Job hunt

The memes are real. I am so glad I didn't go to college.

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>Faxing

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I had to do it a couple times when I worked in a tax prep office. I'm still gonna apply to this shit, it's just that I probably won't get it cause some desperate fuck with a bachelors will be willing to work for 34k a year.

Seriously, I should just go work at McDonalds, fuck it.

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Only a retarded neet that failed high school could think this shitpost proves anything.

Because I see this shit constantly. Work for 12 dollars an hour out of high school. I could get a job like that with the bullshit experience i have right now.

Seriously, why even try? You waste thousands on a college degree to get work for 18 dollars an hour? Why fucking bother.
If you aren't getting 60k or at least on a fast track to that much, you fucking wasted your time. Not everyone gets to have a scholarship. Someone has to pay for this shit.

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Seriously, my old job was better than this shit. Never should have quit. But then, it sucked ass too. "Yeah you need to be available the whole week but you only get 20 hours because fuck you." All because of Obama who whoever put the health insurance mandate in for full-time employees. Fuck USA.

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>All because of Obama
Good goy. Clearly it's not the poor wittle employers fault for doing this in the first place, it's the big bogeyman government!

Why would they want to hire multiple part-time employees rather than one dependable full-time employee who will then be less likely to quit because he actually makes a living on it?

Shut the fuck up.

>working in the private sector
>2019

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I tried to get a govt job, as a tax clerk in some city office. I've worked before doing tax preparation and even was told to supervise people older than me who had been there longer. I filled out the application and dropped it off, called 2 times wondering (waited a week between each) and was told each time the HR hadn't looked at them yet. 14 bucks an hour and they probably expected me to have a bachelor's / associate's degree.

Fuck it. When my dad gets sick of my presence and kicks me out, I'll just put my .380 behind my ear. Fuck contributing to society.

u know theres cheap online colleges to get your bachelors in? also u know about FAFSA grants?

>FAFSA
Yeah except I can't get any of that.
>cheap online colleges
Yeah and how many of them are accredited? If I'm paying 10k for shit I could probably learn off of YouTube, it had better be accredited.

all of those qualifications are easy to say you have if you've held a real job for a bit
the 'education' part at the top is also ezpz for most people

Anyway, whats the best site to look at jobs on? I've been mostly on indeed but started looking at Glassdoor but it's mostly high-level shit I could never get.

there's lots of regulations and overhead other than that health-insurance crap that only apply to full-timers. Also its easier to just give fewer hours to part timers if you happen to need less this week. In addition to it being easier to give one of them more if someone quits or something. Basically they more often want flexibility over dependability.

also it's a McJob. They assume as a matter of course that employees aren't going to be particularly dependable whether they're full or part time.

Most of that shit I could do in my sleep.
>the education at the top is ezpz for most people
I didn't know that the majority of Americans had a bachelor's degree.

I used to manage food service. The excuse they always gave was "we don't want you to lose enthusiasm working too much" except I lost a lot more enthusiasm working a constantly-rotating faggot-ass schedule. I'm so glad I quit honestly, it was a fun job but everything around it was shit. I couldn't give less of a fuck about most of my coworkers either, I made one friend there the rest were fucking faggots.

do they not? less than 50% of my high school class didn't go to college.
I obtained a college degree from a main public university, while skipping 80% of my classes.
getting a degree is easy if you aren't fucking stupid

I've recently realized that I'm going to have to start my own little business. It could be anything. A vape shop, a photography studio, anything. At least I'd work for myself.

if a shitty job requires a bachelors degree what do you think you're going to get with your diploma

only 30% of the population has a bachelors

The bottom rung of college graduates have to rely on job ads to get employment so it's natural that the advertised jobs are a complete joke. That's bottom rung in terms of networking, not grades.

>You waste thousands on a college degree to get work for 18 dollars an hour?
Jesus christ this feel. I have so many recruiters hitting me up only offering 16-18... I have a BS in something "in demand". Best I've gotten in two years of trying is 22/hour and I still think that's shit since I went over 50k into debt for this bullshit.
I should just blow my brains out.
Since graduating I've spend half the time unemployed because I only get temp jobs for like 3 months then get dumped on my ass for 2 months...

then the bottom 70% of america is fucking stupid.
work at walmart until you can earn enough to afford a piece of paper.
what's wrong with an a decent workplace wanting to sift out lazy/stupid people?

watch this. you ready?
*breathes in*

just start your own business bro

I should go to graduate school. The Job I now have is boring.

