/britfeel/

>All of my work colleagues don't have the time to hang out with me or perhaps they don't even want to...
>All of my dates with women have been utterly disastrous and now I've given up on dating completely.
>My own mother who I haven't seen in a year after she kicked me out couldn't even be bothered to ring me on my birthday.
>My work is stressful, tiring and back breaking and I feel like I have no hope in having a more advanced career because I'm a fucking sperg.
>Deleted all of my social media accounts because what's the point of a pariah even having social media?
>I can't seem to be able to stop drinking alcohol and stop eating bad foods so because of this I'm getting really fat and unhealthy.
>I keep getting nasty letters from a private company saying that if I don't pay the parking fine they'll take me to court, it's upsetting me because I don't want to pay the fine or go to court either.
>Spends most of my lonely nights on my phone trying to snapchat this girl who will never even go out on a date with me, definitely not any time soon anyways or on my computer playing video games and listening to music, I don't ever sleep because of my insomnia.

Why are you miserable?

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impossible, they wont let him back into uni

That's a belly not a tummy

ids a mummy crying again episod

Academics are right dorks arent they lads
I mean I fully respect their passion and determination to further their field, but gee whizz if they aren't oddballs. Further study definitely isnt for me

w-what c-camera? t-there's no w-way there could be a c-camera in your b-bath-ro-om

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the red light is the off light

>tfw no wrestling loving gf

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is this more to your Iiking?

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ordering my second takeaway pizza of the night got a bbq chicken one
how do i stop they dont even fill me up anymore

>snail trail
>hairy arms
>bush
>nipple stubble

part of me thinks this is a ftm?
gross either way

>gee whizz if they aren't oddballs
alright 60's small town American who's just a swell guy

That's a fucking mint picture mate.

Waaaaaaaaaaa.

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never really thought of them as american phrases but maybe they are

aye, he's funny 'un he is

yes mate that's my jam

>second takeaway pizza of the night
come on mate I love a good takeaway but that's embarrassing.

its just what an average woman looks like

Jow Forums tummies only

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I still laugh whenever I think about that t-shirt Poley bought himself

What are you lads listening to? post some tunes and rip into people with bad taste
youtube.com/watch?v=02HxNjgPyZI

nothing to with being the average woman
everything to do with being lousy at self-maintenance

finger down her mouth puking up food in the toilet

wehey tummehs

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the kind of goose pimply skin texture is a real turn on for me

I'm tired, might sleep early, who knows who'll awaken?

>an average woman
t. shitty misleading Advertising campaign

they are average for a reason, its like a guy can become better looking just by looking by looking after himself and most of the time that is what it comes down to for most people

phoenix are a great little band

i like consolation prizes by them

>that drawing of the joker in a cell with 'ha ha ha' written on the wall in blood, only it's scea and hes written 'wa wa wa' in his own shit

Get smoooooth
youtube.com/watch?v=OXqAbNqhZuk

ok whatever you say lad, but a lot of girls trim their area and honestly that amount of nipple hair is not normal

Jow Forums tummies only, no homos

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and if she did that she would be better looking, which is what I am saying she looks average because she doesn't look after herself.

Yeah I like that one too. Got all their albums on repeat at the moment.

SEA post to neck a bottle of voddy.

>Right kid, I know you're apprehensive but the best medicine's are hard to swallow.

This one's for Tim.

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t. watched way too much porn

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

I would post my tummy but I've eaten so much today I look pregnant

Everytime I sneeze it tastes like a 9V battery.

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Watching porn is unironically more damaging than most drugs.

>this gross fat woman trying to convince the lads that being a gross fat woman is normal

tum tum tummies

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I like it. Confirmed good taste user

gonna play some ets2 lads

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>not posting the 12 hour version

Good call my laddie

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>a woman on britfeel
don't be so delusional

where are you driving to today user

the 10 hour one is lower quality I think

not even /britfeel/ wants to talk to me and vent their sadness with me

I'm never going to blow raspberrys on sexy tummies either....

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Snail trails are gross, I shave mine off because it's all scraggly and it makes me feel sick to look at and touch

reminds me of when my scraggly chin hair first came in as a teenager, made me almost gag

Just bought that its quite comfy. I wish you could scale the distance to be realistic. Did brum to Manchester in about 10 minutes earlier

*blows a maccyD's straw wrapper at you*
WAHEY deano, hit that sadlad haha

delivering copper roof gutters from stockholm to brest

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Best girl.
Best tummy.

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I don't want to fap to bbc sissy hypno, but I don't know what to do. It's going to get me tonight, I can feel it. HELP!

weird, naive comment but ok
the only way I'd say it's "damaging" is if it strips you of your innocence and makes your sexuality too extreme. I'd say it conditioned me but I still appreciate intimacy

You've got me all night lad vent away

Nah it gives you a fucked perception of what you think reality is. Real life and porn really not similar at all.

It is unironically very sickening that lads in here will never experience. arguably there is not a greater feeling in this world to love another and be loved back, to be denied this is a true shame. If i was in your position i would be an incel too.

porn is really more damaging than drugs?

inb4 massive normie faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=NTfYYRGTB3g

There is no such thing as an 'incel'

So your telling me girlz dont want me to shovey fist in there ass and wear them like a puppet?

Guys seriously I hate being 30 and a beardlet.
My dad and granddad were beardlets too so it runs in the family. I have GLORIOUS hair and I'll never go bald so I guess I got that going for me.
I've tried Minoxidil and it seems to work but I heard injecting test makes your beard grow too. Any truth to that?

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collectivly, britfeel has
2 knighthoods
4 CBE's
7 OBE's
16 MBE's

haaha tommy robinson is getting sued for making a false rape allegation in his latest documentary
racists absolutely BTFO

Don't forget my MVO

that reminds me need to see if the webcam on this laptop works

>I'll never go bald
pretty jelly desu

I have a GNVQ and a Bronze DOE

Don't forget my UTI

What are all these acronyms my brain doesn't understand

I've got a GCE in maths & art

There is. its a subculture.

I'm more jealous of beards
My life ambition is to be a wizard, ever since I was like 10 years old I wanted to be a wizard with a long white beard and I CAN'T GROW ONE REEE

Commander, Order and Member of the British Empire

its not a culture at all.

dont forget my btec in sports business management wahey

I would trade my facial hair in a second for hair on the top of my head.
Maybe we should be glad for what we have.

watching athletics lads, finding the black girls quite hot

Cola in 5 years
No wait, 2

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Lovely stuff lads. Would pull out and spunk on

Le monkey is just as sad as me. Just like us.

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tbqh I would say at one time you'd be right, but the way the world is going it's rapidly becoming closer to reality

just look at how open seemingly respectable people are about sex shit now for one thing
but you're right, we're still at a point where the majority and normal and dignified
but for how long

obe is officer of the order of the british empire

+ It's illegal to say transgenderism is mental illness...

this is so brave

I've been noticing lefties online calling out the bbc for their "typical right-wing bias"

like, what the fuck is their reasoning behind saying that?