Wake up

Use the strength to crush my own skull in

Pass the torch to Martins and Mateusz

>ECA stack until shredded

mog manlets

pray to become a manlet so that way my cronic joint pain and quality of life can be improved plus living 20 years more

>b-but m-muh cope

jk I'm sure he has one more win in him if he can keep himself in one piece

Start smashing the skulls of the assclowns that loaded a bunch of extra weight on my yoke in the heat, injuring me at the start of WSM.

Martins, Matty K, and Novikov are the future, but I think Bjornsson’ll be the guy to beat for a few years, especially at heavier contests.

Ow my foot

Go to the airport, stand in the middle of a terminal and disrobe. Get into a half squat with heavy anterior pelvic tilt. Begin milking my cock straight down, like a cow. Up and down up and down, greasing the neurological groove, generating world class force, but gentle on the shaft, none of those rumors of isolateral nerve damage, I am the king. When it's time to make sperm for the nice travelers, I unleash my personal ragnarok, an unbroken black turd the size of a rolling pin, screaming, stimulating my prostate from deep within, high calorie feces filling the eyes and noses of the onlookers. Only then will I begin to pick up my clothes from the floor and slink off in shame. I was and will be again a strong man, this is not who I am I think.

my wife

get a new chair for start

stand by guys that are under 6 feet tall

Start fapping. See what I'm working with down there.

Kill some children. Rape a woman. Then smash her head in.

Rip the front seat of from my Renault Clio and drive from back seat.

Cut

Why are massive lifters like this guy so fucking fat. His body weight must be 30% fat. He has no definition

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Clen until 10%. Stay between 10-12%

Rape somebody, murder their children, then smash their head in, like this!

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>Check PRs
>fap
>eat
>fuck

I would fucking rest. He's just done the WSM with a torn plantar fascia and came in 3rd!

>have to get new sized everything

god damn it

I want to see if I can really explode a guy's skull in my hands.
I figure probably not so what I'll do is start with a baby and work my way up to work out where exactly it stops being possible.

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Send some if his strongman and sponsorship dosh to my account before I wake up back in my real body. Also fuck my real body while in thor.

find a 4.11ft, 18 year old chick with a giant muscle strongman fetish and fuck the absolute living shit out of her 4 times in a row whilst roaring like a lion and lift her 7ft in the air against the wall and eat her pus.

Look at his penis

>wake up
>you are now grizzly

what do you do?

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Walk

Start bulking until i create my own gravity

Lift heavy and throw the barbell on the floor because why not?

lift the heaviest thing I can above my head and just let it free fall onto my neck

Will I still have to do the same absurd amount of effort that he does to be this massive?

Think about it for a second and then tell me:
Why wouldn't you?

wow, based

I guess my plantar fascia is torn, so I spend a few hours rolling around the floor in pain and break shit with my bare hands.

Ten sets of zercher screams.

retard

Because an adult male weighs at least 200kg.

Because this is an hypothetical scenario, and I can't think of anything I can do when I probably spend 2 hours training daily and the rest of the time stuffing my face and stretching my gut

>wake up
>I'm the mountain
>travel to Japan
>be the mountain in Japan
>scare people with my strength and size
>be worshipped as the living embodiment of strength
>bang only the biggest, tallest women in Japan

>bang only the biggest, tallest women in Japan
lolwut?
Why would you want this?
Tall women are the manlets of women

dem legs man

To breed a small army of Ultra-Japs that would rise to power within Japanese society while owing ultimate loyalty to me. I would repeat this process in every country I visited until my seed is spread far and wide and my sons and daughters controlled all political, financial, military and entertainment spheres. With all global leaders now part of my bloodline, I could unite humanity and lead us to claim our destiny among the stars.

go to the gym wearing this.

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Burn the riverlands

Jack off

lift

youtube.com/watch?v=xBtqc8tpugU

I have torn plantar fascia

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stop doing drugs so I can live past the age of 50

Woah

For Der Norf

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GL to your manlet sons they’re gonna hate you

have crippling headaches and drink opium milk like it's water

I rape PTP

Horatio?

Like The Mountain or the actor? If the former probably kill myself because he has horrible migraines.

check my penis and enrol myself into gay porn, as a bottom

Stop taking steroids and hope I don't get a heart attack before 35