK
Owen Gonzalez
I wonder if it's the same autist posting the same threads every week
Evan Reed
>chimps not very fast
Lmfao. Oh boy. That's what you'll think until suddenly they've chewed your genitals off to prevent you from being a reproductive competitor and then begin eating your face off.
Humans also have a natural hesitance to commit violence. You can argue around this all you want but by the time you consider violence to be the appropriate solution the chimp will have instinctually made up its mind microseconds ago and begun its assault.
Could some roided up roid rage strongman stand toe to toe with a chimp? Maybe. But he'd probably be grievously injured.
Jeremiah Smith
this, also these niggas gonna bite your testicles and throat off
an average man probably deadlifts 80 kg
a chimp is 4 times stronger so 80x40 is 320
anyway a 320 kg deadlift will do nothing against a chimp because its their arms and bite whats deadly on them
Ryder Baker
yes he got killed but noone revealed who killed him
probably fought a chimp
Samuel Williams
Summer Jow Forums sucks. How many "bber/powerlifter/mma fighter vs some kind of ape" threads have there been this week. At least 5.
Sage and kys you'reself, OP.
Benjamin Morales
kek why is fit so obsessed with fighting apes LMAO
Joshua Clark
Eli Walker
These threads are year round, you'd know that if you weren't a newfag. Fuck off back to your lookism/incel/tinder convo thread faggot.
Xavier Wood
mike tyson at 1986 was perfect, mike tyson then got bigger and slower and worse fighter
Thomas Garcia
Jamie, pull up that audio of the chimp ripping off the lady's face
Matthew Gutierrez
People vastly overestimate chimp strength. They are stronger pound for pound, but they are also much smaller. A strong man who knows how to fight could 100% beat one. But he might lose his balls in the process
Brandon James
>4 times stronger
google.ca
Try 1.5 per pound. At about 100lbs, a 150lb man should be stronger. Combined with the worse reach and disadvantage of being so light, someone who could kick properly would ruin one
Andrew Perry
Whoever gets dubs will go to a zoo and fight a chimp and report back.
Carson Lopez
Chimpfags destroyed
Jayden Campbell
Mike Tyson could kill a chimp though, you'd want at least silverback level killing power