>March 1, 2019
March 1, 2019
Jordan Cook
Josiah Reyes
The Matrix is 20 years old and payphones don't exist anymore.
Caleb Thompson
Shut the fuck up you delusional cunt
Landon Ross
>9 years from now was 17 years ago
Evan Edwards
Wow, OP. You're aware of time. Good job. Great achievement.
Benjamin Fisher
>2019
>2015 + 4
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Brody Jones
There's a payphone outside the store by my place. Now if it still works is another question...
Jason Watson
What a great day it has been. It's my gfs birthday and she's finally 11
Levi Bailey
stop the ride
I wanna get off
please, just let me go home...
Christopher Smith
i think it's funny how we already have gone 20 years since 2000 and it's only 100 times that since we started our count
Grayson Roberts
I remember it like it was yesterday
Landon White
unless i have my shit together by this time next year or find some other reason to live i will die an hero
Ryder Collins
You could use any kind of phone to get out of Matrix though. Neo even used a mobile iirc.
Chase Collins
If I haven't killed myself by next year then I'm going to be severely disappointed.
Grayson Reed
We will always be too weak to improve or kill ourselves unless something external forces us to pick one.
David King
fucking hell shitposting on the first of January 2018 feels like last week. The moment I hit 25 life started to move WAY too quickly for my liking, it's like a sucker punch.
Alexander Bennett
Yeah ik. Always hoping one day I'll magically get the courage to do it.
Luis Flores
I remembered a thread someone made on the 1st of may 2018 titled /r9may/. Its only two months away
Julian Thomas
I gotta kms before I turn 28 in 4 days. Fuck. I HAVE NO TIME NOW
Logan Stewart
>/r9may/
A bit too close to
>/r9gay/
for me
Camden Nelson
>time is a social construct
>in light of this fact, the neet lifestyle is the most sensible as "time" has no inherent value and can never be "wasted"
Adrian Williams
At least you only have to do today once, right?
Dylan Wood
its my exs birthday today. couldve spent it with her
Cooper Ortiz
here you go user, i did a quick thing for you
Jason Harris
My birthday :D
Bentley Ward
happy birthday user, wishing you the best, hope you spend that day well
Brandon Jenkins
>Tomorrow was 19 days ago
Aiden Turner
How the fuck is it even possible that two months of 2019 has passed already. What the fuck did i do for 2 months? 59 days have just slipped away and it feels like a week or two. I want it to stop already.
Nathaniel White
after this month, the 2010s will no longer have an amount of months left that are in double digits
Zachary Bennett
Might as well wait until 30 at this point
Carter King
>tfw let an entire decade slip me by
Basically spent it all on Jow Forums... it hasn't even hit me cause of depersonalization disorder. If I wasn't so dissociated I'd probably be tying a noose about now
A decade of my life, gone, never coming back. Wow...