Perma Bulk 2019

Tell the doc you can’t get it up

She's going to leave him now that he's no longer WSM. Hypergamy in action.

Cum fast 2 times and third will already be a choir to finish.

I already went to the doc and tried to bullshit him but he said it was just performance anxiety and wouldn’t give me a prescription

That's my fetish. I'm 6'1" and was dating 5' anorexic girl for a while. Thank God she was masochistic because I was losing my mind during sex and absolutely destroying her ass, pounding choking and biting. Size difference is hell of an aphrodisiac

I wonder how big his dick is hahaha

depending on where you live you can order it online legally from a proper licensed pharmacy operation

you shuttup right now
delete this

I would imagine it's like those BBC pornos where they can only get the tip in and the girl's in serious pain.

Has her peg him missionary style with his feet up at his ears while she tells him how much she loves him

He lays on his back like a beached Orca and let's her do all the work.

No, srs, one of Thor's ex gf's a few years ago in an interview threw him under the bus, the interviewer asked if the steroids shrunk his dick, and she said "no he has a giant penis, but he's extremely lazy in bed, he would just lay there and make me do all the work". Then she stole his dog and accused him of being abusive for stepping in her way blocking her path when she was taking his dog.

Bitch stole HIS dog and was expecting him to let her take it? lol

>Then she stole his dog and accused him of being abusive for stepping in her way blocking her path when she was taking his dog.
Even if you're the biggest Chad on Earth women are still a meme.

I promise she does all the work.
Hafþór has major health issues and has sacrificed a lot of normal life pleasures to be as big/strong as he is.
He's talked candidly about his MAJOR digestive issues as well as the fact that he gets winded from normal walking on level ground.
Hafþór is a specialized machine good at one thing.

TL;DR: It's not as hot as you are imagining.

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This is actually a bit of an eye opener for me. You could literally be the infamous giga chad and women will still find a way to fuck with you.

You should interact with people more (just kiddin'). I've lost count how many times I've seen chads in relationships being humiliated. Sometimes publicly humiliated. You can't win the relationship game. You either pump and dump or getting shit dumped on you.

>he has a giant penis
It's not fair, bros...

>I promise she does all the work.
Thats hot. Some bitches be lazy in bed. Real lazy. Sad to hear that his body is fucked though.

Doesn't sound like he's all that good at using it though

>beached Orca

She married him before he was WSM.

>choir
Are you a catholic priest?

Lately his health has been somewhat better. After his face stroke a couple years ago he got a hold of Stan Efferding who completely changed Thor's diet, got his digestion issues sorted out, his blood pressure normal, got his insulin sensitivity good again, got him doing 60 mins of cardio daily (10 mins after each meal) even made him start using a CPAP to fix his sleep issues.

youtu.be/BeOc7TRo9Os

Stan is THE trouble shooter for strength athletes

Imagine her using his squatplug. LOL

yet he lost this year

he props her up in superman ohh yeahhhh he fuckin fast and harfd he goin crazy and she screaim she screamn oh noo and h ejust oiunting that thiccy booty hard a nd fast streching her face and pulling her hair saying AAAAAAAHHH FUUUUCK. he throws her on the bed and hcokes her while smashing his dick into het tiny oussty as her eyes rooll up into her haed in wild prleasuer. he inseminates. she loves it, lasy theer broken gasping for air. GOod moring hunny, now go make me brekfest he says

>guy with huge dick and overwhelming lower body strength is hesitant to jackhammer his tiny gf
I don't blame him.

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Nigga he got injured
You lift world record weights constantly see how well you do
Christ I bet you watch football and say
>these 6’8 300 lb guys are pussys for getting injured

Imagine a woman thinking she’s such hot shit that even when she is the clear inferior by every standard in the relationship, she complains about doing her job of keeping his dick wet.

gentle and loving cuddles and thoughtful, passionate lovemaking ~ :3

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Am I fucking my children over if I marry a short girl? Supposedly my great-grandpa was 6'4", and he he married a 5'2" girl. I still wound up 6'3". Is it worth it? I want to fuck the living daylights out of a short girl.
He's dumb as a rock, though. Few people have everything.
Women aren't all a meme, wholesome girls exist. Stop looking for them on Tinder and in bars, for a start.

she is probably on top most of the time. She would be like a fleshlight to him otherwise

Where do I look for them? I dont use tinder but it may be my only option due to my limited choices.

Did you even comprehend the point?

Was the point he's going to win every contest?

Was the point that he'd never get injured?

Was the point that the other health and digestion issues are being managed?

