/britfeel/

I've only had sex with one woman and I always came within 10 seconds of penetration. She was cool about it, but I still felt ashamed every time.

It's been five years since we broke up and I've dodged dates, hook ups etc., because I'm terrified it will happen again. I can't even masturbate for more than a minute.

Anyone else /premature ejaculation/ here? Have you found any solution?

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I dont hav a fast wi site i need a fast wixsite!
i deserve a turbo site.

Good on you. You could ask them if it should be taken to a vet or something, since the owners aren't taking care of it.

It happens sometimes lid. its the pressiim. fuck women. they are cunts. stop puttning pusy on a pedestal

How often do you wank? It takes me like 20 minutes at least, but that could be because I do it 2-3 times a day

Also this

Wank more often to more and more dodgy porn. You're on Jow Forums for fucks sake, you should have tentacle hentai and weird femdom shit all over your computer

that sucks lad, but tbf if it only happened on your first time does it count as PE? doesnt it need to be repeated instances? I only lasted a couple minutes on my first few times but now I can go for an indefinite period provided Im not absolutely going at it like a madman for minutes at a time
must be shit having that insecurity and fear hanging over you though
he literally said she was cool about it. Typical incel mentality to blame women/ you projecting your own bad experiences. user just needs to bite the bullet and give himself another chance, worst that happens it happens again

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uh oh, this pot noodle has gone right through me
in tandem with a strong coffee, hellfire is now brewing in my stomach

>try to play CM on new laptop
>now entire screen looks a bit 'out of focus' even when I've restarted
fuick

>one chance at life
>born american't
I'm not British and can't relate to half the people here on a cultural level, but can I please stay here for a bit? I need a break from /nu-r9k/.

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You're an idiot. I never mentioned her feelings. I said he was putting in to hihg up mentally. Women are fucking women. He shouldnt think so much. Dont giv a fuc about her feelings.

sometimes you cum quick. sometimes its hard. usualy your own insecurires.

1 and a half bottles down.
1 and a half bottles to go.
Just waiting for Impact! Wrestling lads... gonna wake up tomorrow feeling horrible for Sp*rs Vs. Arsenal... meant to be entering a hot chicken wing eating contest at 3pm at some new Jamaican takeout place tomorrow but got a feeling this wine's gonna do a number on me.

I don't even do that though, I could have sex if I could get over this crippling anxiety about how long I last.
Once every couple days. I'm 27, I've grown out of daily wanks
I'm fairly vanilla, its mostly just traps
Happened every time though, I reckon we had sex 10-15 times before we broke up. What's weird is I never had problems lasting during handjobs or blowjobs when I was getting them from her or my exs, but the second I got in a vagina it was game over.

haha nvm lads fixed it

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scarlett bordeaux PHWOOAR

>Impact! Wrestling
havent watched in a few months (I think since Slamerversary) They going strong?

You said it was what I can only assume you meant was "pressure" in your drunken post

then straight after said women are cunts
so yea, your post was retarded and user's problem has nothing to do with being intimidated by women and everything to do with his perception of himself
oh right lad... well then I'm sorry to hear that. If it's any help getting the girl off first might be helpful to you, I don't have PE but getting her off is actually a real turn on in my opinion
by the time shes cum she wont give as much of . a fuck

who gives a shit if you cum quick? fuck them anwyay. it happens anyway. totally normal. you only need to get over yourself.

Sound lad. Think I'm just gonna have to put myself out there. I enjoy getting them off as well. Might try find a chubby practice girl off Ok Cupid or something

Yeah i agree. Women are cunts so stop feeling so much pressure and being so hard on yourself.

I'm the opposite, find it ver difficult to cum. Faked it for years with my gf back in the day. Once lass managed to solve it for me though

Got approved for a loan off the bank lads

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Mate I'm hoping for some Smokeshow tonight.

It's surprisingly good on a weekly basis.
I'd go as far as saying Impact! is the best weekly wrestling show right now, and it's only slightly because Scarlett Bordeaux is so hot.
Killer Kross is getting more spotlight and he should.
Underrated roster to be honest.

Abortion is one issue where I'm totally left-wing

I think provided it's done early it's ok, it sounds cold blooded but I think to call it murder when the being has no experience of the outside world, or even is barely developed, is extreme
besides, people always say "but you can put it up for adoption", but lets face it, lots of people would have the kid and raise it shittily.

Deploying /britfeel/ special forces to deal with the shaggers within the hour.

>Killer Kross
ah that guy seemed based. I'll have to marathon it in the near future glad it's still alive and kicking

me too, although only had sex a handful of times. my anxiety took over, made it feel shit and hard to cum.

>Faked it for years with my gf
>years

story time lad?
I found it really hard to without intercourse at first but now it's gone the opposite way and I can go for a while during sex but blowies get me off really quick. Odd how that works

if youre totally disillusioned with the state of the modern world just become a chaotic neutral, you will no longer care about anything

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This was weird and pretty shit. Not sure if it was meant to be like Moby Dick because I tried and that shit is unreadable
imdb.com/title/tt1977094/

He reminds me of Big Boss Man from the glory days of WWF... but he's way more scary and intense.
Legit MMA fighter so he's genuinely hard as fuck.

I'm worried that I might cum buckets once I enter the pussy, should I wear two condoms?

if we're talking in terms of robot types vs normies, I really think friends is a good show despite it being shoved down everyones throats

>you will no longer care about anything
that is basically impossible because of pride and shit. there will always be something i care about, might be getting on a bird or landing a job.

>4.6/10
not surprised it was shit lad.

i thought the same thing, you likely won't because of anxiety.

