THE ANTS GOT INTO MY WHEY

Lets say fire ants

Just drink some milk after, just like mexican food.

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>THE ANTS GOT INTO MY WHEY
if those words were included to a song, it would actually sound godly.
I TRAINED REALLY HARD, CAME BACK HOME TO DRINK MY PROTEIN
BUT THE ANTS GOT INTO MY WHEYYYYYYYYYY
PLEM PLEM PLEM PLEM BOOM BOOM
BUT THE AAAAAAAAAANNNNTS GOT INTO MY WHEEEEEEEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLEEEMMNNNNNNNN

no harm in eating them but they have a yuck chemical taste

Lmao. Never change, Jow Forums

hahaha get fucking rekt faggot

FREE PROTEIN

youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
I TRAINED SO HARD, I CAME BACK HOME
BUT THE ANTS, GOT INTO MY WHEE-EEE-EEYYY

i lifted the weights, for you

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I push the ants into my WHEEEEEY

I think I can fuck up a ant with bare hands. I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs. I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the ant is finished. You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything. Any man with a minimum of training can beat a ant with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills

It's the ooonly thing, that slowly stops the dommmmss

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

WHEEEEEEY

eat the ants for extra gains.
insects are a super good you know

*food

youtube.com/watch?v=2mVPt1c17tA

So light in his whey
Like an infestation
They had me crying out
FUCK ME
IT'S GOTTA BE
SOLENOPSIS RICHTERI
GONNA EAT THAT EXTRA PROTEIN
GOT HIM EATING CHITIN CUISINE

CRAAAAAAAAWLING INNNN MY WHEEEY!!
THESE AAAAAANTS THEY WIIIILL NOT LEEAAVE

pictured james hetfield singing, 10/10

they know what's good

>CHITIN CUISINE
my
fucking sides

thanks4laughs

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ANTHILLS IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ANTS IN MY WHEY
I CANNOT SHAKE
I CANNOT CHUG
DEATH OF MY GAINS
MISSED MY ANABOLIC WINDOW

oh fuck ants? send those bastards str8 to hell.. ive been battling little piss/grease ants the last couple weeks. they like the trees over here or some shit, ant bait isnt working.. RIP whey

now do a vocaroo of that song

BASED

Vocaroo when

>Im not an ant btw
Somebody has the image of the ant sitting in front of the computer? I can't find it on google

Eat them as revenge for stealing your gains

Iiiiiive been pumped and so hungry for so long it's not true
Wanted my proteeeeein but never bargained for you
Everybody squatting but nobody knows
My whey has been stooooolen by fucking ant jews

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very

They're a whole animal. As such, they probably have a better micronutrient profile than most food items in a standard diet

B O N U S P R O T I E N

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BUT ITS MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HATE TO EAAAAAAAAAAAT
HERE COMES THE FARTS AGAIN, IT WORKS ITS WAY INSIIIIIIIIDE
IF THE STINK GOES ON I MIGHT HAVE TO SNIFF ITTTTTTT

>be in a botany summer class
>out fucking around in the daisies
>for science
>an ant crawls onto my hand, let the bro crawl around to impress the thots
>thots love animals and shit
>cunt bites my fucking hand after we make eye contact
>quickly move his punk ass up to my lips and eat his ass for some free natty protein
>showed that fucking segmented nigger who the alpha is

Sift them out if you're too big of a pussy to eat them.

Based antposter

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>segmented nigger

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Ant colonies are amazing organisms
Yes you heard that right, the ant colony is the organism, not the individual ants.
Those "lazy ants" are but reserves, same with you using 80% of your total strength when performing

Mix them in using a magic bullet mixer.
Extra nutrients
Profit

>out fucking around in the daisies
might just be the gayest thing I have read on this board

Bretty Based Banon.

show those hex-legged negros their place.

first of all i want so say that I also am not an ant, i guess some insects are born superior and bound to rule over the other inferior species, same as human races i suppose