Ah, fuck yes. My mom just left for work. I have the whole house to myself. Now I can masturbate. But wait, I already did it about 12 hours ago, so it won't feel nearly as good as it would if I waited 24 or 36 hours. Now my only thing to look forward to just dissolved under my feet. I have nothing. Why does this happen, guys?
Ah, fuck yes. My mom just left for work. I have the whole house to myself. Now I can masturbate. But wait...
Liam Diaz
Benjamin Cook
What does your mom do for a living?
Alexander Sanders
She works for some sort of government-employed assistance program. She goes around town and helps with logistics I suppose. I actually have very little clue what she does there. I think she's still getting trained or something.
Levi Johnson
Wheres your dad user? You dont talk about him
Jordan Rivera
If you have the self control, edge for hours.
Also buy amphetamines. Wish I had some stims to fap with rn ngl.
John Diaz
Y-you're right... I don't think about him either. My divorced immediately after I was born, and I lived with my father up until I graduated from high school. We never connected on a father to son level. It was more like he was a stepfather raising feral children than a real dad. He was always in an office job too. He made quite good money and bought me nice things, but I assume because of the emotional deprivation from him I grew up to dislike him very much. He also beat me sometimes in spergy outbreaks, which combined with his 300lb weight and intimidation tactics, turned me into a feminine mouse whenever I was around him. I've barely thought about him since I left. I've only talked to him twice via text message. He doesn't care, either, and I've all but forgotten he ever existed.
James Flores
I would edge for longer than I usually do (around 5 minutes) but I am way too lazy to lotion up my dick so it always ends up irritated after only 5.
Hunter Ortiz
I see.
Is your mom a milf?
Joseph Bailey
Maybe to some. She told me that one of her students was borderline stalking her asking to come over. He had her number for some fucking reason, I have no idea. But it was a scary thought. His texts gave me Ricardo Lopez tier vibes. But she's not my type. She's too short and wrinkly.
Gabriel Scott
Is that why she quit teaching and switched to a different job?
>She's too short and wrinkly.
What if she teased you. Would you vomit or go for it
Adam Rodriguez
I would actually vomit. I am not attracted to her in the slightest. Both sides of my family have pretty ugly people. There was one girl really far down the hispanic balloon train that I thought was attractive when I was younger. I tried to kiss her feet when we were relaxing in the living room one time.
James Russell
C-can i smash?
Josiah Brown
She's very masculine and self sustaining. She probably wouldn't like you, but at the same time, she'd probably cave in eventually, Keep in mind though that she is a horrible person to listen to, she has boomer ideologies all over the place and she's too stuck in her old ways to change in the slightest.
Owen Anderson
That sucks. I wanted her to help me peel my foreskin :(
Brandon Hernandez
I walked in on her sucking off her boyfriend once when I was 7. That shows, she's not completely turned off to the idea.
Carter Jenkins
Deepfag fuck off to Reddit with your blog post
Mason Cook
Am I not allowed to be deep? Can I only speak in surface level, on top of 300,000 filters?
Isaiah Kelly
Wow, ur mom sounds like a hoe. No offense
William Myers
She hasn't dated anyone in over 10 years. She did cycle between church goers and random white lower class men in their 40's for a bit when I was very young, though.
Leo Taylor
She could use some action. I wonder if she likes an 18 year old mexican
Lucas Davis
I suggest that you don't use Lain's likeness for such retarded threads.
William Lewis
you don't seem to understand. it's too late. i'm already watching. everywhere. this was all a ploy. you can continue on with your life, but i'll be watching.
Benjamin Ortiz
Maybe because you've failed to incorporate anything meaningful into your life other than cheap orgasms?
Jordan Hughes
I know who you are. I know what you're watching. I know what you think. It won't work.
Camden Perry
Which operating system do you use?
Jose White
But what do you mean by "cheap orgasms"? That's the only orgasm there is. The only replacement would be a mate. And I don't care for everything else that encompasses having a mate. Nay, I would get tired of them after a while, like fapping to the same image over and over again. At least on my computer machine I have the power to cycle between many different pictures.
Joshua Anderson
Damare. You have no power. I can simply stop thinking about you. In order to be a god, you have to have believers. You merely have a cute personality and fat butt. You really think your spinal cord is more powerful than mine?