Not sure what story I could tell. We were both virgins and were insecure so I never told her and after awhile too much time had passed so I vowed to keep it to myself. Think I have some real issues with sex because the satisfaction mostly came from 'oh thank god now she wont expect a shag for a few days'. Would usually wank off in the bathroom after she fell asleep.

never understood how that would be beneficial in any way, any problem youll encounter will affect 2 as much as 1 surely

and dont worry, I was amazed to discover just how effective they are
also for everyone saying they ruin the sensation, I'd say the difference is pretty minor since it's all about pressure and it doesnt really affect that
and theyre really thin so you can still feel all the contours

man, that's sad lad. My current relationship is very comfortable and open which I think was crucial given all the mental fragility which certain problems could have set off for me

ill see you at the match user.
come on yids

Glad to hear that lad. Years later I did find someone I could be open with and we had a lot of fun and she helped me 'learn' to cum. Still got tired and bored shagging everyday though, I'm just not that type of guy I guess

Still early days for me but I'm highly sexed as far as I can tell
the nerves were crippling at first tbqh but I'm so glad I finally had the balls to get through something that was an intimidating prospect

I've been eating a pack of oreos a day for a while now, I'm not bothered about the weight gain but worried for my teeth.

How long you guys been together? It's nice to have someone you can be comfy and open with. Not trying to make the virgin lads depressed but it's a wonderful thing to feel physically comfortable with a girl

BRUSH YOUR TEETH THEN
USE COLGATE

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONEEEEE?
I dont.

trying to do this assessment blindly as I havent been to class
realising I now fuck all about this subject from my own background

Just remembered that borderlands 3 is likely to be announced at pax east next thursday
Totally fixed my late night blues

>Not trying to make the virgin lads depressed but it's a wonderful thing to feel physically comfortable with a girl
yeah well you did so thanks

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lying in the cold as it rains outside
feeling alone desu

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Normies seriously, seriously need to watch what they're doing. Keep your dirty fingers out of my life. DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME! DON'T VIOLATE THE NAP OR I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO STRIKE YOU DOWN.

I have meditated every day for the past ten years (at least). I am fully capable of ending another human life. I don't want to do it but people keep pushing me. I can only take so much. Sat here pissed as an fart crying as usually. I don't want to lash out but oeiole keep pushing abd pushing. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHNNJHH

this pic reminds me of the bicentennial man, which creeped me out

Fuck the fucking Yids.
UNAI'S RED ARMY.

>I'm leaving /britfeel/ guys!

What cigarette brands would you guys recommend

NHS, obviously lad

>tfw no Robin Williams robo-friend

Too expensive a habit these days. Try rolling tobacco if you really want to start

It is not possible to leave hell

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How's things lad? Things got you down?

One of my favourite things about getting pissed was having a nice fuzzy face but lately I've not been getting fuzzy and I worry that if I drink more I'll get sick. I've been good at not drinking to the point of not getting sick but I miss fuzzy face. Don't feel properly out of it like I used to

I am basically insane
Simple as

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>I am basically insane
nice

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Shaun Attwood is so based

gonna go lakeside tomorrow and buy some nike airs and a few trackies waheyy

how do i make sure all the cum comes out when i ejaculate?

Give a few gentle pumps a bit after you cum

Watching High Rise now. Based Anthony from Rome is in it

Does that really stop cavities though? It only cleans them it won't cure sugar damage

hep b ex gfs dog has had an episode and his legs have stopped working.
something like that happened to my dog when i was 18 and the vets put it down. I was really upset my it.
Hope the dog doesnt need to be put down.

So you guys still hang out? What you been up to tonight laddo?

not him, but I think it might just be you and me lad

wll user me old mate what you up to?

Post the photo here so we can love her too lad.
Or at least tell us what she looks like

Nono lads I am here too just going for a fag x

Rolling a badman spliff lad, about to watch some bloody Jojo. How about yourself?

Hey there lad, whats your tobacco?

halfway into High Rise. Thought it would be a survival/apocalpyse thing but it's mostly 'muh society and class divide' so far

Chesterfield bl00s lad, cheap cunt me
Whats it, a film?

>Whats it, a film?
yeah got Micheal Fassbender in it. Plenty of shagging and drug taking if that's your thing too

>shagging
Its ok.
>drug taking
Usually a wee bit cringu on screen

Make no apologies lad, I smoke Amber Queef
Unrelated to your film but I watched Gangs of New York today, Bill the Butcher carries that film

>Amber Queef
stolen

should have said 'partying' rather than drug taking. When shit hits the fan everyone gets absolutely wrecked
>Amber Queef
same lad. And yeah Gangs is great, sure it wouldnt be half as good without Lewis though

wehey its a night of regrets and things reminding me of what i missed during a wasted youth ;_;

I've given up on getting a decent job.
>Get 98% better than the test group in civil service test
>Don't get through the sift to the next stage
Literally wtf, I'm calling absolute bullshit

Looks like I'm definitely going to Japan though, I'll just stay there until I know the language

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might fap might not

Sounds delicious lad
Aye doesnt sound like my cup of tea to be honest, I saw something I wanted to watch that was meant to be similar to SOA but forget what it was called, never mind. Working the next four nights anyway so no time for telly
Tell us of your sorrows lad, maybe tomorrow will be the best day of your life

Found it, its called Animal Kingdom

Not keen on how this whole life business is working out.

How do I reroll? What if I end up as a third-worlder? Can I keep my INT stat and take advantage of my contemporaries?

>all the qt accent eastern euros are gonna get rounded up and sent home and/or shot because of brexit

fugg