>based hahaha poster

Height doesn't worth through blended inheretance. Blended inheretance theory was disproven a long time ago. Basically the genes for skeleton growth tend to ne one side dominant. It's also got some randomness factor as well.

shut the fuck up Leddit

>Women aren't all a meme, wholesome girls exist. Stop looking for them on Tinder and in bars, for a start.
You think Thor doesn't have access to the most prime roast beef in the world? Come on.

>Bitches be lazy

You are supposed to fuck them, not get fucked.
If you enjoy the girl on top, you HAVE AN ISSUE. Chubby and deflated people like a girl riding them, and that's just because they can't hump for more than 2 minutes.
Disgusting and degenerate.

based "status > money/looks" poster

Cock size definitely correlates to body size. Have you ever met a manlet with a dig bick?

Nevermind the fact that she is also strong af and they admire eachothers strength

I dont know is 7.5 inches considered big?

He's basically a dildo with a body and girls love dildos.

No. That's at the lower end of acceptable.

>freedom
Viagra is sold over the coutner in real free countries like Poland

... and he got to star in the most popular tv show in the world BECAUSE he was strong faggit

All the jealous virgins in here critiquing Hafthór.

It just sort of happens. Obviously you have to be interacting with people to increase your chances, but do stuff and make an effort to have a distinctive personality so either girls will present themselves to you, or people will introduce you to girls they think you'd get on with well based on your personalities.
>Just bee urself
Not really what I'm saying though; just bee interesting is a better way to put it. Similar to how wholesome girls are in short supply these days, so are strong, unique, non-degenerate men.
Thor's strength and status put him in a position you wouldn't really think would be a problem: he attracts more women, but he's inevitably going to attract more hypergamist cunts. If you're holding yourself to a high standard, you should be holding the people you date to a high standard as well, and that includes character.

yeah as a European I can't understand burgers problems

America is the worst. All the good shit is still illegal here.

do cardio for /erectiongainz/ and kegal exercises.

T. Incel
Literally go outside

google blewchew

My mom is 5'2'' and my dad is 6'3''. My sister is 6' and my brother is 6'2'' and still growing. I'm 5'2''.

she definitely does cowgirl 99% of the time

If you need viagra because she's a fat shit, you need a new gf.

Its because these retards carb-load like crazy, the excess glucose response is known to cause metabolic disorders, mass release of insulin and its accompanying lethargy by way of its suppression of blood sugars.

Its seen in animals too like cows. Feed them corn to fatten em, but it also fucks with their digestion which requires antibiotics, and also their livers, which requires antibiotics, and antibiotics for a dysfunctional immune system from the corn, etc. Humans also suffer similar metabolic disorders when they eat a shit ton of carbohydrates.

>cereal in particular came from the era of Eugenics to destroy people's reproductive drives
>Kellogg's brothers were batshit crazy Eugenicists who tortured and experimented on people to damage their sex drives
>cereal is a known Anaphrodisiac

Some of this shit has some really dark undertones to it. Like the government either by corruption of malicious forethought providing dietary guidelines that are tantamount to a slow genocide of the populace.

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and I fuckin ate breakfast cereal my entire childhood and teenage years
mac n cheese lunches
bread every day
Goddamnit.

Why bother making this shit up? Insulin release is proportionate to the glucose entering the blood and keeps it level, it doesn't drop below normal

Pets her kinda hard and calls her George.

hey that happened to me except i was the 6'3 guy

is that you cal?

Kek

A moment of silence for this user.

Hot

>Then she stole his dog and accused him of being abusive for stepping in her way blocking her path when she was taking his dog.
Why are women so evil?

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Randle Cycle(human energy systems), glycation, Diabetes and CVD Pathophysiology.

>Why bother making this shit up?

Try harder.

Cereal is one the more optimal ways to turn a child into a fat food addict. Also a good way to destroy healthy teeth.

Eugenics Archive - Kellogg, John Harvey
eugenicsarchive.ca/discover/connections/512fa0d334c5399e2c000005

That’s my high school gym teachers ex lmao
He got cucked, but he was a dick so fuck him

They look cute together.

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Was he 5'11''?

Good for him.

based

i miss my wholesome ex

Good thing I'm a girl, otherwise it would be depressing, haha

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He probably cums third

>PS I'm a girl

dubs

I swear, user. I'm definitely a girl.

Nah, different guy.

post your sister

No. She's 250lb.

What about your feet then?

Only my future husband can see my feet.

>has only seen naked people in porn
kys incel

Prolly around that
He’s not a DYEL either but there’s 0 chance to compete with a (somewhat) famous actor who’s also one of the strongest people alive

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probably can't get it up from all the roids

Lmao

Holy shit that must fucking suck

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don't let the memes get to you fren, for they are that: only memes.