/britfeel/

Seems like SCEA's the puppet master of this place.

Waa.

rented flat in high wycombe

nan ffs i'm try to play cs go here

As in, worst case scenario she's already with someone else, best case scenario she's just no longer interested

literally sat here all day waiting for the scrap man to take this damn car away.

Someone come see Maribou state with me on Thursday in London please

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Brexit preparations, week two.

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She wouldn't lie. I've asked is either of those were the case and she said no, she really is busy.

How are you going to run this when the electricity is shut off once we leave the EU?

>She wouldn't lie

50p in the jar lad

>a woman wouldn't lie
how silly of you.

Not trusting women is the definition of misogynist.

>he isn't installed a methane generator to make electricity with his own shit after brexit
guess i'll be the only one posting here then

>asking a woman if she's gone of you

Well she will with that desperation if she hadn't already

>Believing her response

Real sixth form hours in here

how can you post here if the internet is down?

Anyone want to start a post-Brexit biker gang?

I hadn't considered that eventuality lad. Hmm. I suppose I'll just the sun grow my veg instead.

>tfw car crash right across from my house

comfy viewing, normals are scurrying around like blue arsed flies

What do you think the beans are for

Oh dear lad... please don't make me break it to you.

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Bastard baby crying on my coach. Feel like beating it to a pulp

>still chasing girls in 2017+2

>BritNormie claims he is leaving britfeel for a few months
>LARP season still in full swing

We know you're here Gordon

there will still be internet provided for (((them)))

YEAH. We could go on raids and shit.

Next lass I see is getting my short thick cock up their plump arse
Watch out moni

only if my nickname can be "boom boom kaboomski"

She just values her studies more than seeing me, which is understandable but still a bit upsetting.
I'll just have to keep asking or wait until end of term.

update on the car crash, no injuries it seems, still alot of folk milling around though

don't keep asking every single week for fuck sake.

>falling for such obvious bait
Real autist hours in here

You've had your fun lad, 50p in the jar and let this be the end of it

>put fiftpeeinlorpjur

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>2021
>english provisional free state
>look out my window
>neo-serfs working hard on their turnip patches
>im comfy indoors with my methane generator
>"ah yes another exquisite thread"
>"i'll think i'll..."
>*hhhrnhg*
>*plop*
>"oh wonderful, that's another hour of literal poo posting for me"

There are actors and extras for a commercial that are going to have to be delayed yet again because Gordon is prioritising LARPing about some cuck at university rather than meeting deadlines for his creative agency

No harm in it. If she's busy she'll say. I wouldn't want to miss out if she's just kicking her heels.

It's not a LARP. We've been out once already for coffee and I lent her some manga.

one police car and one fire engine now in attendance of the crash, quite a quick response i suppose

I fucking hate babies.

Originilio

>hey want to go out this week
>hey want to go out this week
>hey want to go out this week
>hey want to go out this week
>hey want to go out this week
yeah that doesn't sound annoying

gordon's only a copywriter mate
he does the ads in local newspapers

They're pretty cute when they're not crying tbf

>resident concrete pourer slowly getting angry over britnormie again

starting to get the giggles from this

They're illogical. We are the only species that need weaning for 18 years. Pretty fucking sad state of affairs.

i can smell sulkanon in this thread, or one of his chronies at least

Haha great one mate *turns away to talk to someone else*

*stands at the bar next to you*
seen that nutter over there? get some right funny ones in here sometimes eh lad?

*drives by*
huh you know, i've never been in there

haha yeah brilliant *detonates suicide vest*

*watfs smoke away from face*
fucking hell bin-deano you mad twat lol

She said it's not.

Hey you free this Saturday?
>nooo sorry my friend is coming up from london
what about Sunday?
>going out with my parents and grandparents :(
busy weekend
>yeah hows yours?

I'll skip the chit chat

i'm not annoying you am I, when I keep asking if you're free?
>haha nah it's fine, I'm just busy
oh ok phew thought i was ^_^;

So there you go.

must have bean night at his house LOL

My personal katana, noncebane, traps the souls of nonces so that the vile swine cannot molest the unbaptized babies in the afterlife

Al-Qatarda-Bin-Dazza says his mate will get you some pork

a crowd of chavs is now watching the car crash even though not much is happening, copper talking to witnesses and the firemen stood around not doing much

Thinking of starting a nonce hunting group.
How's
>The Silent Protectors that Strike from the North to Shield our Innocent and Young and Destroy the Filthy Nonce Cancer
for a name?

"perv bashers"

Gonna start telling birds I volunteer at a mental health society when really I mean you lot.

mate. gordon's not even the copywriter. he's the tea boy for the entry level media coordinator.

do you miss pouring concrete? does IT alpha pour it while you arent there anymore? bet he does it better than you

why are you so angry gordon?

oh wow that puts me in my place then!

>everyone who can recognise my mongy posting style is britnorman

kek

nice nighttime op image you fucking mong

Can anyone redpill me on Xanax? I heard they turn you into a normie for a while. How safe are they? Can you take them with alcohol?

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This nigga SERIOUSLY getting cucked rn

Very dangerous with alcohol. Won't make you a normie.

how many GBPence to does the beta male entry level media coordinator pay you for supplying him with cups of tea?

same amount you pay for your gay mangas mate.

new pokemon generation is based in england.

if i wasnt a fucking slave to benifits at the moment i'd be preppin up for the game by saving for a switch.

Don't even bother. If you have legit panic attacks Xanax can be very helpful, otherwise it'll just ruin your life. Stick to booze.

valium is quite comfy tbqh

What do they do then?
I do have panic attacks sometimes but they're very internal and I don't let people know I'm freaking out so I think I hide it pretty well. How will it ruin my life?

Is the lad who's mum threw out his yugioh cards?

I will never be good enough for someone. If they could get over what I look like then they get some skelly void of any personality. There's always somebody better than you.

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wtf was the announcement SCEA was due to make

always someone worse too so just date her

there's nobody better than me

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its not possible for a woman to be 'worse' than a man in the dating game.

got a date tonight, more out of boredom than being attracted to her
started thinking about the girl I actually do want to be with and have ended up with a really low mood

>tfw no 18yo tummy gf

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literally no point in taking them

> Can you take them with alcohol?
you obviously have no idea about them if you even ask this, combining them with alcohol is lethal.

Have a (You) for an entertaining post young lad

I lost between 6 and 12 hours of memory from munching down benzos and alcohol. It's a wonder I didn't die

Wow! what a truckload of normie problems that is.

Who exactly is the target audience of this normie post?

>Noncebane
lol

might have shown my power level the other day by telling my brother david bowie was a nonce. he had no idea, i suspect most normies dont.

I applied for a ton of jobs and only one responded.
I had the interview on wednesday.
Completely fucked it up.
It felt like the guys on the other side of the table were looking for any excuse to make me seem like a bad person.
Forgot basic programming shit and looked like an absolute tard.
Stumbled over myself a ton, I was shaking pretty bad from the nerves...
I woke up this morning remembered how badly it went and didnt want to get out of bed from pure shame.
I also got rejected on valentines day.
And the friend i was gonna get food with today posted on their instagram yesterday at the same place we'd agreed with different people, and then cancelled on me.
Seems like February is just a month of rejections for me...

cheer up lad it's march now

don't worry user i think ur a pretty neat guy