LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE EGG HAS CRACKED. I REPEAT: THE EGG HAS CRACKED

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE EGG HAS CRACKED. I REPEAT: THE EGG HAS CRACKED

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what happened to Eggs Benedict now

the egg dude an heroed?

Who's this doctor robotnik looking fag?

You didn't hear? It was all over the news

What do you mean? It seemed like he was doing good a couple months ago, what happened?

I heard a rumour but I didn't really think he'd do that... What a shame too

Did the Eggman execute the master plan?

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is this a bait meme or did something actually happen

Not bait, he transitioned into a cute girl

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Bait, this has been posted tons of times

What's not bait is he actually fucked a tranny if I remember

>he (this is implying, in an original manner, that you have misinterpreted the gender of the person in question

The egg is uncrackable (sadly). We have reached the "boy who cried wolf" status with this now.

If there is actually even a hint of truth in op, Normegg's bipolar probably switched to depression mode.

Yes. He had a trans gf, and a video of the two having sex was leaked.

>Yes. He had a trans gf, and a video of the two having sex was leaked.
how? does he have a lot of money or something?

That was a fake video, I think the original has even been sourced iirc

Hi Khaz, still obsessed with eggy huh?

The guy you're replying to is wrong but egg has fucked multiple girls. Turns out if you're not an unlikeable faggot you can conquer ugliness to a degree. I think he has fucked at least 3 girls so far if you count Pizza.

I don't think he ever actually slept with pizza.

That's what he wants you to believe.

He can actually be good-looking and very charismatic if he tries. I have no idea how the sextape got leaked.

The people in that tape are british, and besides that they look nothing like either of them. It's just more shit his trolls post around trying to harass him.

>tfw no more eggstream

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
when is eggy coming home?

shut up he started mewing and got hair plugs

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what is this disease?

I like the one in the left better. He seems fun! teehee

i agree! he looks more fun and approachable teehee

The man on the right still has the dead inside look. You can't shop that away.

stop stalking eggy you fucking psycho

From personal experience I can say Eggy is a really nice guy that's always trying to help people.

nigga he was tweeting 14 hrs ago what you on about

lurk moar newfag
orioroioriroririror

THIS IS NOW AN EGGY APPRECIATION THREAD!

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BASED EGGY SOUNDCLOUD!

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Has he tried to help you?

I can't believe there still are so many eggfans, especially here.

>eggy fucked this
>there are better looking guys on here who consider suicide daily because they lack the balls and fuck it attitude to try

This place is filled with bitter fuckheads nowadays. People should be inspired by egg but instead they try and tear him down because they're pathetic and jealous.

To be fair, Anastasia was a BPD mess, pathological liar and literal whore.

Who cares? He fucked her and that's all that matters.

and 90% of this board will never even fuck a whore, so the point remains.

What did he do now? The last I heard of him he was shutting down his channel/stopping streaming because normafags harrassed him because some faggot canadian reddit user rammed a van into a crowd

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Eggy's new track is dope, our boi is getting serious

Never forget this fucking song
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His music isn't half bad which is surprising

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DEFAULT DANCE ON A BITCH

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