Experience counts for more than the degree in a lot of cases. Unless the LD specifically says bachelor's "required", if you have the experience, apply. I just accepted an offer for a $30/hr job with great benes and lots of PTO because I have relevant experience and I'm a great interviewee. No degree. Work on your resume and your interview skills, it helps immensely.

>if you want to get a job just get a job bro
thanks, asshat

Hey man, if you don't want to take advice and continue to be a basement-dwelling loser all your life, don't post on a thread about getting a job. Fucktard.

I'm not even OP and I've had jobs before. But FUCK. YOU. YOU NORMIE FUCKING RETARD SHITFORBRAINS. lololoollll bro just like get a job then you can get a job!!! jus tb urself

Might be a medical office. Fax machines...they're like roaches.

>work at walmart
You will never be able to afford a degree working at Walmart you stupid fucking nigger.

Fuck networking.

>ivy league cs degree
>top tier silicon valley job
>m7 mba
>now working on wall street
>still an asian-american manlet
>literally no social interaction with women outside of work or family
>even then I can tell they are repulsed by my mere presence
>none as in none, as if I were actually invisible
a-a-a-at least I can afford sex tourism

>tfw I make $45/hr

Feels good man. Too bad women still hate me.

COPE
HAHHAHA WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

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Why is it cope? I fucking quit college after getting an A in every class I took because I saw the kinds of shitty jobs that were out there and didn't give a fuck about finishing the degree.

i bet champ. i bet the dean personally gave you $100 and let you bang his daughter while the football team clapped

doing what you retard? Tell us.

Cool. It's not that hard to get As in college classes, certainly easier than fucking the dean's daughter. Kys.

why ask? it's always software engineering

It takes a special kind of socially retarded idiot to pass up easy credentials. Maybe you can pass a google interview, there was that one guy on here who got a gig at facebook without any college. Sure isn't going to be a cakewalk like fucking your way through college

>tfw will make ~$230/hr in 4 years
feels good lads
should've done med you poorfags haha

>will
I have never seen anyone even CLAIMING to be a doctor on Jow Forums

Retard you think fax isn't still a thing? Bank documents get faxed every day because it's more secure than emailing routing info

Dude going to college helps with job prospects. Having a college degree and a linkedin profile is such a good thing for job hunting.

I literally get emails like once every few weeks offering me a job.

He literally posted a direct reason why the government requires "white employers" to do it

t qualified accountant. I had one interview in the past year and the bitch sussed out I was a robot and started asking me loads of questions about how I would get on with coworkers and difficult situations I had with people. I'm trying not to be a neet but it's impossible now unless you are some hyper socialised chad.

well believe it or not there's a little bit of everyone in here
finishing up M4 moving onto residency
hoping for the 4 year program but most likely will get into the 5 year one

every job interview ever these days

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yes i get that you're *going* to become a doctor. forever and ever Jow Forums will be full of insecure medfags that *will* become doctors as if anyone gives a shit about what niggers say they're going to be

I went to a shitty community college for free, got a two year degree, then was making $40/hr instantly. Just don't be retarded.

How?
What degree?

I ran out of money too you fucking ngiger.

Most shit posted on indeed is honestly already filled unless its garbo work for like min wage. Nepotism is the only way to get ahead in this world so if you aren't a social person connecting with the right people you are doomed to low wage work.

>Most shit posted on indeed is honestly already filled
?

Many HR departments are required to post jobs publicly as well as internally, but they usually have a candidate in mind if not already selected. Sometimes they just need to interview a certain amount of people.

Ya this is the law in my country. Diversity, anti discrimination etc etc.

Take one of the recruiter jobs without a contract until you find a better job you fucking retard. No wonder you are here.

Can you not fucking read, turbo tard? He isnt wrong btw. Im one of a small handful in my position without a degree thats generally required because of comparable years of experience. The degree helps for sure but if you can prove your worth to the jew in question they will ignore it and hire you.

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