Enter Boomer gym

Make no mistake, Springsteen is most definitely based and redpilled

>OI OI OI OI
>TNT

>SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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NOT ABOUT TO SEE YOUR LIGHT
AND IF YOU WANNA FIND HELL WITH ME

>walk into gym
>THIS MORNING I MADE THE CALL
>THE ONE THAT ENDS IT ALL

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>walk into gym
>indistinguishable pop crap for the same fucking shitty radio 24/7
I need a home gym asap

>Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
>I'm hot for teacher

youtube.com/watch?v=R30b94-3f5E

shut up queer

Weak bait

>walk into gym
>earth wind and fire are playing

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>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

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>SHE WAS A FAST MACHINE
>SHE KEPT HER MOTOR CLEAN

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>SHES MY CHERY PIE
>COOL DRINK OF A WATER WHAT A SWEET SURPRISE
>TASTE SO GOOD MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY
>SWEET
>CHERRY
>PIE
[spoiler]OH YEAAAAAAAAAH[/spoiler]

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>said leave this one alone
>she could tell right away
>i was bad to the bone

>COME ON FEEL THE NOISE
>GIRLS ROCK YOUR BOYS
>WE GET WILD
>WILD
>WILD

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POUUUUR SOME SUGUH ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>pull up to the gym in my numbers matching 1970 Dodge Challenger
>rev in the engine in the parking lot as to announce my arrival, the window panes in the gym shake under the american made v8 power
>walk in, the guys know me there at the front counter, instantly receive similar attention at any auto or hardware shop
>phone clipped on my belt, skull tshirt and white adidas runners, I'm ready
>walk straight into the change room and talk about the wife with my buds while partially dressed
>walk into the gym, now is my time to shine
BOOOORRRNNNN TO BE WILLLLLLLDDDDD!
>hit the bench, now that's a lift
>grunt with each rep, loudly sigh, wipe my face and audibly say "OH BOYYY" so everyone in the gym can hear me
>see some kid on his phone and tell him "working our your thumbs today?"
>see another kid that's wearing some turban on his head, turn to my friend Bert and say "Where did all of these "pull starts" come from?
>start deadlifting
I'MM ON THE HIIIGGHHWAY TO HELLL!
>start grunting louder so everyone on machines can hear me
>think to myself "this generation is killing the plate industry"....
>start squating
HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICCCANNNE!
>get my friends Rod "Hot Rod" and Darryl (Big Dare) to spot me / talk about our lawns
>do 3 plate as I break the news that I got a new riding mower
>"just used my boy's tuition!" - whole gym erupts in laughter
>see a negro in a Bernie shirt
>the whole squad erupts in laughter again; we agree on the sentiment that if you live in this country you got to respect the president
>accidentally send a picture of my legs to my son while texting him to take out the trash
>leave the gym feeling the grace of Jesus and America looking down on me, knowing full well it'll be another good day tomorrow

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10/10 post

ITT
>danzig
>acdc
>van Halen
>def leopard
>bon Jovi
>steppenwolf
This is funny and whatnot but all these songs are fuckin sick. Where do I sign up for a gym that just plays boomer rock?

Boomers are nice
>in gym doing starting strength
>ancient man with forearms the size of bowling balls approaches me
>"HEY SON WOULD YA MIND IF I WORKED OUT WITH YA"
>think hes just going to work in with me
>thought wrong
>doing squats with boomer, after im so out of breath i decide to take a short break(im fat as fuck)
>he talks to me about how he likes what im doing and how it reminds him of the stuff they did in his younger days
>finish up and go home
>wednesday rolls around, see boomer and a whole gang of old men who are wearing a variety of MARINE CORE, ARMY, Confederate flag with bald eagle crying, and BIG DAWG with a large doggo in sunglasses on shirt
>"user I TOLD THE GUYS YOU DONT DO NONE OF THAT FRILLY YOGA SHIT AND THEY WANT IN HOW BOUT IT HUH"
>the workout takes well over two hours because there is only two squat racks
>i try to escape but they keep stopping me to talk to me about the good ol days in military/football/highschool/college the good ol days dont seem to infact end because they bounce between last week and 30 years ago.
>I tell them i only show up monday, wednesday, friday because of rest days
>they are there every time
>one day the original boomer is not there
>asking the other guys what happened
>he died from a heart attack over the weekend
>every monday I keep thinking Dave will say "HOW YA DOIN SON" but hes never there

I hope the good ole days never end. I'll do an extra set for Dave. Every Monday I'll dedicate a set to all the gym boomers we lost the past week. I hope to one day become an old gym millennial passing down wisdom to the young technotumors

TWO

MINUTES

TO MIIIIIIDNIIIIIIGGGGHHHHT

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>POOUUUUR SOOMEE SUUUGAR ON MEEE!!! OOOOHHHH IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!

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Your need to project your existence is pretty cringe

>walks into gym
>ROOOOOOOOOOTS
>BLOODY
>ROOOOOOOOOOTS

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>I DON'T NEED A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY
>I DON'T NEED A BIG FINE CAR
>I GOT EVERYTHING A MAN COULD WANT
>I GOT MORE THAN I COULD ASK FOR

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>OHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
>OHHHHHHHHHH OHHH
>SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

KID ROCK

>walk into the gym
>KC and the Sunshine Band are playing
If you don't get fucking pumped to Give It Up I don't want nothing to do with you jive suckas.

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>Faggot zoomer think's they know boomers
My gym has a free play shit thing and I play my playlist and get my fellow boomers lifting.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dll329ggLIY

fuck yeah boomer
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCztXuXAPqM

>Ventura highway
>In the sunshine
>Where the days are longer
>The nights are stronger
>than moonshine

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RADIO
TURN IT UP
TURN IT UP
LAAAAAA LA LA LAAAAAA
LA LA LAAAAAAAA

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>this faggot played alpha protocal and thinks they are a boomer that loved Autograph.

That's Van the Man my guy. Alpha Protocol is fucking awesome, though.

It's brainwash music endorsed by the CIA. I barely hold any crazy beliefs but I truly think they play this generic crap for more reasons than "its popular". How can this get in the top 100 anyways? It's as predictable as the last 500 songs

>All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
>Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
youtube.com/watch?v=1XWQ0e02BHI

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the point of pop music is just to be catchy and that is it. nobody even listens to the lyrics of most of it.
I went to a katy perry concert once (free tickets) and a lot of her songs are about sex if you know the lyrics and there are parents there with their kids around 10 years old.
you just know they wouldn't expose them to those themes in anything but music. and this shit isn't even hidden like most older songs. it's just blatantly there.
but yes there is something or someone pushing music in that direction and it isn't all consumers.

>IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN
>YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME

youtube.com/watch?v=l1jWTvk8qZk

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Stop overthinking lol, you sound like you believe aliens built the pyramids

How can I become like this?

Fucking based old man. I unironucally want to be like him when I'm old and decrepit

Based and bloomerpilled

Was good until you referred to your group as a "squad"
Only zoomers do that

>PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
>THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN

>IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
>SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE

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