Live in middle of nowhere

>live in middle of nowhere
>nearest gym 40 minute drive away
>build outdoor gym setup from timber
>wasps come and take over
>every time I go to workout they are all up in my face

FUCK WASPS
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Get some bug net's maybe?

Keep a flamethrower nearby for easy wasp removal

Fuck wasps

Wasps are harmless unless you're allergic. Actually they are quite beneficial since they remove dead things from the environment.

t. Wasp

Gas all wasps.

Posts some pics of home gym pls.

Would like to see your diy

Wasps are cunts, they are pretty territorial bastards and they will sting ya if dont fuck off their nest. They always made them in my fucking playground as a kid. They can burn alive for all i care!!!

Get some wasp boxes and mount them away from your set up. My wasp problem became total bros, they kill mosquitos and the other day a horse fly was bothering me and 3 of my wasp bros came and murdered it. It was like watching a prison shanking

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Buy some chemicals to treat your property, they make a pesticide that kills all the bugs in your yard

Kek.

I'm in a similar situation as OP, but I finally decided to just become one with the wasps.

As long as they don't build nests or crawl on my equipment where my hands go, we coexist. I even hand feed them honey sometimes

You're going to make it user

kek

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BZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZ
(IT'S OUR GYM NOW)
BZZZZZZ
(NIGGER)

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bee is incel
wasp is chad
and hornet is gigachad

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>Jow Forums's capability of dealing with bugs

Its okay wasp bro I still love you, there are far more deadly things in Florida you're good

OP just take a fire extinguisher (that uses carbox dioxide) and blast them, the cold will kill them if not render them immobile while you can just squish em

This is why I love Jow Forums

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> wasps start using the gym
> they make their nest in the whey bottles
> they become too strong, all other insects in town flee
> eventually even humans have to move away
> user accidentally raised the new overlords

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>No gym wasp bros

Life is suffering

Buy a trap you cheap faggot

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>pics of home gym

Behold!

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just make it yourself

>you finish the set or you die

>local man falls to his death from make-shift circus attraction
>neighbours confirmed to heard him say "I'm weightless motherfucker" right before impact

What the fuck is that
Just buy a door pull-up bar

maybe he's just really tall

>door pull-up bar

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Those are stupid, these are based
Pic related is mine

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Fuck off yellownigger

kek

>What the fuck is that

I hang gymnastic rings from the top bar

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Mine has a lock that keeps it in place
Cope harder, poorfag

>I hang gymnastic rings from the top bar

Damn, I was positive it was for keg throwing or some other hetero form of weight lifting.

Thanks for inspiring me op, this is the rough draft will get make the finished product on a better paper and drawn better

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What else you got?

im a ruralfag. I got pretty jacked just working out in my room like prison

had 2 dumb bells with different weights I could put on. I laid on my bed at the edge and did leg lifts. I did tricep dips on my computer chair. I tucked my feet under my mattress and did sit ups. I did push ups on my knuckles on my floor and normal push ups. I did pushups holding onto the dumbells and after every push up lifted a dumb bell. l made the dumb bells low weight and lifted my arm all the way up and back down to work out my shoulders.

thats literally all you need. dumbells room chair bed and you have literally all the gym you need. I got jacked as fuck off this. whenever I wanted more of a work out I walked to the park and I would do workouts like upside down sit ups on the monkey bars and pull ups and tricep dips on it

full work out gym style in the middle of nowhere

I'm quite sure that exact form of the meme has already been made

MAKE A WASP SHAKE, FUEL YOUR BODY WITH THE CORPSES OF THE ENEMY

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That's what he gets for kipping.

I wouldn't be surprised desu sempai, also checked

There are lots of them

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Lmao thanks, this is saved!

Pretty lit

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Get chickens. They'll eat pests like wasps and give you delicious eggs.

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Yeah until some band of mexicans steals them out of your yard

And shit all over the place and destroy any fauna they can reach. Not worth if you like your yard.

I agree. But if you don't live near a park you're fairly limited as to what you can do to develop back.

based chickens

youtu.be/O4FdLTnBcgc?t=13

The Virgin bee
>Forced to take care of other children not her own

Get a dog to keep the Mexicans out and a fence to keep the hens in a certain area. Easy.

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It's dangerous to leave a dog unattended in your yard here, people will literally come in your yard and kill it.

I've had fencing for years. They cut holes through it, climb over it, break the gates.

Mexicans, man.

Wasps once built a nest inside my chicken coop. I knocked the nest down with a stick and closed the door, then heard 1 second of angry wasp noises followed by a couple minutes of happy chicken noises.

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good, fuck dogs with their fucking barking

where the fuck do you live? Liberia? Somalia?

Breaking Bad city, New Mexico

>thinks dogs barking is noisy
m8, when mexicans watch a soccer game INSIDE their houses you can literally hear them screaming and hollering from over a block away

get an ar15 jesus christ
there are a lot of mexicans where I am but they aren't that bad

>he thinks wasps are bad
Nigger try dealing with european hornets.

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Konichiwa Gaijin

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>same size as the average japanese male

残忍なモグ

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mega-lanklet setup

That's an asian hornet not a japanese hornet.

Skinnyfat reached near ottermode and think he's jacked. Kek.

Two nukes weren't enough.

Imagine how fun it must be to just swat these fuckers away with a tennis racket

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Until the hawks and owls come
T. Used to keep my chickens in the yard

Me in the top left

Nigga thats a bird. I had a hornet fly into my head the other day and actually felt its weight and thought that was odd. I can only imagine these

They just want to lift. Work them in.

im european and have never seen these

Central Europe is full of them. Where are you from?

youtube.com/watch?v=7FhifTGKtUQ

He came over yesterday on a boat

Netherlands

>japanese hornets can fly up to 25mph
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal gaijin.

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Have shade trees or netting over where they roam to protect them. Or have an enclosed run.

*tanks a sting with my thick layer of fat from bloatmaxing*
Heh, you'll have to try harder than that

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I have one of those. Based door frame pull up bro.

mmmmh all that protein

those who have seen them never lived to tell the tale

> manlets will laugh at this

Pest control professional here. As long as you don't threaten their colony or try to crush one they won't bother you. Alternatively spray that shit with some Termidor SC and you won't have wasp problems for the rest of the year.

This. Wasps kill plenty of pests, keep gardens clean, and we only ever sting humans if they threaten the hive

That’s why you only do dead weight pullups/chin-ups.

Who here has an outdoor gym where it's super fucking humid and lots of mosquitoes that you regret it? Am i being a pussy?

Find a way to buy live insects, look up which ones naturally keep wasp population in check and sprinkle them around your training area

Found the wasp

Birds do the same thing and they don't kill you with bites for no reason.

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Memes aside wasp larvae are high in protein I heard.

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OHNONONONO SHIT FUCK

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Unwesternized people are dogs in my eyes