Oh god I love you user! I'm such a lucky girl to have a NEET with no job, no money, no savings, who has no career prospects or any financial stability! It gets me so wet thinking about having to baby you out of your habits of poor personal hygiene and your inability to cook any basic food! Every girl wants an angry manchild with stunted emotional growth that I have to invest hundreds of hours into in a one-way abusive relationship where you lash out and control me! I can't wait to have the responsibility of your happiness weighing me down every day where I have to take care of your mental state or you'll break down into a depressive mess!
I'm so glad I have all that for me, instead of having to settle for going out on fun adventures with Chad, the repulsive thought of him make me laugh with silly humor and jokes, or how revolting it must be to go out in public with my arms wrapped around his ripped muscular chest compared to your sexy skinnyfat misshaven body!
