What bf% is required to be able to wear speedos at the beach and look good?

any of them would beat you to a pulp and rape your ass

>speedos are copying female clothing

fucking burger detected. it’s always funny to see the insecurity come out through your posts. kys fag

the only thing they can do is give me a legal way to dispose of them. Fuck you too, homosexual diseased piece of shit lol

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>it’s always funny to see the insecurity come out through your posts
this isn't necessarily "burger" insecurity so much as it is "hetero" insecurity, which makes you calling him a fag all the funnier. if he was actually a fag he'd be miring and loving it. it's only insecure heteros who get pissed off at men being sexy.

It's funny how speedos are forbidden in some US swimming pools but mandatory in french pools.

>projecting this much

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>thinks insecure "heteros" are actually straight and not closeted faggots that turn their pent up sexual frustration into anger

there's too many cases of "insecure heteros" for them to all be closeted gay men. the fact is, some heteros wear their insecurities on their sleeves and hate to see hot or scantily clad men. gays are the ones typically cheering the speedo, you'll never see me demanding modesty. if you want to wear barely anything go for it, I'll be admiring and enjoying the view.

Truly pathetic

American detected lol. Fatass.

Have you ever compared French men to US "men"?

Yea, but US men being too fat for a speedo is not the reason speedos are banned in US pools

I hope some day you come to terms with your repressed feelings. I really do.

Polo build

>n-n-no homo

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can we actually get a legit swim wear thread? what's a good style that is not gay but is fitting for Jow Forums guys? is this too gay?

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stop being so insecure about what is or isn't "gay" and go with whatever looks good on you.

>Beretta Nano

Looks like you're the fag.

Tight fitting (not skin tight) board shorts that are above the knee.

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I wish i was as confident as obese 60 year olds

I like runners

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Well that's my case. I resorted to short shorts

20%

You know what isnt gay?having sex with women. And thats what being fit in a speedo can accomplish. Stop being insecure faggots and go show that damn summerbody you worked so hard for to roasties, Jow Forums.

To gay if you going for short shorts dont go for tight it's super gay.

baggy 6 inch inseam is the best option for short shorts for straight dudes.

You can only go for speedos if your.
1. Foriegn

2. Have the body for it and or look on the older side.

3. Dad body can pull the speedo off but it would help if your foreign and not too fat.

Literally all you need is confidence to wear a speedo.

post example pic

are these even suitable for swimming?

something like pic related?

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2 shitskins and effeminate looking white bois. pass.

t. queer with hiv

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>tfw you will never has a bestfriend like picrelated

I don't believe friends do this, they probably fuck each other in the butthole

You can do that without being sexual about it faggot

4/2/1/3
Not even gay but the white dude looks the best hands down

go dilate incel tranny

t. attention seeking phaggot

Dude do you have friends? You need to get our more, shit ton of guys act like full blown fags, but if you are confident in your sexuality it doesn't matter. Quit sexualizing everything faggot

>2 straight guys calling each other faggots back and forth because they have no other way of disagreeing with each other
>"N-NO, YOU'RE THE *REAL* FAGGOT"

>straight

Tbh those seem like a good compromise. They show off enough without showing off too much if you are uncomfy in tight speedos.

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Bump

If you get them as swimwear, then yes of course

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