Genetic lottery/ways you lost at life

For me
>deviated septum that caused disgusting sniffling and mouth breathing which in turn stunted my facial growth
>big moobs. People who were fatter than me had smaller tits
>ginger with freckles

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>be me
>born with a fucked brain

>tall 6'3
>white
>chad hair on head and beard
>weird forward mouth
>end up looking like a monkey
So close to being chad but yet so far

>born with the hairline of a 40 year old man
I kid you not, my temples were entirely receded by age 4

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>5'3
>tiny hands feet
>can't grow beard its just 3 blonde hairs so I cut it
>baby faced
I still got a 6 inch peepee so that is kinda of a win in my book

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>wide hips and lot of my fat naturally goes to my thighs
>big ass also
Look like women from back
I also have a really ugly nose and One eye has an epicanthic fold.

>5'11"
>nappy head hair thanks to mom (though im grateful for her giving me a big dicc), could've have straight hair from my father
>long natural nails despite being a male (if i dont cut them within 2-3 weeks)
>8inch pp (been told its too big)
>only able to breathe through one nostril at a time
>have a big ass and wide hips (kids question my gender when im out for a run, got my ass squeezed in the locker room in hs, attract faggots left and right despite being straight)
>head shaped like an alien

>big head
>dark circles under eyes my whole life
>fat cheeks
>balding
>hair started to gray at 14 anyway
>ears stick out
>diagnosed autism (thanks mommy)

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become a trap user

>balding
>somewhat large hook nose
>weak chin
im halfway to merchant man

>tfw not smart
If I was smarter, life would have been 10x better.
My life turned to shit because I suck at everything and can't into self learning and discipline

>8 inch dick
>4.3 inch girth

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born with this shit

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>171 cm
>receding hairline
>can't grow full beard

Started balding at 16
Weirdly curved penis

We ate NOT doing this again!

why? you've got the perfect proportions. can I see your body? ;)

If it makes you feel any better, Im a 5'1 spic

Almost normal
>5"10', tall for being Greek
>good facial features
>average dick
>nice hair
>bear build, 210 pounds
However
>cannot control the tone or volume of my voice whatsoever, I go from happy shouting to angry mumbling mid-sentence. So, denominated as an autist by society
It does not take much, unfortunately. Thankfully, I am planning to learn sign-langusge and go on living as a fake deaf or mute individual, which would probably be better.

>Beardlet
>Girthlet
>Aspergers
>Babyface

>shit eyesight, have to wear glasses
>tiny hands, they're as small and soft as the hands of a 10 year old kid
>cowlick on hair
The hands bother me the most, I hate going out in public because of it.

>racemixed so deformed mutant face
>no other reality where I am a handsome white dude minority girls want to get fucked by

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>Be 20
>6'0 with built surfer bod
>hair buzzed and slight stubble
>6" dick

>fucking pie r squared ass head with overbite KILL ME

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Dude wtf is that

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>5head
>high hairline
>long face
>kinda big nose and kinda small lips make each other look worse

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>jawlet
>big potato nose
>freakish full lips
>5'6
I look like a ugly tiny nigger and I'm white.

6'3
white clear skin
grey hair
green eyes (rarest type)
weightlifting
big chin
can grow beard
full lips, not too big
symmetrical face

7 inch cock

2 inch dick
Orgagnigal

>cowlick on hair

That's easily fixed retard faggot

>balding, have long hair and look more like an ex-con with each passing day
>might possibly have a unibrow, I never let it grow enough to see
>might or might not have depression, the actual kind

I'm lucky I got my teeth corrected.

Things I can live with:
>great big Neanderthal skull
>round face
>rosy cheeks, so I looked sunburned or blushing all the time
>slipping over my words


I'm at least big and tall so I come off as scary.

>6'5 from based norwegian x german genes
>have gotten compliments on my eyes
>can eat whatever and still be thin
>not a bad face, save for the persistent eye bags, slightly large nose and history with acne
>thin up top at 22, will likely end up bald like brother, dad, his dad, but i can grow facial hair so i got that going for me
>was a legit sperg when i was a kid but developed into a schizoid
>bad acne as a teen destroyed my skin, my face ended up alright but my shoulders and whole back now makes shirtlessness practically impossible unless ripped, not to mention some self harm
same, when i was young a few kids in school would ask about it and i became very shy about it, which in turn made me adopt a bent over, shoulder forward posture im only recently correcting.
the only other method to hide a pectus excavatum is to work out and get mad pecs and hope its okay. essentially im sentenced to acquire mass to become attractive tortured chad
its a thing with how your ribcage forms, sometimes with excess material peaking in or out. its not harmful physically unless you get a really shitty inward one and you may struggle breathing.

>Vitiligo
>short
>mentally ill
>Brown

I have hardcore facial asymetry and probably inherited some autism from my dad.

Not him but your only realistic solution is drowning your hair in water every time you go out or using some faggy product. Both suck.

I resorted to using hair wax personally.
Not him or him

Forgot to add, Jon Jones tier perma angry brows make me unapproachable, overhear people saying I look scary and mad

I no longer like using stuff because of money, time and possible hair loss. And I know how to fix it with current hairstyle but it's still something shitty. Albeit very minor.

>Have an incredibly long and thin neck
>body is like a cylinder
>broad shoulders
>thin arms, they don't build muscle
>5'10" but my neck makes up >10% of my height

>Black
>Dicklet 5 inches i think
>Fat and balding
>Aggressive genes not just the black ones
>Family history of addictive traits and mental issues

Told my mom to just put some life insurance on me im going to die first thats just how it is

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>green eyes
>White and fair haired
>Strong chin
>Strong frame
deformed ears, manlet, bad acne no matter what I do, 5" dick, handlet, Jew nose, possibly autistic and Crohn's disease. FML

>6'1
>glorious head of hair
>fantastic hazel eyes with gold around the center
life's good robots

>5'11
>Built
>Blonde hair/ blue eyes
>beard/bodyhair by 16
>strong jawline

idk op

Yet your on Jow Forums...Really makes you think

this is my Jow Forums break

>average height
>grew up fat
>lost weight
>have full beard now
>small business owner
>decently charismatic

Pretty much turned my life around from being an annoying ugly fat kid

Ok now I know you're larping as Aryan masterrace for sure

Ginger, 6'4 and deaf. Having redhead and deaf is worst thing ever happened to me, they don't care about how tall i am Because of fucking deaf.

>tall 6'7"
>bulging discs, herniated one a few months ago
>tfw have the back of a 40 y/o construction worker at 24

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>>jawlet
>>big potato nose
>>freakish full lips
'6
>I look like a ugly tiny nigger and I'm white.
>I look like a ugly tiny nigger and I'm white
>and I'm white
>Americans

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