She sends you this and asks to see your dick

because if she likes it there's a good chance she'll see your actual dick one day

>She laughs at you with her friend after
one step closer to CFNM group handjob by her and her friends

My dicks already long though.

I'd honestly rather send a dick pic than a pic of my face

t. Uggo

I only send dick pics if they ask. So far I've had 3 girls ask for dick pics so I just send them ( It's usually because they need to get off or something and strangely usually always a few days after we had sex). I don't have any particular identifiable body markings and there are literally billions of dick pictures floating about on the internet. It's not like people can come up to me and check the image with my own dick to see if the pic is mine.

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Because I can see pictures of naked girls online. No girl's seeing my dick unless it's going inside her right after.
Besides, in my experience most girls just want tp be admired, and will send nudes without ever even asking to see your dick (pic related).

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What the fuck am I looking at? Is that a leg next to some fat girls pussy?

here i drew it for u

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That's what they call a "pussy," user. I know you've never seen one in person, but that's what they look like.
Here are tits so you know what those are, too.

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>june 18 2017

post something recent

I have been isolating myself socially since 2018, I have no new nudes.

>I have been isolating myself socially since 2018

amateur

>He still sees value in human interaction
Don't worry. You'll get there, kiddo

that penmanship callous probably adds extra sensation to your prostate as she fingers your bum

If I ever receive something like that I'd reply with "try harder" because that shit's weak. I swear, just because they're female doesn't make them all hot goddesses ya' know?

hes saying youre an amateur for isolating yourself so late you mong. also
>saving nudes
>having nudes from years ago

I left isolation when I went to college. Went right back when I dropped out.
And I only save them so I can share them with you fine folk

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My dick is big so even if she's jokingly asking for it, then there's no reason not to reveal my dick size to her.
If she tells her friends then it's even better

shes right, you might have to if you find that body attractive.

Often when they see its big they start talking about meeting you and always sleep with you.

>>She sends you this and asks to see your dick
>>You send her a di-
Stopped, I would send some rando cunt anything.

i want to poke my boner into her little belly

>She laughs at you with her friend after
As counterintuitive as it is, that's a risk worth taking.

I've isolated myself since I dropped out of HS in 2009 you mong.

please keep nudes of that tier to yourself

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Kinda gross user

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Reminder if you have a big dick you simply can't be a robot.
Females can get sex anytime they want and so can guys with big dicks.

>tfw throttle stacy untile she passes out, then proceed to curb stomp

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Fingernails like that make me so fucking HORNY, omfg GOD PLEASE, if a girl touched me with hands like that... I wouldnt even believe it, Please GOD i want a girl to touch me with those hands tomorrow or i will do things that you may not like. My dick would go to the fucking MOON.
FUCKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how does that underwear work?

Fat fingers with nailpolish peeling off???

Because that's not how women work, they don't actually get turned on by dick pics (less than 70% of women do to be exact) so the only reason they'd ask for dick pics is to make fun of you

I'd be laughing at her flat shapeless ass. That thing looks like a wooden plank with panties on it.

or to see how big it is, just because they may not get turned on by the pic the can still get turned on by imagining sex with it depending on the size

how big is big in this context

>She laughs at you with her friend after
About what exactly?

over 6in

>Being this retarded

Are you being serious?

you're the retard m8. user was saying that if he had received that picture he'd make fun of her for being misshapen because if an ass looks like that then something is wrong and it means her trick didn't work.

>say no unless you see pussy
>either she doesn't/does it or sends porn
and now you blackmail the bitch
get ready to see it on your bed

Lol, I know this girl...
I was gonna have sex with her but couldn't get hard

>7in
nice desu ne

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Gross
Looks like a mtf

No woman is getting my dick pics. 5.8" and I'm too lazy to shave. Not only will it not get me nudes, she'll probably somehow reverse time and prevent herself from sending whatever pictures she's sent already

>Implying I would have the confidence or body confidence to send a dick pic when I didn't even ask for nude in the first place
Try again OP

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really smart

hahhahahhahahahaha you know your grandmother rosemary,yea i fucked her bworn goy ass two moths ago,ask her she ill tell you everything