So Jow Forums, why haven't you switched to a front wallet yet? Do you enjoy slowly destroying your spine? Most orthopedic surgeons recommend their patients stop sitting on their wallets as it causes long term damage.
Pic related, my genuine moose leather front wallet.
I have always kept my wallet in my front pocket. Makes no sense to keep it in the back pocket, all I carry with me is phone wallet keys and sometimes a bottle or folder. Super uncomfortable sitting on a wallet. Front wallets a cool idea looks gay tho
Hahah REALLY hahah thats all the money you got? Hahahahha wow
Why would i use a wallet when i have cryptocurrency, fucking jew.
Post your wallets I go first
I always carry my wallet in the front and pat my pockets like an autistic to verify I haven't lost it or forgotten it.
I don't have a wallet. I only carry my debit card and some cash in my left pocket, phone in the right one.
>right pocket: wallet and general keys
>left pocket: smartphone and car keys
how do you do user?
I've never understood putting your phone or wallet in your back pocket.
What about drivers license? Work ID?
Keys and phone in the same pocket? This is why we can't have nice things.
Here's a pic of anons pants
Right pocket: Phone
Left pocket: wallet
Back left: keys(I only have two so it’s not bothersome
Phone goes in back pocket so I don't radiate my balls
Not him but cargo shorts are goat
Wallet bulge isn't so bad even with a bifold as long as you don't keep 6 million useless cards or any coins in it
what are you? some thot?
I am self employed and work from home. And I drive without a driving license on me because... Got busted several times for that though.
Just alternate pockets, lmao. Or better yet, carry 2 wallets
>he's so poor 1 wallet is enough to keep his money
LMAO
I wear a wallet chain, it's saved me many times while drunk, and/or getting in/out of seats, and I found it just hanging out of my pants on the chain.
I put my wallet on the table when i sit down
I leave my license in my car, with my registration and insurance.
I don't need it in my daily life, typically, and I can always pocket it if I do.
I just take my wallet out of my pocket whenever im driving or when i sit down.
i don't put a lot of stuff in my wallet so its thickness is negligible
Every incel should have a wallet for their unused condoms.
Got mine on a cord, never gonna get yoinked if it's attached to me
>>left pocket: smartphone and car keys
And people wonder why their phone screen gets scratched.
Wallet and keys in left pocket, phone in right is the way to go
>not using gorilla glass
how pleb can you get?
I did, for two reasons.
>1. Pickpockets
>2. Spine correction
Still using a regular wallet though.
>paracord and a 5 cent carabiner
stop this
I'm not a manlet or a skinny jean wearing faggot, so my wallet fits in my front pocket just fine.
Left pocket
>wallet
>keys
Right pocket
>cellphone
If you have need for more shit in your pocket, you're an addict to something.
This is the incel equivalent of boomers who wear sandals with socks
It's made of recycled paper. The design is suppose to fade over time to another one.
what's the usb for?
But what about keeping my wallet in my side pockets?
to start the car he doesnt have
I have a mighty wallet too. Got it probably over a decade ago and it's holding up nicely.
>t. a theif and possibly a shitskin
Why isn't you wallet in your coat breast pocket?
Enough room for 6 cards and some notes. Carrying a million cards and a bunch of coins is fucking retarded tbqh
I've always been too concerned about thieves to keep anything valuable in my back pocket.
Impromptu data storage.
>2019
>still using wallets
Cardholders are based and much neater
Switch that if you wear jeans. I scratched up a phone once because of the rivets on that little pocket above the right one. Scratch resistance doesn't mean scratch proof.
all wallets are front wallets. ngiger
I carry that type too. Pretty comfy.
Do none of you cunts carry a pocket knife?
Its 2019 why are you not using a squallet. Do you enjoy slowly killing cows. Most squallet makers agree less cows die when you switch to a squallet.
Pic related, my genuine squirrel fur squallet.
I carry a Leatherman Wave if I know I'll be using it.
And I carry a Frank Beltrame if I go to shady neighborhoods.
A pair if wire cutters would make short work of that
keeping your wallet, id and other potentially important things in your back pocket is a retarded boomer tradition. nobody gives a shit if you have a slight wallet bulge in the front
goddamnit don't make me marathon this shit again
Us boomers keep our dicks in the front of our jeans.
Mighty wallet master race
Because im not dumb enough to go sit on my wallet. I put it on the table where I am sitting ya dingus.
Here ya go
If you don't have a batman wallet you can't be Jow Forums
>not constantly wearing a jacket you've sewn a special pocket into so you can keep money/cards/ect inside the jacket and not get pickpocketed
never gonna make it
>knife
>phone
>keys
>wallet
>lip balm
>brass knuckles
IT'S TOO MUCH FOR TWO POCKETS NIGGA
>lion emblem
>crazy horse
>italy
what
>not keeping your valuables inside a hidden pouch surgically grafted inside your body
Wait, people actually put their wallets in their back pockets? And there are people who unironically buy these “front wallet” things like you can’t just put a normal wallet in your front pocket?
>Inb4 boomer corvette
I’m 21
>zoomer
>California id
>drives a corvette
>Disney themed debit card (or whatever that is)
Ask me how I know you’re an insufferable cunt
Don't pretend like you don't have a license by choice, you junkie felon incel faggot
My back pocket are for my two phones since I’m a busy guy and spend a lot of my time walking/talking. When I need to sit down I put them on my table.
Also it’s harder for a pick pocket to pick your front pocket.
Weak over exaggerated bait
1 out of 5 stars
It's still a Boomer Corvette if it belongs to your parents retard
Posting my dad wallet
Am I the only one who carries a bag to put all my shit in?
>wallet, keys, phone, phone charger, headphones
>psp, condoms, lube, tissue paper, water bottle, book I am currently reading
>Had a BOSCA brand for over 25 years.
>Started out copper tan, ended up deep chocolate and soft as warm butter
>Eventually it started to break apart, although they have lifetime guarantee to resew and redye
>Was given to me by great young lady who dumped me in 2001
>Bought a new wallet just last year
>another BOSCA
>still can't bring myself to throw out the first one
>sigh
This
Recently got put on about the not sitting on your wallet thing, already have a considerably bent spine unfortunately
Also, I have a satchel for my stuff. I have an extra pair of socks on me all the time, fuck with me
If I’m carrying a lot of shit, like books, laptop, whatever, then yeah, but most of the time all I take with me is keys, phone, wallet. I don’t need anything else 90% of the time.
Nice engrish gweilo
>taking your wallet out of your pocket every time you sit down
Bound to get stolen or lost
Front wallets fit perfectly in pockets and are a lot slimmer
t. Can't stop thinking about sex
Imagine having enough money in your wallet that sitting on it would cause spinal problems. Fucking wagecucks I swear