Tfw stopped drinking coffee two weeks ago

>tfw stopped drinking coffee two weeks ago
>tfw crave it like a bitch

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Buy caffeine HCl and then do acid base reaction with sodium bicarb then get the crack caffeine and smoke it off tin foil. It's quite pleasant after a 2 week break

why don't you try doing the same with cock now
faggot

>tfw i take caffeine pills x2 a day
>tfw i dont follow all the meme advice insecure teens on fit regurgitate
>tfw i talk to my doctor about my nutrition and not Jow Forums spastics
Feels good bros

My beautiful wife Astoflo

he belongs to me.
faggot.

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enjoy you life with cancer and malnutrition

how do you unlock this mode

Source?

Fix your life before it's too late.

Please, all I want in life is to achieve trap aesthetics without taking HRT.

Nice

>easily drink 500ml of coffee daily
>stop drinking it for a month or so
>no noticeable drawbacks at all, except maybe a small headache in the first few mornings
Is caffeine addiction a meme?

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There's a meme guide circulating on Jow Forums if you're okay with that.

I want to fuck a femboy in the ass.

Better than nothing I guess.

Here you go, you faggot.

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>Semen 500 to 1000mg a day
How am I supposed to get this much semen?

Just call me ;)

cool correspondence fag

cringe image
cringe post
kys

Gonna watch Who Am I later tonight.
Jackie chan power ranking
1.Armor of God 2
2. Who am I
3. Thunderbolt
POWER GAP
9000. >rating Jackie chan movies this low

Just suck black cocks instead.

never change Jow Forums, never change

Based

its more about drinking at all. drink milk or water

500ml? Thats nothing dude. Try quitting off of drinking 2l a day

>Stopped drinking coffee
>Started drinking coca tea
Was good decision somehow, I sleep better. It is also nice pre-work out.

What does caffeine have to do with malnutrition?

internet told me 9 days to two weeks to beat physical caffeine addiction. So your issue must be mental. Try not being such a bitch.

Who Am I is great. That 2-on-1 fight on the rooftop was fantastic.

I can't count how many times I fapped to trap doujins
Nemunemu
Locon
Inari

..should I stop?

Nothing wrong if you want to fuck the trap but wanting to be the trap may be a problem.

Nah, it's former

just search for Astolfo on nhentai

Why? Nothing wrong with that ~

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Just make some black coffee you faggot

Traps are peak aesthetics mate.

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>had some soda for the first time in about 3 years yesterday
>craving more Dr Pepper like a crackhead with crack
It's a struggle

fuark, logon is a god(ddes)

idk being a trap is pretty fun senpai~~ i get to play with all these masc tops who are TOTALLY not gay

what about this

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idk ive never topped, its boring af

who said you were going to top, slot

oh sorry i didnt understand :w:

god I want to have sex so badly fml

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
GO SUCK SOME NIGGERS COCK YOU FUCKING NIGGER SUCKING NIGGER FUCK YOU

ill suck your dick if your Jow Forums and live in a yuropoor country

*ahem*, fucking traps isn't gay

Jow Forums has always been gay as fuck

Wait just a minute. How many fucking traps, and I mean ones I can take to the mall shopping and people will think they are a girl, are on this board? I thought it was most high test faggots.

Italy
Dk, I'm just horny and lonely

fucking this is NOT gay

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That has to be a female.

I get misgendered pretty often in malls but im not a tranny or anything, i just act and dress feminine
hey your pretty close then! only 2 countries away

nope
not even a tranny

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>Why yes.. hehehe I do get misgendered quite a lot hehe im so horny and girly hehe

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I like how they forget the most important step of all.
>be born with a cute face
Good luck letting that sink in.

Fuck owning guns, I'm moving to Japan.

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Just drink butter coffee, it's coffee and it isn't shit for you

>takes estrogen
>not tranny
Dumbnigger, traps are nothing more than flat trannies

those are korean lad
know your moonrunes

for the sake of comparison, this one is japanese

He doesn't take estrogen?

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>it’s another tranny raid

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this pic is fine but it would be better without his head

your just jealous

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>I’m not a tranny durr
>I just want to look pretty like the ones from my anime
You CLAP will CLAP never CLAP pass

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I kinda like that he actually shows face

who are you replying to

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who is this

Both of you faggots, notice how they always hide their faces
Hmmm I wonder why?

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twitter japanese crossdresser/エロコス

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if you want to check them just look for 女装, although obviously most of them are quite average

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They don't hide them always.
And these are just crossdressing boys, no HRT, no hormones, no mental illness.

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thanks

>betabugs
Anime is to blame

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>not wanting to assert your dominance over weaker males
Never gonna make it.

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>no mental illness

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Pic related stopped doing this because he got married.
He could fin an azngf despite looking like this and you cannot.

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Virgin tranny(3dpd)

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I think I derailed this thread
Sorry

>married “””””man””””” wore dresses and has tinier penis than usual because of estrogen
I bet his wife fucks white guys behind his back

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It's literally 1 gram, it's like 1 ml...

>Jow Forums
>high test
Good joke.

Getting to Japan and dating a Jap trap and going to crossdressing maid cafes is my whole motivation in life.

Please be in Eastern Europe

Sorry im not, im in denmark

>Tfw giving up excessive energy drink usage
>mfw I supplement with coffee

It's just not the same

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>drink about 3l per day at work (free coffee and gets me walking from the computer)
>gf sees some youtube vegan spew this shit about alll the benefits of quitting coffee
>1st day slight headache, no other effects after that besides getting more hungry
>mfw gf turns into fucking wolverine

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Be ready for the Carolean falukorv, danskjävel ;)

>tranny rp on fit

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wh-what
im only here for the /cbt/ threads

being a faggot is wrong and you should burn for it

Wow, so a good looker AND danish. I love denmark.
It cool if I appreciate your physique in person dude?
No homo

yeh sure just lemme when your here we can hang out

Not one of you Jow Forums teenage gaybois have gotten your bloodwork done ever and yet you follow meme advice. Dont talk to me about nutrition you coward

Yeah I'm gonna need the sauce on this before this thread gets pruned

Post body, dumb tranny
I want to laugh at you

thanks
dunno if it's worth though, sounds a bit gay

nty, also im just a fag not a tranny.
its alright just say no homo and ignore my dick

>yeah I take estrogen and try to be as girly as possible but I’m not a tranny because I don’t want breast implants, I’m a trap
I fucking hate japan, how it’s poisoned our minds and wish the ussr invaded it

bro... i dont take estrogen wtf

Söy is estrogenic, (You) probably unironicly so this