/r9gay/ - #631

Platonic naked cuddling edition

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>tfw not even the slimmest chance that i'll ever get a bf
idk why i'm even alive

gic picnic bf pls kthx

i slid on in, now where is my bf

Shipping takes around 2-3 weeks, depending on the location of the delivery and the model of bf you ordered.

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why is that user? are you some form of gremlin?
thats a very sad image :C i didnt even place my order yet

living without hytale is suffering

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why are you so incessant on playing this game that hasn't even come out, the most that you saw of it was like 2 minutes of what they /want/ gameplay to look like you have no idea if it's even gonna be like that

>tfw you remove 60% of your discord "friends" and you start on the path of recovery from toxic personalities

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>not realizing that he only does this so he's remembered

i'd say good for you but knowing how most of the people on this thread are you probably had zero toxicity to begin with

i don't really have anything else to live for

well you weren't exactly born on the day of the trailer, so

Have you talked from anyone from this thread? Most people here are horrible people

i'm not sure what you mean by that but i'm terrible and will never be good enough for anyone to love me.

not what i was trying to imply user

What did you mean then? I'm too stupid to get it

and IM not sure what you mean by that, in what way are you terrible?

that no one was really toxic to begin with, you made it up in your head or that you overreacted to something minor. but if you added anyone from here like you implied it sounds like you did it to yourself

>want bf badly
>Impossible because Bible Belt
Even if you live in the most flyover of flyovers thank your lucky stars you're not this fucked.

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i'm pretty sure gay people still exist in the bible belt seeing as you're there you tard

>tfw no retarded ohio bf

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in every way imagineable. i am quite literally the worst.

Gay people are so weird. It's like a parallel society that exists all around us straights but we can only catch small glimpses into it. I'd be lying if I said it didn't scare me a bit. What little I have seen of your world was so mental I couldn't stand it. It's important that your kind remain separate.

This pic reminds me when i snuggled to my friend after comming off acid trip, and he was passed out before me.

I dont know where else to get people to talk to but from here and other places I browse on Jow Forums

But 90% of the people I add from here got their own reason to blame for being robots/failures and I dislike talking to them

I mean, if you want a gay bf that will abuse the shit out of you and cheat on you, get one from Jow Forums.

I'm in the south too, most people dont care enough.

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a little too specific there user, got anything you want to talk about

>someone mentions they want to kill themselves and the method they are going to use
>method is wrong
>tell them how to do it correctly so they dont end up with huge deformity for the rest of their life
>im now an asshole

im sure there are some serial killers out there worse than you user, dont be so hard on yourself

you helped someone suicide?

thats borderline illegal

did you read what i wrote out?

I've heard from other people how fucked up the guys on here are. It doesn't need to be my experience.

I meant their numbers seem smaller, and one risks getting cut off from family because of their orientation.

You're lucky your family doesn't.

maybe don't make normie friends

get owned user, you need to coax them slowly and subtly over a few weeks/months emotionally and psychologically to make them feel worse and push them over the edge

my family doesn't know, I'm in the closet. I meant in general.

sounds like an asshole move but doesnt mean youre an asshole

checked
don't forget to fap on cp and you're truly one of the damned

I'm not talking about morals, i'm just a low quality human.

I have a blood orange san pellegrino

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where is the trap general i want a trap general

the most disgusting of all, i expect no less from an anime girl poster

which is the best?

there's a sissy general that exists, just make one if you want one retard

>there's a sissy general that exists

No there isn't.

how about you join your fellow traps by eating a bullet?

maybe you're new here or they stopped making them, i wouldn't know since i rarely look anywhere else but this thread. there was at a time (a month or two ago) when there was a sissy general. if it stopped it's probably for a reason, go to /lgbt/ that's an entire board for sissies basically

I-I'm gonna cum!!!

If it's hostile you kill it.
originally

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>Not mastering the ways of the bullet

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>tiny
>45kg
>imagine manhandling that weight
>imagine

>no Belial bf to rip my heart out and play with it
just fucking end me now desu

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fuaaaaark i wish i was born in europe i just want a european bf to love

> tfw 6,8
>sub
Shoot me please

No it sucks here, stay there

Absolutely disgusting desu user, youd be better off amputating some of that height

but i hate it here, i wanna go there!! aaaaa

>tfw no bf to sing me songs as I go to bed

how do you become 6'8''?

>brother asks me to sing him to bed
i just mumble songs i kinda heard in games

My parents cursed me with tall genes

>tfw wish i had a pure relationship but i'm a mentally ill perma-neet so casual sex is my only option

Now this is an interesting development
looks like a dead end

have you had casual sex before?

It saddens me that I'll probably have to resort to casual hookups too since getting a bf is impossible. What a backwards world.

>tfw no bf that's a sub that happens to be taller than me

timestamp your body you lying piece of shit

don't become a whore! there's someone out there for you!

why don't you just pretend to have similar interests to him and add him on discord and make him lewd himself there? a bit more effort, but at least you get him all to yourself

no don't listen to this retard, I spent long years of loneliness because I'd been telling myself those types of lies

sucking dick doesn't make the loneliness go away sadly

but getting attention from people does

neither does sitting there assuming your prince charming is going to show up for you just by existing, at the very least you get to feel something other than loneliness while having sex

i guess for a couple days

he doesn't talk no matter what i try

a couple of days > forever

personally to fight loneliness I find multiple e-bfs to have a constant supply of attention
wouldn't be doing that if I could have a real bf

god you're all pathetic

i can't even get a single e-bf

it's easy, you just have to pretend to be someone else

Looking for quirky gamer bf, btag is SOAPY#1917 I like big fat cocks

discord gg/eVABa2v i'm bored anyone wanna talk to me?
Hankel#1097

the only person that's into me is complete trash

i wish i could but i'm a literal autist

so clean him up

if that's the way you talk about people who like you then no surprise.

I've tried for the past 6 months with no noticeable improvement
I have no patience for people who are trash and refuse to do anything about that

what'd he do?oreeg

>tfw no complete trash bf to love my complete trash ass

i haven't been here in about a year and now i see this when im leaving the country and trying to turn straight (or bi at least)

this sucks

Im fat and ugleh anyways :^)

if that retard didn't love you
he wouldn't keep trying
literally the dumbest person on the planet

oh shit bye

Literal autists are cute, can i be your ebf?

>no patience
>6 months
Mhm

there are no excuses for being fat

>tell him my name is egyptian based since my dad used to be into that
>he goes "we wuz kangz"
R-rude

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How do I stop being fat then?
I can't quit soda because I never drank the stuff to begin with.